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Good morning.
Welcome. Welcome. What's your name?
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Zman.
Silverman. from
you together. Ah, okay. Very nice. Oh,
Reuben, who's the guy next to you?
You're a new guy, right? Only Only P
today. Oh, what's going on here? What's
your name?
From
London.
Any other guests here that we have to
say hello?
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Oh,
from
Wow.
You know, Galdic.
Yeah. No, no, it's Galdic.
This is probably
the biggest tearjerker that we ever had
in MDY. This little piece. We put it in
uh many I'm not
I I myself have a collection I don't of
10 different voice notes of adults
crying.
Yesterday a guy came to me after Shir.
He said that his brother called him up
and he picks up the phone and there's
nothing nothing on the phone. His
brother's a Rebi, 40-year-old Rebi. And
after a half a minute, he hears his
brother's voice and his brother tells
him, "I haven't cried like this since I
was 24." He came, he went into a room
for 2 hours, miss and cried for 2 hours
straight after watching this clip.
You know the clip, but now it has I'm
going to start to share now. We're going
to all be crying now. No, no. Then we're
going to go into the late tonas
afterwards.
Listen, not everybody has this trauma.
The donuts. Yeah, this is the story.
No, no, no, no, no. It's not the rabbi.
That story. No, it just opens up mish.
It's great at opening up the wound
freshly. This is what we do. We open it
up, then we seal it back up better
again. Here we go, Raboa. Here you go.
Back in the ar. I'm not going to warn
you again.
Donut. Donut.
for
Wow.
Oh,
here comes the elbow.
and you have the chart.
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Personality
Wow.
Wow. Wow.
No, it's he opened up. So many people
opened up because of it. And a guy a guy
told me that he moanig that his friend
sent it to a nonobservant Jew guy that's
off the D for many years and the kid the
guy went crazy when he saw he says this
is exactly what happened to me and he
started watching this year a non-firm
guy because of this clip. No idea how
many people are coming back because of
this. So like they they realize they're
not the only ones. A lot of people went
through trauma. This rebi he's a rebi
but he had a trader.
Oh, and now for Gishmaka stuff.
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Doing the D with Gishmak. Join us too
for joining. Where's this? Oh,
doesn't say, does it? Oh,
so they're they're watching live. I
don't know if you could do Gary. Are you
able to find them live on Zoom? They're
live now. News to show us. Prove it.
Oh.
Oh,
emails are just as guys.
Oh,
they're slapping them in
learn
atom. It's like the big big minion
factory in the five towns if you sign
up.
Look how beautiful the floor is. I'm
just uh fascinated by this floor
like a water jet cut tiles. How many is
this? This is not it. This is just
this how many people are the
at 1:00 and 9:00. Let's see if this
works.
So I got four or five emails in learning
brings the custom to kisses.
I just don't know.
I'm not a big fan of people kissing the
with their hand. Like I never understood
it. Maybe I'm wrong, but I've never
kissed my kid with my hand. Like
if you if you love something, you give
him a kiss. You go at the same time, you
give it a kiss. So you either kiss him
in you don't kiss him what's what's that
the goes to your hand and goes do you I
don't know how that works then
somebody's gonna send me and this that
that's how you do it somebody said that
he sent this to his friend and his
friend started doing the
real been a while since I emailed a
longer email is forthcoming in the
interim see below Mishna Brewer that I
recalled as I watched yesterday
regarding not not doing acts on holidays
as the go. So it says over here all the
way at the end that talking about
bringing trees into the for I guess.
Yeah.
All the way in the bottom
since they're going put up trees on
their holidays. The grow up trees
found some sources pertain to 11 on the
I love when you put sources for the
stories.
I get to see the I wanted to share some
with you discrepancy between the says
when a person leaves his house he puts
his hand so when one enters the house no
mention kissing them this is how also
mentions
of touching not kissing not sure how it
relates going from one room to another
need to investigate what's we see in he
says chapter 11 24 while it also
mentions leaving entering a house
placing one's hands on it but needs a
cover for it also adds and kissing
fascinating stuff thanks for letting
share no talk MDY co-ambassador for Ohio
one more one more you explain the
calculations for deter oh I like this
one for determining the current Jewish
year in relation to the Greek in your
introduction you mentioned that you have
difficult time remembering the current
Jewish year which is 5785 let me share
with you how I do it there's a 60-year
difference if the year is 2025 then you
add 60 and you add 85 25 + 60 is 85.
However, between Russ and the end of
December, you need to add 61. And a way
to remember is the letter 60 stands for
Stfansky. Letter Sak stands for Ellie
Stfansky. So until one could be call you
Stfansky 60 after wants to be more
respect and call you Ellie Stfansky 61.
Hopefully you'll now never forget the
number card.
That's what I'm saying in order for me
to remember this is Sadin. It's more
respectful. 61. Just remember in call
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Oh,
wow. On the day of the wedding.
What a he's always on Zoom. He's a he's
a galdic of pon. He has this hajas upon
him and he adds a lot
was an Askin and the
o he told me how to pronounce this f
Germany something like that
f
that's how you spell that fe Germany
grand for your wife's grandfather's from
fe it's like he says f
yeah yeah but they it's pronounced
differently than what it says.
I think knows where he's from
kids monthly
for learning former rebellion
to continue to make so many honor for
all the work they do.
We're holding by the we're going to try
to get to the next Mishna. It's going to
be easy classic
sprinkled with a tiny little
a city that has
b on the bottom
city that has
if in the city there's a des
people that live around the city on the
outskirts of the city they're not part
of that a zar they do something else so
you do business with them you can't do
business with the people inside.
The same in reverse. If the people on
the outside of the city do have a
desire,
you're allowed to do business on the
inside. There's no connection. There's a
separation. This is the city and then
this is the outskirts of the city.
Ask the question,
are you allowed to go there?
They're doing today.
If the road leads into the city and
doesn't lead out of it, it goes straight
in. There's a dead end into the city,
then it looks like you're doing it's
looks like looks
is a problem.
But here, here's a city. The road goes
in, doesn't come out. So even if you're
not going to do a desire, you're just
going to tom with somebody over there,
this is problematic. But if there's a
little road that comes out so then
people don't understand the reason why
you went in is just you're traveling
through. Okay.
Says
how far away is this little town that's
outside on the outskirts of the city
here? Here's the city. How far away is
it? It's a mile away, a block away, one
foot away.
If you're going,
it's the meat market
of Aza. Yesterday, Benny comes over and
he says, "You're not going to believe
this. I have to share." He says he's
opening up a meat place on the outskirts
of Aza. What is it called over there?
Benny's.
Benny's. It's Kuma.
Very good. Very good.
You're getting better and better. Yay. I
think MDY was bogging you down. Every
like just the jokes are going
flourishing.
We have a big we have with us. They used
to call him I don't know if he himself
made up the name. Them calls him the
Jewish Jordan.
Oh Jordan.
What did they call you before you
cameish?
Mo, this guy used to go to a M North
schoolish.
Now, he was I had him for for a meal
Friday night. I've never seen anything
like it. And I learned from it. If you
put your mind to it, if you heard him
make, you would not know. He's not like,
you know, these guys.
No, no, no.
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the whole thing. Mom is perfect now.
It's hard to imitate.
He has it down. And he speaks a perfect
Yiddish. He's a modex kid that became
and he teaches now in he could dunk over
people with two hands. I see I saw the
videos. He's a big uh he's he inspires
the young crowd for being a big part of
this year. Married with a kid.
Oh,
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at least
So, this is fascinating. What's going on
here? This is going to
it's going to get you
where?
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So, so let's go back a step. I got I got
I saw the Jordan. This Jordan I got all
says,
in other words,
if we're looking at this picture, I
don't have it's touching the wall.
Basically, it's right there. It's not
you don't have to travel more than a
minute to get there. It's there. So, I
would think that it's if it's there,
it's okay. So, they don't do a desire.
They're a different religion, whatever.
But you never know somebody this it
might happen. You might No, don't worry
about it.
Some say
I skipped something. You're good.
She says, "How about
Benny's on the border of Gaza?
A foot away. How's that?"
And that answered him, "This is like a
riddle.
You never went to the city called over
there. The Jews and the nonjews like bar
park,
you know. I always thought when I was a
kid, you go to bar B bar park is I think
there's more in bar park than Jews. I
don't know.
No, not anymore. Not anymore. There's so
many so many that there's anti-Semitic
incidents there. They're not scared.
It's just a lot. A lot. When I was
little, there was more. I don't know.
I'm not so sure.
Like
both. Okay.
I don't understand. You never went to a
place where the Jews live in harmony
with the goim. The the kira. This is a
kira. This is a
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this is this has for two pots.
They found this now in now looks
something like this.
my brother-in-law as I shiva and
katouse. So there's a a tanner. In other
words, there's a lot of houses and they
share one center
um like a littleard courtyard and in the
courtyard there's one stove for the for
everybody. Not everybody had in their
house. You don't have oven in every
house. No, one. And the women they take
turns. So over here you have a stove
somewhere and they take turns.
This guy puts on his pot. This guy puts
on his pot. Now what's the problem that
the two pots are next to each other?
What could possibly be the problem when
two pots are next to each other? So says
whatever the problem is, we don't
consider it's not a problem. You're
allowed to do it. And if you're allowed
to do it, somehow that has something to
do with our suga, which is the of
So let's go through it quickly. We'll do
it's very very simple. a three-way
says that the concern is the
Ra says the concern is the andah says
it's not even the it's
so says what's the is you might turn
your back when you turn your back this
guy's going to pull out a pokey from you
know a nice piece of rib and put it into
your pot
what is that that's a di you might
What does that have to do with our
the concern is a concern that somebody
because he's so close to the city on the
outskirts of the city somebody might
take a money this money that was worship
to you he took this money you did
whatever you had to do to make it a zar
money and now he's going and he's
purchasing something from you that's is
to use that money says no no no we're
not concerned about the says no no go is
taking tra putting it into your hot. You
could sue him and nah, that's not the
problem. The problem is something
different. The problem is you turn your
back and he's going to do with the raon.
What's he what's he going to do? He's
going to stir the pot. Stir the pot is
the rab. And how's it how does it relate
to us? We're not concerned of actual
money. We're concerned of the of our
which is do not do business with the
guy.
Why? because he's going to give praise
to his idol. That's not that's he might
praise his idol. No praise his idol
says. No, I'm not concerned about that.
That's not going to happen. Nobody's
stirring this that without the concern
is
a little a drip of something going to
spray over a little spray.
That's not a big deal. Why? Because
what does it get to our sug
before the holiday? That's you're
concerned about like
we're not concerned about that.
So when the Gibbar says huh stirring the
pot is not necessarily
stirring.
Yeah. Stirring. Yeah. Stirring. Yeah.
Yeah.
this
story. So let's see
that that might be what Rabul is telling
that's exactly what Rabul says to him
that's not stirring is not enough as
long as the Jew puts it on the the the
fire it's not a problem okay so let's
see one by one so if we go back let's go
back to the bottom line of of
Did you ever go to in your life?
You see a Jew and a guy.
They have two paths next to each other.
We're concerned now.
It's like two pots together. You have
the city and you have the people that
live on the outskirts. They're very
close to each other. And we're not
concerned. What are we not concerned
about says the
just the
10 lines so not even
we're not concerned of which is of
course we don't say
here as we saw it already so we're just
going to go through it quickly
the Jew turns his back for a second
the story whether it's true or not It's
a it's a it's a Kishmaka story. The
rabbi is on the plane and they say, "Oh,
yeah, it was so and so the rabbi and he
got his meal."
Yeah.
One thing is like if I were to make
these kosher meals, they're still
throwing it out. It's impossible to open
up that thing. You need to open up with
the knife, but the knife is inside. So
like like how do I get to the knife
inside to open up? So you open up the
meal
So
you're biting. No, it's not going to
work. They're sitting there making
noise. Hope all the guy next to you
don't think you're mug.
Finally get it open. It sprays on you.
All that steam comes out. Get sir. He
gets up, goes to the bathroom. He comes
back and he looks at a sandwich. He
says, "You know what? It's bus and I not
eating it."
And the guy next to him says, "Uh, sir,
why are you not eating it?" He says, "We
have a rule." He says, "Ah, when you
went away, I opened up your sandwich and
I put in a piece of pork. I wanted to
see what happens." Oh, no. Yes. No.
Yeah. Fine. The the real story is
the real story is that the Jew when the
guy got up, he switched the sandwich
with his and he came back and then
switched back. Okay. No. What was What's
the story? He switched the sandwich.
That's all, right? But he didn't put a
piece of pork in his sandwich. Switch a
sandwich. Gald
kosher tasted like you have to replace
it, right? He switched his sandwich. Oh,
you want to taste what kosher is?
Sips. The meal comes different.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So what does that have to do with our
not concerned with the
of using
money? What's
nothing can't use you can't
enjoy the money of a desire. Somebody
did have a desire with the money or
somebody some say he he he sold
something but the point is money which
has
no no I don't agree with you why because
the concern is not that he's going to
put a piece in a vea in nobody's putting
a piece in aa if he does he'll be scared
what does he gain from it what does it
go gain by taking his piece of putting
into the pot of the if he steals a piece
of a piece of steak from the the okay
he's adding to is ch what's and then
he's also concerned if he gets caught he
turn around gets caught he's going to
sue him says rashi I don't agree that's
the problem
then rashi says but I do have to be
concerned why cuz maybe maybe he's
buying something for a friend maybe has
a pack of money for a friend unless it's
his own wallet his own money like
similar and I asked this I couldn't
believe this I asked this in the Hebrew
shear I got a completely different
answer than what I got in the Kyle. It
could be people are nervous, they're on
camera, I don't know. The question is,
would you buy cigarettes for a 14, 15
year old here? A lot of times the kids
stand in front of them, I call it, can
you please buy me cigarettes? Can you
buy me beer? Whatever it is, you buy
them beer.
Beer? Okay. Cigarettes?
Beer? What? For sure not. Most people
say no. I couldn't believe it. I found
people that say, "Yeah, listen. They're
going to get it anyway. What's the
difference? They just sit in another
toilet. What question about buying for
an adult? No difference. Oh, so guy in
the car says I wouldn't even buy for an
adult. Yeah. The one time somebody a guy
I was very friendly with, he asked me if
I could buy him cigarettes and
duty-free. So I bought him a bunch of
cigarettes, a couple hundred worth of
cigarettes and I forgot it on the plane.
So I was like, "Okay, that's a sim that
you know."
Vera
Omar. So, so Rashi says that okay maybe
friend told him to buy for him.
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We're not talking about the right here.
What are we talking about? We're talking
about the
what?
This is the bish. What's this?
You might you can't like like by me
sitting over there at the wedding
according to the taz the problem of
you might marry into they might marry in
they were going around the bishop
every cater which I was for a few years
when when you hear like Michael Ben you
start shaking this is not a you like
every single tray has to go in by
There's no like, oh, I turn on the fire
and I go home. No, no, no. That's
Ashkanazi style.
There's so that they have all these. You
got to be It's a disaster.
Like, you have to hire more people for
the every not
the same price. You can't do that. He
goes,
"Oh, so here also. I'm not concerned,"
says that that that's what they're
trying to say here. Just like you're not
concerned by
by what? By the two pots of isidon.
They're so close. You're not concerned
that he's going to grab the stick and
stir it or whatever. So too, we're not
concerned that he might do business and
he's going to say he's not even part of
the city. He's outside of the city and
no, maybe he's one of those guys and
he's going to give to to the GK. We're
not concerned.
No, no, no. I don't get it. What's Rabb
saying? That's like No, I'm saying
did the Jew put it already on the fire.
Says that says afraid that he's going to
take it off before it's cooked and then
back. Okay. So that's like
maybe the guy will lift it up, put it
back on. No
is different. Why? Maybe they do worship
the same. They live in such close
proximity. Maybe they're doing the same
thing. But that the go is gonna stir
your pot. What's the connection? So I'll
tell you what the connection is. He says
I'm going even a step lower.
I'm not consider I'm not concerned about
the spritzing. It's going to one a
little drop of water is going to go in.
First of all, it doesn't happen. They
have the the lids on. But even if it
does, it's not the end of the world.
will be
so says here this is just doing business
here you see
what what does it say I don't know what
it saysollywood
and then says I'm not concerned about
the spritzing which is isal
is and how does that relate to
because in three more days it's going to
be uh
for them. Okay. So that's is
and that that says we're not concerned
that the guy that lives outside maybe
he's part of them and he's doing the
thing it's three it's only three days
before
next next
could you go into a place where they do
if they're doing today today is the day
that they're doing you're not allowed to
go into that place
and even if to get to another place. You
can't go in there.
No. Only if there's only one way in, no
way out. You can't It's not a thorough
fair, then you can't go in.
But if it's not, then it's
you get a thorn in the bottom of your
foot.
Something like this. You see you have a
des Elvis which I found out yesterday
that he might be Jewish. His parents are
Jewish.
So there's three things. Let's see. Kit
here. We're holding by this. He has a
stick of thorn in his in his foot.
So for him to bend down, bend over and
take the thorn out. It looks like you're
bowing to those guys.
There's a over here in Telstone there's
a giant uh Elvis and it's called what?
I don't think it was Josh. I think it
was a Shabas. I don't know. I don't know
this is so I don't know. I didn't I
wasn't around then. I don't think so. I
remember I think it was Shabas. My
father knows he's Jewish. He is Jewish.
Shabas right?
The maternal grandmother. What about his
son? His mother. So kids are Yeah. Yeah.
He's Jewish. He say Dr. Dr. Knows.
What about the Beatles?
Like
do not bend over and take it out.
It looks like you're bowing
if it doesn't look. What does it mean
doesn't look that people don't see you
or it doesn't look like the people that
are watching? So now is going to
discuss.
Let's say his money fell down in front
of
bend down and pick it up.
It looks like he's
nobody can tell
here. Look at this. There's a a stream
flowing.
You shouldn't bend down and drink.
The going to say, "Why do you need three
cases? They made
you have these faces in Rome, in Venice,
like something like this
like like a fountain. So don't put your
mouth on their mouth because that's the
only way to get water. You can't like go
from a distance. You have to literally
It looks like you're kissing it.
What's worse? Bowing or kissing?
Bowing. Bowing is much worse. Bowing is
worse. Bowing is the That's the whether
it's not. We had a whole si about it.
Brings it.
Huh?
Because there's no there's no other way
to say. Yeah. We'll see you in a second.
I gota I want to I want to take this
opportunity to say over a story might be
a little longer than usual but once in a
while once in a lifetime it happens here
and there where a person has a
tremendous
like a kiss from Hashem on a on a next
level that it's like wow it's
mindblowing and uh it happened to me 20
21 years ago. You heard the story. I'm
just going to say a little bit about cuz
it's it's it's even much longer than
that. I'm not going to not going to go
into all the details. But 21 years ago,
I promised my kids I'm going to take
them on an RV trip.
And uh Kadaki Bakaidesh, I didn't do any
uh research or any this a day before
they said, "Okay, we're going to go on
Sunday." So Mat Shabas, I start calling
up uh places for RV rentals and they're
like, "Are you crazy? We're out of RVs
for 3 months already. This is August.
you have to people are reserving this
this one one after another this maybe
shabas so multi shabas I'm like but you
promised us so I start going on
Craigslist to see if anybody's selling
their used RV and sure enough I find the
guy and it was late at night I called
him up he was annoyed at me that I call
him so late I said I'm interested in
your RV he tells me all about it he says
it hasn't been used in five six years
it's sitting in the garage it's mom is
in great condition blah blah blah he
wants x amount of money in cash. That's
a whole different story. I didn't have
that kind of cash. Huh? $19,000 more.
Much more. Whatever.
So, I had to come up with cash. Oh,
yeah. I was missing like $19,000. That's
what I was going to say. Well, I had a
friend that had a safe and he gave me
the cash. I go to the guy's house. I'm a
big maven in cars like every other good
Jew. I have no clue what's going on. I
didn't even bother opening up the hood.
Like, what what are we going to see?
Pretend. Look. Okay. Garnish. I look.
The bathroom look like it's usable.
Well, everything looked great. Give him
the cash. I drive off. I come home. I
didn't even I don't think we had cell
phones then. It's 21 years ago. I'm
beeping beeping. My wife, what? I said,
"This is ours. Let's go get the kids.
We're going." She brings some food, some
pizza cuz that's all my kids eat.
There's a freezer. There's a
refrigerator. Hold up. Open up. Put in
my mart. Now, he showed me there's a
generator. You know, it has these, you
know, when a crane comes to your house,
it has these these uh feet that come out
from the side, stabilizers. This also
you push a button the whole thing goes
up so you don't shake when you roll over
in bed at night. It doesn't like move
the whole thing. Get there. I have a
picture of it. You want to see? This is
the actual one. The picture is so old.
It's like before digital phone. I'm not
joking. Here. This is the picture. It's
a piece. It's long.
Now, where do you park this thing? Okay,
I'm not going to go into it.
Kit sir.
On the way there, it guzzles gas. It's
like a gallon a mile. I'm not not
gallon. It's crazy crazy. So I go I fill
up like you fill up hundreds of gallons.
He just fill goes. He goes a guy comes
over to me at the gas station and he
says, "Sir, uh, do you want to kill your
family?" I'm like, "Whoa, whoa." He
says, "Look at these wheels. They're
about to explode." I'm like, so first I
thought maybe he sells wheels. Like he's
a wheel dealer. Like do you No, I do
real estate. Like, ah, now I could trust
the guy. Like, what do you mean? He
shows me this is cracked like this. This
is blowing up like that. It sat there so
long. So I had to immediately go off and
go to a place and $25,000 later had new
wheels. That was problem number one. But
kids the stories. We get into the hotel,
a big boom, smoke in the cabin,
something exploded between the wheels.
Some like a I had to go. Anyway, get to
the hotel park. The guy, the owner of
the hotel comes out. He says, "This is
the first time since I own this hotel.
It's many years. First time ever where a
guy pulls up in an RV but rents a hotel
room in my place. I said meet my wife.
Anyway,
he's like the whole point of having RVs
that you don't need hotel. He's trying
to explain to me not to rent the room
from him. Anyways,
no. Look at this. You think my wife is
going to sleep in a place like this?
This is This is It's a 96. 1996. This is
21 years ago. To make a long story
short, I get home and I'm thinking to
myself, wait a minute, I couldn't find
the RV. So, there must be a lot of
people like me that don't that want an
RV minute to minute and they don't have
it. Let me start renting this out. So, I
put on Craigslist RV for rent $1,000 a
day, whatever it is. I start getting
phone calls. Guy says, "I'm coming
tomorrow. I'm picking it up for a week.
Wow. I'm selling. All I need to do is
rent it out for days. I'll be a
millionaire kids." So, I go in 1:00 show
1:00 in the morning. I go into the RV
and I didn't let my family use the
bathroom cuz what I don't know how to
switch, take out the bad water, put in
the good water, gets her the sink is a
habit. My all I know is my wife made
pizza. She plugged in, you know, the
thing this electric whole thing. She
made pizza as we're driving. That was
the cool thing that as we're driving,
we're making food, right? But what's
with the sink? I need a sink. If I'm
renting, I need a sink. So I I turn on
the the water and drip drip. It's not
it's not going. And I look at the it
shows you how much water it's full. The
tank is full. Why? So maybe there's a
pump. So I push a button garbage. So
then I come with a mic idea. Mom is
genius. Maybe if I siphon if I like I I
suck the uh actual faucet maybe I'll get
the water to go. So try. So I I put my
mouth on the faucet. I go and I hearug
you know it's starting to move. Oh, it's
mish working. So, a couple more stark
ones and it's going to work. Kids are
all of a sudden a real stark and sure
enough and it came right into my mouth.
But the problem was it was very very
sweet. So, I spit out the water into the
sink and I see it's all pink. And then
I in
the guy put in antireeze into the
system. He didn't want it to freeze over
over to this. I just drink antifreeze
and I know antifreeze is very dangerous.
So, I go right away. Google man drinks
antifreeze. It says to kill your
neighbor's dog, give him one bowl of
antifreeze. It's very sweet. He will die
immediately. If a human consumes
antireeze, he won't die immediately.
It'll take him two days to die. O, I'm
dead in two days. So I go I go I run
inside. I start I look for the number
for the poison control. I call up poison
control. I said, "Listen, I just drink
some antifreeze. What do I do?" She
says, "Sir, do you want to commit
suicide?" like, "No, I drink it and I'm
in the RV. I'm starting." She says, "No,
you want to commit suicide. I'll put you
on the line." No. Before I know it, my
wife is coming down. What's going on at
1:00 in the morning? Who are you talking
to? So loud. What are you doing? Listen,
good news and bad news.
The good news is I'm not dying today.
What will happen in two days remains to
be seen.
And I go to sleep now. I gave shear
then. I gave shear. I used to give shear
in Chicago. And I get up in the morning.
I only prepared for about an hour. Get
up early before sh about 5:30 whatever.
And I start learning the gar. And I get
it's this.
This is the yard of that
crazy. Look at this line over here.
Similarly,
do not place your mouth alone on a pipe.
This is a terrible sakono.
I saw this. I I'm not joking. I I
remember like almost fainting. I I
couldn't believe what I was reading. I
was so shocked. I couldn't learn. I
couldn't continue learning. I closed my
In those days there was leeches in the
water. These days there's antifreeze in
the pipes. Do not suck up. What do you
mean? Sugar drinking out of a pipe.
What's wrong with you, Ellie? If I only
learned this one day earlier, maybe I
wouldn't have done this. It's a mid.
Now you ask, so just to finish off, I
might have told you this. I couldn't
sell this RV for the life. Nothing.
Wherever I put, nobody wanted to buy
this garbage RV, a 1996 RV. Besides, I
just one one day a guy decided to see if
he could break my two windshields and I
couldn't find a replacement. He threw a
stone at it. Kids are so I said, "Oh,
the problem is I'm in renovation. The
problem is that the carpet is not nice.
If I put a nice new carpet, oh, I'll
sell it. So, I called my carpet guy. I
said, "Get over here and finish put a
carpet." So, he said, "No problem." He
takes out all the couches. Took him
hours. Couches, beds, tables, and he
starts putting that on a new car. I walk
in there. He says, "Ellie, why why do
you need a new carpet?" He said, "Cuz I
want to sell it." So, why don't you tell
me? I want to buy it. He says, "How much
do you want?" I said, "I want $15,000."
She says, "Nah, I'll give you eight." I
said, "Absolutely not. Not a dime less
than 15." I says, "Not a dime more than
eight." I said, "It's yours. You could
have it."
And and I'm the whole time I'm thinking
to myself, "My wife told me, you always
say you never lost money in real estate.
Here it is. You're going to lose your
pants on this thing." And like, "How can
I sell them for eight?" My wife is going
to be right. The first time ever, she's
going to be right. It's going to be So I
said, "Okay, I'll give you eight." E8.
He says, "But there's one problem. I
don't have $8,000.
I don't have $8,000. So what what do you
why are you offering eight? You know, I
do all your carpets. I'll just keep on
doing I'll do carpets in your apartment
buildings and and when when I when we
get to eight, we it's over. Okay. One
day he calls me, Ellie, I paid you off.
I'm done. Done. You sure? Yeah, sure.
I'm not That's it. I don't have a So I
called my secretary. I said, look it up.
Since that day, the whole thing she she
keep she says, "Yeah, over $50,000 worth
of carpets he put into my my my
apartments." He gave me $50,000. He
said, "Hey, he meant 50." I said, "I
told my wife made money on it."
[Music]
This is one of the probably the longest
story I ever said in but's story is
unbelievable. Anyway,
what does it mean that it's not seen
that other people don't see?
This is this is a story again with my
wife and my family. I have every single
I have a a fight and argument with them.
We are Israeli. We we keep one day. You
go to America for Pes, we have to keep
two days. What's the for an American?
It's not that confusing. You have to
keep everything like the American
everything. This is zero kimat nothing
that that there's a difference in the
second day you have to put on filling.
You have to make according to most but
we don't get you can't look at your
phone nothing. My wife is
she has her own she has this one that
one in the bathroom things that you do
bits in the bathroom. Okay. There's a
story somebody told me that he also a
famous ma that a guy thought that you
could do this bits. So she shaving with
a shaver and the shaver blew up and
caused a fire and the whole hotel and
the the fire department came down and
everybody found out that he was shaving
on the second day. No anyway.
So
even in the room within a room it seems
like a bathroom in a hotel room you're
not allowed to do any you're allowed to
do anything. So it can't be the is
nobody's watching you and that's why
you're allowed to bend down to to pick
up your money.
You don't you're not bending down.
You're doing it in a way that's not
bending down. I don't know how you do
it. You go backwards the other way.
Yeah. Says I need all three cases. So
four cases if it just talks about a
thorn.
By the way, Michael,
you have to watch a when certain
individuals blow their nose. You don't
know what it sounds like. You have no
clue. And if you had a listen once,
you'll never do it again.
You could go I'm saying since I said it
and cheer people, they're like or they
walk out.
What's the problem? You have a thorn in
your foot. Walk three feet away and take
it out over there. You don't have to do
it in front of
the money fell over here. You're not
walking away. You got to pick it up over
here. Maybe you could take you could
pick it up. Says money. It's only money.
So, you lost a little bit.
But a thorn in the bottom of your foot
gives you a lot of pain. Pain is
different than money. Maybe you're
allowed to.
Not drinking water is a terrible thing.
If he doesn't drink, he shall die. He
will die. You have to drink water.
financial services and honor kids
innovations. You know their names. On
their way to finishing shade as
for smooth healthy labor and birth
true
I already said that you could drink
water. Why why are you uh
why are you telling me another thing you
drink from? We already discussed
everything.
You're drinking water from a from a
stream. So now you tell me drinking
water from a face says
because I wanted to tell you the next
part that
similarly you not drink from a pipe.
This whole story of a pipe and the
that's the I want to stick in there.
I'll tell you the story about the
pharmacy in Italy a different day.
Another drink out of a pipe. My
We're concerned that you might drink one
of these.
What is it called in English? Yeah.
I guess this is today as well. You don't
you go on a trip, you're on a te and you
want to drink from the water, you're
very thirsty. Not a good idea. There's a
lot of stuff in that water. It's not
It's not You have to boil it up. You
have to filter it. There's a whole
thing. Not with your mouth. Certainly
don't put your mouth right into the
water. Says Rashi, you put water in one
hand. It's going to fall right out. So
what do you do? You take water, you go
like this, but then you don't have a
chance to see what's in the water. So
what you do is two hands and you get a
chance to grab as much water as you can.
Then you can check to see if there's any
any leeches in there.
What happens if you did drink it?
You the person's own death is his own
fault. He's going to get he's going to
get a den on the fact that he killed
himself.
You knew there's a sak. What are you
doing? It says over here, yeah, it's
anybody that does something that causes
his own death, you drive 150 mph and hit
a wall,
your death is your fault, they're going
to sue you for killing somebody.
Very good.
The the leech says
just looked it up today. this morning
was a doctor. It says infall.
I don't know. How do you know? Doesn't
really say it here. I'm looking
everywhere for it. Where does it say
that?
No. What? 85B. I said the note. What did
I say? I said Memphis.
It says over there that he was a um a
mum in in Rafu. So over here he says
over here there's a story where somebody
swallowed a leech. If somebody swallows
a leach
make a fire in Shabas
because
he a leech of water.
Somebody swallowed a leech on Chabas
and said, "Boil up water for him
immediately." But until water boils,
he should drink vinegar because he might
die before he gets the hot water. Do
whatever you can immediately.
If you swallow a wasp, it's terrible
stuff here. I just looked it up also
today. A wasp could sting over and over
and its venom is much more dangerous
than a bee. So once it goes into the
body, it could sting you in the
esophagus. Let's say keep on stinging
and it just expands and chokes internal
organs. It could do crazy damage there.
The gar says person cannot survive
something like that.
So but even though he's going to die
is given some very a whole reve very
strong vinegar.
He's not gonna live, but it'll extend
his life a little bit. Give it to his
family.
Do not drink water at night. Thear is
going to say because there's a shed that
that that hovers by the water. If you
drink that water, it's very dangerous.
You can come blind.
If he doesn't care about this, the sak
is on his own hand head.
My sak what's the sakiri?
Shiri is blindness.
And if he's very thirsty, what should he
do?
If he has a friend over there
in those days, he got woken up at 3 in
the morning. What's up? I'm thirsty. So
you're thirsty. What do you want from
me? I'm thirsty. I got to Thear says I
have to wake you up.
I'm I'm thirsty for water. And that's
enough.
And if you don't have a friend,
you should bang on top of the lid of
this picture. He should say to himself,
your mother said,
this is the form
right over here. Seriously,
because if you take a a word and you
break it down slowly, you break the
word. If you do the opposite, if you
start from the small and go to the big,
then you build the word the word.
Okay? So, if you guys want to run out,
you can run out. I'm not going to say
this from the groova.
You want to hear it? He just says he
could be it says the hit light over
there with the sanim blindness.
So he says that the malim they went from
the small word they built it up
because Rash says here
and they went from the small to the big
so that the people over there shouldn't
go from big to small and and take away
the spell of sanim
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