Cholentface: Women's Mikvah Closure

I want to share some news from Montreal with folks where it's we're pretty sad because last night they closed the women's mikvah a bunch of police officers showed up and according to the news they found there were five women sitting in the waiting room when they asked the women what's going on the women were like you just want to get away from our husbands and kids that they also found one woman who was downstairs at the Dishman come out and she was still trying to get one of the stickers off the bottom of one of the glasses she'd been there for three hours she still had the rest of the step to go which now that there's no more mikvahs allowed in Montreal where we're stuck we're gonna have to go like like my buggy did years ago we're gonna have to go great you know my Bubbe told me that when she was a kid she had to go to the memphis acts with her because otherwise people would steal her underpants she she once this is a family legend she once broke a hole she took she brought the ax and broke a hole in the ice and while she was kicked out of their arena by a security in the NHL she