Cholentface: Quebecois vs Chassidim

I'm a little more Machmir than most. Some people have security dogs I have my security Mechitzah in case people don't laugh. So, any antisemites here today? Well you're gonna be by the time I'm done. According to a recent poll 80% of Quebecois are antisemitic. I conducted that poll myself. I asked my neighbours and they said, Zvi, your minivan is bringing down the value of our homes. Please put it's door handles back on Then I discovered that Chassidim and Quebecois have a lot more in common than you would think. For example, Quebecois love eating poutine. Chassidim also love eating Quebecois have their own distinct minority language French. Chassidim also have their own distinct minority language Kvetch. When Quebecois get angry They yell, "calisse esti!" When Chassidim get angry, they shout Kol Isha, Esty! Quebecois love playing hockey in the street. Chassidim love double parking in the street. Except they can't now because of all the pot holes that are the size of Mikvas. There's one on Cote St Luc Road I Toiveled a Kitchen Aid in it. www.frumprov.com