Preparing video...
0:00 / 0:00
Cholentface - Kosherphones
1,237 views
Stand up comedian Cholentface (AKA Zvi Hershcovich) shared his experiences with kosherphones at a recent event. Someone captured video of his act using a rotary phone. Frumprov is a Montreal-based Frum comedy club where Jewish performers can test out standup routines.
Comments(0)
Transcript
Auto-generated transcript. Not time-synced to the video.
no but the smartphone ban
is really really amazing thanks to the
smartphone ban
last week there is not a shred of
evidence
that i said after chakras in the soccer
steel
well okay except for this big bruise on
my surface
and the fact that um my kids have been
missing for five days
my rub told me that i should get a
kosher phone
so i took my iphone 5 and i titled it in
the mikvah
then it stopped working i went to my rub
and he said now it's a kosher phone
so i heard from some people that you
need to put it inside
inside rice because what happens is
the saturn gets confused over which
broccoli to make on the rice
so the phone reboots itself
but honestly which self-respecting
ashkenazi jew
owns rice i mean especially during ello
a time like this when we want to get as
far away from stop
from uh as far as him as possible
so i put it in a bag of choline beans
now the phone works but it randomly
blasts
on us
[Music]
and every time i get a text it smells
like eggs
i actually at one point got a kosher
phone now
i i have no idea who gave it a texture
but it really doesn't go well with
noodles