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Cholentface: Chabad House announcements
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Frum and kosher comedian Cholentface finishes his Chabad Shliach stand up routine with some Synagogue announcements.
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I don't know if this is appropriate
but I want to wish a Mazel Tov to Steve and Harvey.
Just a little Mazel Tov, and I want to say that
at least we're now gonna have
two more people for the Minyan,
you know what I'm saying?
Some of you may have noticed
that the hot water urn was broken.
That was our janitor
who by mistake broke it during the week while he was...
He decided that he was gonna sponsor
for the Kiddush all of the wine
which is very very very nice
so I want to publicly publicly thank the janitor
Jésus for turning our water into wine.
Jésus, you are truly our savior.
Mushkaleh, Mushkaleh
Her Uf. Her Uf (Yiddish: stop it)
One second
(background) SHTERNIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
IS THIS A SHABBOS PROGRAM FOR DELINQUENTS???
I'm sorry.
Another educational moment.
Kiddush this week...
This week's Kiddush
is sponsored lovingly
by Mrs. Schnorgelovich
(mouthing) thank you
She is sponsoring it in honour of
her dog Brutus' Bark Mitzvah.
We haven't seen Brutus in Shul
since his Pupshernish.
and we hope
that this time it's not as traumatic
as the Bark Mila.
Kiddush is also sponsored
by the Sherman family
in loving memory of Yerachmiel Ben...
What? It's a hamster?
You wanted to say Kaddish?
um...
Are you sponsoring only this week or...
The whole month?
No. Half the month? Ah...
So um...
Yeah, we could do Kaddish.
We'll do Chatzi Kaddish.
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