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Chof Cheshvan Rally 5778
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we're sorry
why than certificate pass on this race
is shut up at 770 I really felt like a
soldier me too
when everyone was saying Avena volcano
in shock I felt chills by the word ain't
lana malikan a lotta yeah I actually
felt like I was accepting to listen
Tasha more commander-in-chief
oh hi Ari
Ayala um you may be seated
Hines is dreamy lettuce of the Deborah
Shabbats do Deborah shops birthday let's
sing together that ever shop isn't
thinking Nahanni mayor can you
please play the violin while we sing
together
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who knows which is Shiva that every shop
started lady tell it's me pink with him
excellent very good who knows what the
never a shop called the bottom in the
issue of Tampa turn Salman to minimum
and favor east of it
excellent hi Ellen do you know why there
ever a shop called the buckram a team
captain paella based of it the reason is
well now I really feel like like a real
soldier you know we're so lucky to be
like chosen by a Shem to be part of his
special army James I get what it needs
to be a real soldier of course I mean
that's my master plan to get every
single Jewish child to be soldiers fully
you saw what I saw Zomba than I hate to
break it to you but you have no
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I don't know you know Ari keeps
harassing that's really not good you
should do something about
well it's freezing ones your father
coming around I know it's easy
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hey hey guys sup why you always
harassing Zalman harassing oh it's I
just find it funny how he's trying to
get everybody the world to be soldiers
when he himself Azotus will dreads why
is the examinee so clueless
I saw it if you guys want to see it then
we would never even begin to compare
ourselves to real soldiers so let's go
yeah whatever happening why not you went
in the summer but I was in California
you guys are gonna fly there well bowls
are closer better luck with that you're
never gonna get it tight all the gays
then how did you get it I brought along
the chaplain er he got us in what's
chaplain he this way ah from the army
babes and he's a real soldier what are
you gonna do well
well there goes our plan no that's to be
some way that we're getting tarmey's
wait I know it's not real dude you don't
know what happened I gotta get some
wacko
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no but we really gotta make this happen
we have to get to an army base
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I have an idea why don't we just call
the army base and ask for version to
come you think they'll let let's try
Mendel can you get the number from your
father yeah you can get the number of
the nearest army base why is it a
holiday something the army base allows
children to visit even though they
insist let me look it up Thanks
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thank you for calling you a zombie how
may I help you
good my friends and I come over to your
army base hmm we want to see how real
soldiers come in my window
we really really need to get into
numbers really why cuz if we get into
real army base will be able to see our
real soldiers act and if we see our real
soldiers act wait hi Alan
we'll be able to act like real soldiers
never be real soldiers can you help us
how maybe maybe if you get the number of
the captain who trained us how to March
and go out by my friend what was his
name uh captain Warren girl I hear that
Sadiq he would do anything for the
soldiers in a shams army no but he's no
longer in the American army
you need somebody that's an end american
army now do you know anybody know if
there's someone that could help it would
probably be the Olive Institute they
deal with all of the chaplains in the
army do you want me to call them yeah
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thank you for calling the olive
institute national headquarters if you
know your party's extension uni dial it
at any time
Harvey Katz
shimmy from Sydney session Bharatha
shame on you I have a massive favor to
ask you
yeah I wonder if you could help us we
want to be able to go to an army base
you don't think you can help I
understand this is it's something very
very important for us you know anybody
that could that's a brilliant idea I
can't believe I never thought of it of
course I know him great friends yeah
yeah I have his number
thank you so much that's not all the
best I can't believe I never thought of
this last year by the chemists I met
this Chaplin he was dressed in his
uniform and he said to me show me we got
to do something with service ashab I
can't believe I forgot about him
LaBarbara Chaplin and he is now in the
army can you call him let me see if I
can get ahold of him
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hi Mindy its shimmy from civis hm
you have my number please call me back
it's really important we tried scarves
on Ava do you maybe know anyone else who
could help us get in I think we actually
I've got the right person let's see what
happens all right thank you thank you
very well can I get some thanks for
coming hey yelling hey yelling come back
hello Mindy thanks so much for calling
back so quickly remember we spoke with
the keenest year we want to go to a real
army base
yeah locally because the first rally
that ever told us that if this soldier
in service of Shem wants to know how to
babe you look at a regular army and then
you see how to be a real soldier you you
yourself would actually come in Wow the
tickets on us one second please
I'll be in touch with you
many so when you're gonna make this
happen
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are you happy
whoa hey guys sorry
you're never to believe what happened
what yes
I don't know we got into the army base
Yeah right
no really little box our chaplain got us
in really you guys don't even realize
how cool is this gonna be now you're
really gonna get it column that ever -
job started his yeshiva 10k - mmmm
where he trained his bucket him to be
hi-yah lay based of it just like the
soldiers in the army of mm Allah before
they went to battle they divorced their
wife to make sure that they could focus
on the battle and win the war for Hashem
and so to the rabble - op he trained his
bokram to divorce themselves from the
gash mystical world from anything that
was not related to tailor mitzvahs so
they could focus on winning the war for
Hashem against the in Sahara and to
bring Messiah and the never went one
step further he recruited the children
to be soldiers in Assam's army and he
asks you children to dedicate your
entire life like soldiers to Asha
Oh Colin being in the Army is a serious
responsibility column the foundation of
every army is following orders and you
kryolan are doing the most incredible
job and just that a yellow we have been
getting reports from all over the world
that there are so many solemn who follow
the orders of their commanders from when
they wake up in the morning until they
go to sleep at night like true Colin and
with hands picked the special column to
say that the sukham for the entire world
let's start with the way privately from
is waking up each and every morning
followed by the
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girls are getting dressed like true hey
Alan
we have first lieutenant Ariela Boyarsky
together with manger Miriam Turk and
Colonel Shia Muslim Asquith's
who will then lead us in a parsec Shema
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general and put them on like a fire
which one to eat I first bell left
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incredible now we see Alberta yellow and
my slea are washing the second a
kielbasa we have two KLM Asia Mendel and
Captain Isaac Rosenfeld
who will then lead us in the pus of
befoe second echo Vassar
I thought you know yo check additional
competition with you are no one with us
yes it's right we job now we see how the
soldiers and phasic about Baltimore
girls line up like real soldiers leading
us in the bus it call will be major
Tyus Levitt it's key together with
captain biggie bended soldiers in the
army of Ashlyn attention
captain baby but they're a major highest
profit in ski will lead us in the
plastic up call
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incredible and now we go to k2 menachem
mendel Seattle by sergeant-major mehndi
guettler who will lead us in the fuss of
key and ah-ha-ha-ha r9 b c ha blah blah
my side side wow that's real commitment
and now we go to a bar with educational
center flower the girls and over there
we will see how the ilm stand and bow
before the commander-in-chief as they
diamonds main acid then Colonel Mariam
man and general Leone's Dhofar wall it
ass in the passo grenade remember girls
you are standing before the king of all
kings
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now that respect from here we go to
class citizen of New Haven well they
will show us how they learn from that
book of orders followed by sergeant
major Harry Raskin who will lead us in
the bus operations
you're not to use on this powerful level
learning that is holy
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[Applause]
now that soldiers you can only follow
your orders if you learn them and now
kaolin we go down under to top bad youth
girls of Melbourne Australia where
private Goldie Marcus will tell the
whole world how everything is made from
the words of our commander-in-chief
Hashem then she will drink after that
she will lead us in the buses machine
and tongue Goldie did he make a brother
by reflect I'm a banality of
methodological nièvre
I'm a Goldie do you know what that means
yes everything made the shuns words
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yes we have the most powerful
commander-in-chief and everything
depends on his words and now we go to a
new base from lamplighters jewish
Academy where they even play like hyolyn
watch how they follow their orders then
sergeant Mendel Muchnick will lead us in
the passage again when will kom SM has
and now for the next bus we go to be
Shia Mushka in LA
wow what a stunning school they have and
from their school we have private fraida
levy who will lead us in the possibly
after after we see how that ILM listen
like real soldiers to their commander
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great job and now it's getting closer to
the end of the day it's time for
homework and let's take a look how
reiben mental Steiner from the baggage
day-to-day school in Minnesota listens
like a real girl followed by the
possibly Zach I'm telling you this thing
that I saw was huge and never seen
anything this big in my life it was the
size of a million elephants I can't
believe it
that thing was so big private Mendel
Steiner it's time to do your homework
okay and do my homework
what okay and such a good discussion
we're the same class so I could do our
homework together on the phone
hey ter
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incredible and now for the last puzzle
game you schmuck we have with a second
lieutenant lame amantha sir from nice
Lea he will show us what every tile
should do before they go to sleep each
night
[Music]
don't forget to do your missions do you
want to do it on my phone yes MA
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you
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mamma say yes now
well Salem that was unbelievable and now
for the highlight of today's rally or we
get to hear the orders from our general
therapy column set up like real soldiers
and we listen where the proper respect
column in order to complete the rally
worksheet make sure you listen really
carefully so you know the answers we
mezzotints over door boom de ah da
senators pilla ho oh da Sunita's a
cosmonaut does very well dosa nurses are
mega hair soda anime for the latest
result in both on philosophy develop our
exhibit enamel mill hey Michelle the
Mohammed for the rebus turn wheel Amazon
feelin and Canada nestled was a very
possessive assertion so the roofilin
doctrine of the roof a bball damn said
with a bitter anguish that they are
marinum a filtered or tradition
mentioned it was the farm was as a field
of the film a said the a business our
mail was are amazed how Siham death from
a learner's yelled at each server yet
the soldier race Hadassah there are less
desire docetic our resume Tessa when a
Greek life Azad
when a frame a facade of amoeba seated
assume it else kite - gasps my amiga
head suits over share universe houses
anime abaca second turnip kudo
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deserve recognition chalets Oh miss or
Nichkhun timing would seem if our
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National Fuel it could Adam order on
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estate in Taylor as Agent Taylor
asthma Dalton McCallum Saladin Dmitry
with some bashful as the hazard up as
nettles stating the tail as a love rear
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demo tapes esophagus mark whose vast
arrays artists a gold good foundation
fronting goof rector exchange iris whose
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decoder them order food Elvis filter
matheran a velocity vector as many as
nine it because ah who owned a deli a
staff magna Bravo
with all the protein with a bra
physicist said sorry other but as enzyme
bassoon the brother as a effort for
drinking but also their seder by Eden
because aliens island of them a versus
over I said outside my sake aid them
Lanisha
don't go find away oops
I love boots hey what's this wow this is
no let's do this starts from Ramat
astray
that's Friday it says Martha missions at
least five days out of the week 1 2 3 4
5 that means we can miss more than two
days emissions
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we need to foster my you're askin rookie
padishah I see a denial ms now can't
took off when listen on your phone are
you sister Maya
yes when I'm done saying schmuck can I
check my mission of course my Donny
yes neck of Arthur yes getting dressed
modestly
yes checking your Texas yes knuckle
Vossler yes okay
hi y'all in today's Friday we're gonna
end the class now so please close your
home uh shim and I'm gonna ask if simple
I can come up and please give out the
file magazine and label please come up
to give the mission reports out
okay hi Ellen
class is dismissed please remember to
take your last week mission report and
bring it to the base commander in the
hallway are you late it's have a good
Chavez Wow looks like you're gonna be in
there Apple do you have your mission for
Chavez good job you guys are going to be
in the raffle good shabbos compare
tonight I like my ready
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and you published suck who won the
raffle
of course let's go into computer
together and I'll show you my brother
was really hard to pull his missions
every night I'm so happy for him this
week's prize was so gold
I wonder what next week's prize will be
how are we gonna keep track of all the
raffles oh I've got stickers or you
could use those did you track on the
counter once the first stop for you did
get my freshmen so they are Christopher
Napoli
once the second raffle the next Thursday
okay um once last third next Thursday
and one is the fourth match the next
Thursday and it's also the monthly
raffle okay I'll put a lipstick oh I got
one monthly prizes are amazing I wish I
could win with those new tip but for
that we need at least 20 days of
missions one CLE wrap it the first year
those prizes are even more amazing it
would be a dream come true Torian I
don't want to lose either one man
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and now column for the winner of this
year's Super Session contest
hi my name is mundo kuzmic from
Mansfield Massachusetts much less on
there about two months ago I became a
prime into Tasha emissions then I
haven't stopped working bunch of us from
Nagamasa and Kyle stories to miss time
and siddhappa every day you get awesome
and you go upward right
best of all we're getting ready for my
ship
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hey yelling this has been an incredible
rally Taylor we said the 12 suck him
Fila we bagged a shampoo mushiya and now
our final weapon sadaqa each and every
site gets a coin of ten and they give it
as a Dhokla having in mind
good-day loss a doctor should make an
emphasis I go along
this will bring flowers to an end it
will try to make sure that this year is
high at the Haitian ass a sterile say no
this year will be the time of our true
freedom freedom from the heat Sahara
freedom from gulls freedom from the
mallet a ma-vess
will finally go on a ghost with Marcia
Santino to the base our meet Doris
Ashley she taking me yeah now
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