Chaveirim Blooper Stories Chanukah Party 2010

one good story I hope he's not listening cuz he probably will kill me one M joined and M was dispatching You Know M tr's tuna voice anyone available for theist with a helicopter landing so this man was joined two days before he was already in ad Delia he heard it he got so excited a helicopter landing on a roof he must have missed that the guy said a toy helicopter and he got excited figured what could mean now he knew realized that we're not going to land the helicopter he said he it must be a helicopter and they need help for crowd control so he was late for class the guy I'm the guy I'll get into it in a second the guy's going to class and he was 20 minutes out of liid he turned around he responded he figured this is going to be fun this is what's all about he comes to town and you know he finds that this guy has a little toy uh helicopter on the roof and they want this one to really climb and get it down so he missed his first class of his lawyer's uh session thank you one story the lady called she she locked out of the car I showed up she tells me keys not working I said no problem unlock the car she puts the car her kid in the car she had a car seat she buckles the car seat in she goes around to the other side she puts a second kid in and then she looks up so I realized right there so what's matter she goes nothing she turned toall I realized I think I should just disappear I walked in my car and I realized she walked around took the kid out of the car walk to the car in front of it and got a kid in start this lady called from Chestnut 11:00 at night she locked out of a car to car locked out of car please come come called a few times member goes gets out of the car goes and two guys back him up he walk the front seat the windows open the windows roll down anyway two members this lady called she had a flat H down SW single girl so um you know down Squad scared you know fine so 24 and I think 48 went they come 28 they come down there and they look at the car and there's no tire left there's no tire the rubber's gone there's the rim left so they asked I don't understand you how'd you get it like where's the tire she said I don't know I left my house and you know I drove here and all of a sudden I started hearing noise she goes you didn't hear any noise till now she go I know every time I heard noise I just hired the radio the music until I just couldn't hear tape that so that's what happened she said when I when I couldn't hear the tape anymore that's something one date story we had two date Story one one cute one was uh I think I went with the 28 down to deal we went to date stor a SC they they broke down anyway on the way back all they talk it was pretty funny they're talking on the way back they all talking about I remember when I was young my father got a flat you know that's talk about the rest of the day talk you know it was very nice the date calls if you ever get Co try to go one they're pretty funny it was a date call last week in Howell and I went together with Adelphia 10 we'll introduce him I forgot to whatever they didn't put him on Adelphia 10 shimmy Miller anyway I came there the date was gone she already disappeared he got someone to pick her up I told the guy do me one favor it's last week I told him one favor if it happens let us know if it doesn't the back with ro anyway there was a 28 took a bunch of calls it was a flat anyway he pulls up for this call this English guy gets upset you know I waited 45 minutes you know I come from England in England if I had a flat it would want to happen I wouldn't wait 45 minutes he said do me a favor next time you have a flat Happ that's what uh 7:30 in the morning a dispatcher put out a call for a code 44 so locked in the bathroom two members go flying down they pound open the door there's two little kids they say where's he top he says in the bathroom they were flying to the bathroom door they Bang Yeah guys like yeah like whoop out the door we go they went to 64 instead of 54 I want you to know the guy search for the guy because he was scared to come out but anyway the guy has we don't have but I want you to guess it wasn't this fet as full and he made a mistake and that happened give it a try anyway but that's the story the guy I don't think the guy ever found out the guy moved out of Lakewood will never give another doll A lady called K in a in in a pan the soup she left the house the soup was on the bik it's going to burn two members show up there's no soup left there's smoke in the house they just made out of time okay they come into the house they picked the house they to shove the souit they called the lady lady you know I just want to let you know we came perfect time perfect time the sou there's nothing left you know and said oh thank you so much can I ask you one favor you know I figured you know last you know what's this me you know the me what's your PO Box you know what I'm say no do me a favor could you put up another pot like this when I come home we'll be ready I think it happen 28 right a guy called back to let us know he wants to know he was in how had a flat tire and he he wants a dispatch to know it's not a Regan with flat tire I picked up I said so what do you mean he goes it's not a Regan with flat tire it's only flat on the bottom I said what do you mean no no the top of the flat is not you know I tried to explain to turn over the tire maybe he'll drive on that side didn't work but anyway guy that his car will not start 44 went to the call and his was dedicated 44 he doesn't just say condition uncorrected I can't you know I'm clearing the call 44 said no going to do does n the Sabra he's going to find the battery he couldn't find the Boost now the battery is underneath the seat he tried boosting it didn't get anywhere so he lifted the back seat brand new battery wires weren't touched he noticed full Under full of so the guy said okay let's clean it we got to burn it clean up all the Comets they put all the Comets into the cup when they finished putting the Comets into the cup they heard ding the dome lights went on and the car started anyway this me he says this F says you have a spear I don't have a spear okay you put out a cold no spear needs ear me comes up he goes I don't have a spear so the guy says no problem you know what your spear is there's no spear in the car now a lot of people call this the mem opens the trunk and he picks up the car and he UNS smooy look the guy looks in he goes oh oh my gosh I got Stu from there this figured out he knew when he was in on long enough when his wife said called him he said do me a favor it's such a hot day I can't anymore do me pick up a pick up a bottle of milk on your way home he's like 104 he knew he was on too long one dispatcher picked up his house hello you know was a parent on the phone anyway one more one more two more stories I think one story was this lady called every 5 minutes she can't get into she can a a car she's locked out a car s a daughter called a sister called we finally get down the can anyway we realized the remote's not working nothing we can do to set the car anyway she says oh no problem I going inside get another set of anyway one final story I'm sure I miss some but you know going through the Blackberry anyway one final story I think happened with came to car a lady was locked in her car the the joke that we saw at all the the YouTube the lady was locked in her car she was locked in a car and she needs a boost because her battery died and her automatic locks weren't working so she could not get out of her car you're open door she goes I can't I'm sweating I'm sweating my kids are dying in the car and he says there's a bun say no it doesn't work he goes no LIF the button and she goes to which button oh thank you everybody thank you I miss a few stories oh oh oh we wanted to tell everybody I want to tell everybody a bunch of members were upset because the radios we in the beginning when the radio radios the the board didn't mind that people had different frequencies and the board finally came came in time the board said that there were a bunch of people at TI and I want everybody to know that there's reasons why don't everybody can't assumption I'll tell you your reason because one day one day one day a member got on hatala radio and asked anyone available for a flat tire it happened more than once with more than one this match okay so but really the bottom line is guys we have to remember what we're there for we're there to help everybody and we have to help everybody and even things we have bumps and the bottom line is guys I'm telling you let those bumps go over even if you're upset at somebody there a lot of things that do happen and guys are wrong and guys do get upset and people make mistakes and people are wrong sometimes and you're right and they're wrong but the bottom line is if you sleep over it one night it won't bother you we old here to help everybody all help to help each other and we all friends and the bottom line is anybody who didn't have a social life till now join had a social life and has one bottom line is we all got to stay friends and stay by us thank you