Uncle Moshe In Concert 1984!

cuz here they are uncle mishy and the M bman hi boys and girls and a happy Kaneka you know it's so nice to be here on Kaneka Kaneka is one of my favorite holidays cuz you get to light the candles and eat luctus and most of all I like playing drel and that's what are you having a good [Music] you're not you're not having a good Hanukah well why not why it it's not Hanukah what what what holiday is it well what Jewish holiday is it and what do we eat on PESA oh wow now I've got a straight thank you very much boys and girls and we're especially happy to be here on PESA I'd like you to meet the Mitzvah men today from Johannesburg would you please welcome on the drums Yi from Williamsburg on the keyboards would you please welcome shopi on the keyboards from Bridgeport would you please welcome yakar my name is balel and I'm from Toronto k on hey how many of you have been to an uncle Moy concert before please raise your hands okay hands down and how many of you have never ever ever been to an uncle moisy concert please raise your hand okay hands down there are a few rules to remember at an uncle Moi concert rule number one when we ask you to do something then you please do it so if we said clap your hands please what do you do [Applause] and if we say give a big smile what do you do and if we say wiggle your nose what do you do oh great wigglers here tonight rule number two when we ask for complete quiet total silence not a sound then what do you do I remember this sound next shabas afternoon when your parents are trying to sleep and rule number three when we say repeat after me please then you repeat after me please repeat after me please hey a little louder hey hey Tom hey dum didd D hey dum didd D Dum and let's clap our hands come on all together now hey dum d d hey dum D hey hey uh-oh hold it guys I think we forgot someone boys and girls who did we forget who oh no is see UNC Moi is a very shy person maybe we could all make him feel welcome if on the count of three we all Shout It Out happy PES off Uncle mcy okay count with me 1 2 3 happy pay on your well that's great but let's try it a little louder count together one 2 [Music] 3 well that's that's great we know he's here somewhere uncle moisty where are you there he is boys and girls hi Uncle Moy let's clap our hands come on all together now he [Music] hey hey D hey hey dum all together now hey dum d d UNC [Music] he hey everybody gather around with a he d d cuz Uncle Mo she's back in town with a hey dum D let's try this part hey you know this part hey let's try together here are the mitvah men with teaching the MIT of with okay it's your turn he let me hear [Music] you all the way to back [Music] come join in the fun with a hey dum D cuz we're going to sing till the day is done with a hey okay it's your turn hey let me hear you hey hey let's clap our hands hey [Music] hey happy PES everybody hello happy PES [Music] W hey the solo yeah do you have something special for the children well well I did but I I burnt it with the humit on a you what I I had it but I burnt it you burnt it with a humet yeah but it's not humet stick by accident I was cleaning out my pocket well well please try to find it we need it something special something very special for the boys and girls for the boys and girls well I'll try and find it I got it but it's very very hard very hard it's very hard I'm not sure that the boys and girls here can do that you're not sure well let's ask them they could do it boys and girls do you want to try something very very [Applause] hard very very [Music] hard okay you asked for it everybody raise your right hand please raise your left hand and give me two big claps please clap clap now three stamps of your feet step your feet now let's try that together clap clap step your feet and when we say the next thing don't fly right up to the star just give a little bump everyone jump out of your seat let's all try that again everyone jump out of your seat okay that's great everybody wave your right hand wave your right hand and Sh shalom shalom a little louder sh okay let give yourselves a big hand wow but that was the easy part okay we're getting very Harden everybody stand up real quick we don't have a lot of time stand up please okay everybody bend down bend down and touch the ground touch the ground and jump right up jump up and turn around turn around let's try that again everybody bend down bend down please and touch the ground touch the ground then jump up jump up and turn around turn around okay that's good we're going to have a lot give yourselves a pig hand we're going to have a lot of fun with this everybody please be seated and here we go we'll try it with some [Music] music a one two and a one two three clap clap stand your feet everyone jump out of your seat cuz Uncle Moy is back in town clap clap step your feet everyone cuz uncy is back in everybody wave your hands and here come all [Music] the okay boys and up on your feet come on we don't have a lot of time let's go a walk two and a one two three bend down touch the ground jump up then turn around cuz Uncle M is back in town bend down touch the ground jump up then turn around cuz Uncle M your hand everybody W your hands and Sh and here come all the teach to the everybody wave your hands and Shout okay boys and girls here we go come on everyone together clap your hands here we [Music] go a one two and a one two three clap clap step your feet everyone wo CU un she is back in town CL clap snap your feet everyone Uncle Moy is back here we goach everybody and [Music] herebody and here come all your hand and here come the everybody with your hand and Shout give yourselves a big hand that's fabulous Uncle M do do you know how many things in pce up start with the letter M with a letter M boys and girls I'll give you 3 seconds to think about this all the things in PES off to start with the letter m m 1 2 matah matah that's one what else morar marar that's right what else MIT Rim MIT Rim very good what else come on oh Mommy Mommy that's right your mommy worked very hard for pce off what else come on oh mugged mugged very good what else what are the four questions start with Manana very good mitzvos very good anything else I got one let's see B solo I got one you have one yep no one s of this except me Monday Monday yep Monday nobody thought of Monday here except me well what does Monday have to do with P well Monday is the day we come to Brooklyn to do our PA up concert and we're very happy to be here I got you that [Applause] time okay boys and girls this next song talks all about kosher now I want you all to repeat after me these words uptown downtown down all around the town all it's kosher all day long all day and we will never never ever eat milk and meat [Music] together so join us so join us and sing and sing the kosher song The kosher song up to Down town all around the town it's posture all day long and will never never ever eat milk candy together so join us and sing the coer song La La up down all around the town it's coer all day long and we will never never ever eat mil together so join us and sing theer s la la la well boys and girls it's time for a coaster quiz you tell me if the animal is coaster it's a cow coaster yes is a sheep coaster yes is a chicken coaster yes is a pig coaster no is a horse coaster no is a dancing giraffe coaster sure is no okay B come [Music] on hold it boys and girls is a duck coaster yes a duck is coaster how about a chicken yes how about a turkey yes well come on guys are you ready to dance along hold it I can't believe it you know what this is called what is this this is a galic a galic that's right no Kosher butcher would ever sell a galic is it galic kosher no no way Uncle mice what are we going to do with all these animals well there's only one thing we could do with these animals what's that into the a and sing along with the boys and girls clap your hands and here we go up downtown all around the town it's coer all day long and we will never never ever together so join us and sing the poer song up down all around the town it's kosher all day long and we will never never ever together so join us and sing the coer song La La La La La down all around the town it's all day long and we will never never ever together Jo us and sing it's all day long and we will never never ever can me together so join us and sing the Coaster song join us and sing the kosher song join us and sing the koser [Applause] song and girls in this next song There's a word canace repeat after me please can all together now con I can hear you con all together now here we [Music] go up in the balcony only you artina hery here we go 1 2 3 K everybody down here all together now one 2 3 C now whenever we get to the word canes it's your job to sing along and Shout out the word what's that word that's right now listen carefully because every time we do the song we're going to change the word to all different things and you've got to follow along and listen carefully so here we [Music] go [Music] vict [Music] isain here we [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] go put put we I all that's that's great that's great I've got a great idea you have an idea yeah this time instead of the word KES everyone will keep quiet but we'll clap our hands four times like this 1 2 3 4 all together now here we go 1 2 3 everyone together now one 2 3 KN one more time one two 3 that's great let's try [Music] it only [Music] fo only [Music] fo [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] fo I can hey B solo yep I have an idea what we could do now what's that let me see now um oh yes I got it instead of singing the word canes we're going to go like this we're going to put our pointers to our lips and we'll do this we'll do what we're going to go like this I beg your pardon one more time it's so simple put our pointers to our lips and go like this well I've got it and you want all the boys and girls to do that too everybody here okay okay get ready and here we [Music] go put may I can say [Music] I can say this is such a good group of boys and girls I'd like to try something that no boys and girls have ever been able to do before when we get to the word canes we want Total silence complete quiet not a sound just okay you think you could do that complete quiet is very hard that's very hard but let's try [Music] okay only [Music] can [Music] sayig [Laughter] [Music] name well you know we at Uncle moan the mitzah men received hundreds of letters from boys and girls all around North America every single month asking all different kinds of questions and we give them back all different kinds of answers well we thought tonight being PES off and PES off being all about questions that we'll send one of our friends come on out this is cousin Henry into the audience to pick out four boys or girls to come on up and ask a question and we'll give them the best answer we [Music] can while we're waiting we thought we'd read you some of the best letters that we received during the last year here's a letter from a boy named doet in Baltimore and he says Dear Uncle moan the mitah men you always remind us to listen to our mother and our father and to try and help them whenever we can so why did my mother yell at me when I took the screwdriver and tried to fix the dishwasher we answer dear do of Baltimore the only reason your mother ever yells at you ever ever is because she loves you is that nice yeah thanks Mom okay and what's your name Sho Schmo that's a nice name what's your question [Music] [Applause] scho [Applause] silence is golden cuz I was you stay right here sh we'll get back to you what's your name shopi shopi and what's your question I don't know oh like brother like brother okay we're betting on you son what's your name Yehuda Yehuda what's your question where was Uncle Mishi from where was he from uh got to ask your mom that question um well Uncle Mo the original came from Canada and now he's living here in New York and he's on his way to a and he hopes to be in your L Haba okay and what's your name the wow I bet your birth certificate has two volumes and uh what's your name again Reena that's a nice name what's your question Reena Esther Sterns her Rea just wanted to show you her new Pace up dress let's give her a big hand this is really a nice dress yes sir sax Fifth Avenue for children and what's your name Iris Iris that's a nice name that's a flout and what's your question why do we eat mat and pizza why do we eat matah and PESA very good anybody know why okay [Music] [Applause] why because the Torah tells us to you know why why to remember that we were slaves in Mitri and Hashem took all the Jewish people out and today we're free to only serve Hasam okay back to you guys you guys got a question here they just want to know how it feels to be up there hang on kids I got something for each of [Music] you uh we here at Uncle Moi and the mitan took the liberty of making some items that we thought would help teach Jewish boys and girls about kosher and bras we have these little kosher cups that we'd like to give each one of these participants let's give them a big [Applause] [Music] hand well we do have one more question this is from a boy named ysep Kim here in New York and he said when you come to New York and you do a concert is Big G gumberg going to be with you and the answer is ysf Kim here he is ladies and gentlemen boys and girls big gadala [Music] gumber hi hi oh big doia goomber you all remember me I'm sure that since the last time you've kept shab this Faithfully I've had some new adventures I've grown a little more instead of 17 T tall now I'm 24 oh wo wo wo oh wo wo let's try this wo wo woah let me hear you oh wo I can't hear you and here we go work on Satur going to work on Saturday double double triple Mak me work on Saturday it's going to work on Saturday [Applause] why that's right it sh C [Music] [Applause] [Music] imagine yourselves in Yankee Stadium it's late Friday afternoon and the score is 0 0 suddenly a hus comes over the audience suddenly a hus comes over the audience and then another and still one more as the announcer announces that's what announcers do now batting batting batting B number [Music] goer once was on a ball team show mice was its name the score was 0 0 in this exciting game and I was up to F and Sh was coming soon I'm going to get you this time Gober you'll never get home for shabus on time H the pitcher [Music] wind here's a pitch what F I got you this time gber there's no hope the picture W here's the [Music] pit I got you this time gumber foul ball I hit that to Mars Mars is foul [Music] territory you're finished this time big here's a pit he hit that ball so very hard it landed on the moon oh [Music] oh oh wo wo it's your turn let me hear you oh wo wo I can hear you wo and sing along going to work on Saturday ain't going to work on Saturday double double triple P won me work on Saturday ain't going to work on [Music] Saturday [Applause] why that's right it's shabis [Music] cold [Applause] wa whoo shab whoo shabs wo [Music] whoo [Music] I once was a cowboy while riding on my horse I Came Upon an [Music] Indian Friday afternoon of course how how how how how how how are you I'm fine B how are well me very sad very sad me very very sad you very very sad sad me so sad a why are you so sad me no have place for shabus you don't have a place for shabus me no have place for shabas well why don't you go to a hotel me don't have reservation hey you got it here that's pretty good that's nice hey it's a tough way to make a living as it is okay please all right [Music] I saw I was surrounded he said I said well thank you very much good shout this to you too oh oh oh wo wo wo wo wo it's your turn wo can we hear you oh wo wo I can't hear you wo and sing along going to work on Saturday ain't going to work on Saturday double double triple P won't make me work on Saturday ain't going to work on Saturday now you ask me the question how how what well I'll tell you it's sh call down [Music] bye-bye bye-bye boys and girls big your do you gber let's give him a big hand thanks Big you you know boys and girls does anyone know the Mitzvah to return something that is lost hasas that's right let's try that together hasas well somewhere during the last song We Lost Uncle Micey now maybe you could do the MIT and help us find him everybody look over here see if he's over this way is he there no okay everybody look over this way is he over there everybody turn around look at the back see if he's over there look under your chair see if he's there come on boys and girls we can't go on we got to fight Uncle Moy look up is he over [Music] [Applause] there where is he he's over here he's over here he's not over there that's what there's no one there boys and girls we got to find Uncle M where is he he's over this way boys and girls that's not him he's not there we got to find Uncle Micey come on everyone look under your seat see if he's over there he's over where he's over here boys and girls he's not over there come on stop joking let's find Uncle Moy where is he where is he he's over here oh boys and girls you found them that's a very big bit so give yourselves a big hand aabas SAA [Music] an aerobic minute by Uncle M hey boys and girls do you know where Hashem is where is he he is up up down down right left and All Around Here There and Everywhere that's where he can be found Hashem is here Hashem is there hasem is truly everywhere hasem is hasem is there Hashem is truly every up up down down right left and All Around Here There and Everywhere that's where he can be found where up up down down right left and All Around Here There and Everywhere that's where it can be found okay boys and girls this time let's take our pointers and we'll point to the direction that this song tells us get ready we might go very very quickly and here we go has is here has is there has is truly everywhere has is here has is there H is truly everywhere up up down down right left all around here there everywhere that's where it up up down down right left All Around Here There and Everywhere that's where we can be found uh-oh the music is getting quicker get your pointers ready and we'll try this song real quick and here we go has is here has is there has is truly everywhere has is here has is there has isly everywhere up up down down right left all around here there everywhere that's where it can up up down down right left All Around Here There and Everywhere that's where it can be [Music] found okay boys and girls this is the quickest we can do let's try our best get your pointers ready and here we go has is here has is there has jul everywhere a is here a is there a is to everywhere up up down down right left all around here there everywhere that's where it can be found up up down down right left all around here there everywhere that's where it can be found up up down down right left all around here there everywhere that's we up up down down right left All Around Here There and Everywhere that's where the [Music] heav because these are the Chiefs of the whole Tor for you people the first Mitzvah is of listening and honoring your mother and your father right right that's right this is how we at Uncle M the mitzah men say thank you to our parents everybody please raise your right hand and please raise your left hand and make two little fists like this and this is what fists are for on the count of three we'll do the silent cheer for our parents not a sound okay as we shake our fists back and forth to say thanks to our parents the silent here you can use this anytime ready 1 2 3 we shake our fist back and forth silently like this louder R okay let's hear it for our parents and boys and girls the second Mitzvah that we talk about a lot is a special Mitzvah of aabas loving your fellow Jew for example if you invite a friend over to your home well that's Mitzvah is called or or if you visit someone who is sick well that Mitzvah is called beer calling so you see boys and girls this Mitzvah of aabas is so very very [Music] important and you know boys and girls before we leave we just like to tell you that we're very very proud of you because we know that you listen to your parents that you keep the mitvah that you learn Torah every day and that you try to keep all the mitzvos of Hashem and you know and I know that we'll be back again to sing and teach the Mythos of [Music] has we want Messi we want Messi now we want Messi we want Messi now we want M we want messia now we want Messi [Applause] [Music] Messi we walk M now we walk M we walk M now we walk M we walk M now we want Mia Mia [Music] now and you know and I know that we'll be back again singing and teaching the M of H and you know and I know that we'll be back again Uncle M and the M boys and girls hands over your head come [Music] on now it's time to say shalom Uncle Mo she's going home but you know he'll be back again along with all his M men now it's time to say shalom come she's going home but you know he be back again teaching the Miss of let's us hope and let us pray that Messi will come our way and we will hear that show blow we will go shall shallus shall shall go on boys and girls bye-bye now [Music] byebye everybody thanks for coming it's been a great part all [Music] sing Happy Birthday sh sh