Tzlil Vzemer (Zohar), Country Yossi LIVE - 5745!

thank you very much a good to all of you our opening song from sler volume 1 with the original one of the original solos from sler volume one Daniel [Laughter] hus and now for our next selection a song from our upcoming album which will be coming out very shortly who solo is Neil H and P of Davis [Applause] [Music] k [Music] y thereon [Music] a [Music] like I [Music] every [Music] I L like L [Music] like Ro I [Music] like L like [Music] we most of God be a [Music] ro [Music] yeah [Music] I can I [Music] see they like they [Music] like of [Music] all like [Music] my thank you thank you very much and now song again from our first [Music] album [Music] Happ [Music] I'm [Music] I'm [Music] my [Music] I my I [Music] call again [Music] I again I again [Music] again you my [Music] you [Music] my thank you thank you very much and the dancer actually just try got a little nervous we haven't seen such a big Crow of got a little shaky and now for our next song a song from our upcoming album I would like to introduce to you our soloist from our Brooklyn choir you see we have here a brand new choir It's s bmer but they are a different branch they are a branch from M anybody here that place and what we have tonight is couple of solos from the Brooklyn choir so now Queens zohor is from Queens he belongs to the Brooklyn choir a with the song p [Applause] [Music] feel the breeze see the trees Miracles every day fields of rain drops of rain what are they trying to [Music] say Sir oh yes sir a sir oh yes sir won't you help us s by The Miracles that [Music] you you [Music] create and put them on all right where we are you made Heaven you made Earth and all of your work is good that hard to [Music] understand you create just for me please reveal your special plan and [Music] God won't you help us please realiz the mirales that you do want to help us [Music] leize that happy is come from [Music] you [Music] you cre every Star and put them all the right way they are you made heaven you made Earth and all of your work is [Music] true that hard to understand you cre just for man we your SP to and BR [Music] see [Music] oh [Music] I won't you help [Music] us the mar go B won't you help us [Music] leave that Happ is come [Music] from thank you thank you very much [Applause] that's what you call singing from the heart it really got to me and now for our next song a very famous song from SL a song that really made [Music] it with the original solo from the record who's here tonight with us elel hully but we have a couple of words first from Anil gunsur fiveish are we all ready fiveish are we there [Music] okay will be in the days of the future the coming of the Messiah it will be a time of rejoicing a time of jumping for [Music] joy [Music] make are there [Music] the [Music] for [Music] you [Music] eyes the love love I love [Music] give me [Music] the [Music] for [Applause] [Music] a teacher was taking a students on a nature trip through fields and mountains the teacher turned to the children and asked children do you see the streams of water yes that means they exist in the course of the trip he again turned to the children and ask the mountains over there do you see them yeah that means they exist and you should know for a fact everything you see exists and anything you do not see does not exist children do you see God no so what does that mean amongst the children was a young goce boy by the name of Mela who couldn't accept the words of the teacher he jumped forward and said children do you see the brains of the teacher no that means he doesn't have any [Laughter] [Applause] fortunately we are all As we sing Our next song entitled or called who shlo and for this song We would like to [Music] feature and for this song We would like to feature again our solist for this evening Zohar who by the way is in the process of recording his very own album which will be add also very shortly Zar with the song [Music] theak [Music] you [Music] are you are the door of who are so many [Music] for the tell [Music] the who I see [Music] all [Music] will [Music] go [Music] thank you thank you very [Music] much we really went out of their way and I mean it out of the way bringing them to all these rehearsals and bringing them here earlier than there than everybody else and it was very hard today especially a day like this also I'd like to welcome my parents who are here this evening from out of [Music] town and I'd like to thank fish clown who cannot stand on his feet straight he has to be jumping dancing thoroughly and last but not least I'd also like to thank you you kids for doing such a wonderful job and just to the [Applause] [Laughter] audience and just that audience should know who you are why don't you come up and just say your name introduce yourself one by one H [Music] [Applause] race Daniel h Vace mayor Lisa ad [Music] schw n davisan Shak far Shak Jo landow br [Music] grman ja [Music] vixer [Music] vle Dy gold Franco Anil Ginsburg joh [Music] SE face off toian smly Joseph cowys Zar Aisha from Queens New York and now for our grand finale and adventure in Jewish music with soloist [Music] abam [Music] not [Music] me give me that Dan [Music] the [Music] I [Music] how is [Music] all [Music] me give me me me me [Music] me [Music] me [Music] [Applause] again hey guys hey guys just taking contr in the [Laughter] [Applause] back ladies and gentlemen SL vmer boy Squire let's hear [Applause] it take them [Music] out ladies and gentlemen we're taking a short intermission for five or 7 minutes and now ladies and gentlemen We Begin the second half of the show please welcome the famous versatile star of stage and Screen Mr [Music] jigs [Music] all right are you ready for the Monkey [Music] Business okay give me a chance to get his bar set up here he was the bartender on that's incredible I don't know if you leave that alone J hey he was the bartender on that's incredible about a year ago on television I don't know if you saw it and he likes he likes to make drinks and likes the ladies and the whole [Music] bit okay sit [Music] down all right um before I get started could I get those young boys to go sit down so we have the aisle clear in front of the stage I don't want them leaning on the stage there you got to be in your seats because we're going to give you a treat later in the show and if you're all sitting in your seats I can give you a special treat but if the aisles are all clogged up with kids and I won't be able to do it uh jigs is the world's smartest chimp he does all these television commercials he's been on Ed Sullivan Johnny Carson been on Mike Douglas a show about five times he's um 21 years old he's 4T tall he weighs 165 lbs how about is that a nice fat belly look at that belly huh sit down there will you turn around he does lots of cocktail parties and Bar Mitzvah and he gets ice cream and mana chevit and champagne and everything so got a little tummy there now jigs of course is not a monkey a monkey is little and has a tail a chimpanzee is big and doesn't have any tail because they're really a small ape and they live a long time they live to be 50 or 60 years old and he's just like a kid if he wants candy he holds his hand out I don't give him candy I give him the money and he can roller skate over and put the money in a candy machine he can take a key open any door but the funniest thing is is when we drive over the Throgs NE bridge and he pays them he hands them the money these toll collectors are looking down at your hand all day when that hand comes out they say boy that's different now jigs really does understand words you look at his face I'm going to tell him to do some things and you see if he doesn't understand me he understands about 500 words I can do it in any order doesn't make any difference cuz he has to listen turn around sit up give him a smile Z give give him the raspberry what do you do when they call you a monkey sticks his tongue out who's a champ that's what happens when you're bad what happens I Pat him on that coconut head if he's bad but he's very good say yes say no now look jigs I want you to do something funny cuz I want the kids to laugh today make fat lips oh boy what a pair of lips jigs point at your brains that's where his brains are in that coconut head give me a kiss on a cheek right here big kiss oh I changed my mind I see those lips give me a hug instead good hug oh he whispered in my ear he says he hopes one of these nice gentlemen that are running the show here have a c Coca-Cola for them or something I don't know if there's a bottle of Coke or 7even up or something maybe they do I don't know you got kind of a fat belly anyway jigs all right let's see what else you turn around see what else you can do play Gorilla come on let's go that's not a gorilla that's a tired out chimpanzee F your arms good clap your hands good wave goodbye good say come here here's a hard one See No Evil Hear no evil speak no evil how about is he pretty smart [Applause] huh all right now this is a hard trick for a chimp he's going to fix me a drink he's going to be Joe the bartender but you see when you want to take the top off of a screw type bottle you have to unscrew it with your thumb and forefinger but wait till you look at his hand give me a hand jigs you see he's got long fingers and a short thumb and it makes it hard for him give me a drink take the top off the bottle give me a full shot don't JP me that's good put the top okay good now pour it in there good put in the Ice Cube Stir It Up Stir okay let me taste it see if it's any good h H oh you want some well listen jigs you wait a minute I'll give you some but I don't want you sneaking any and of course any anybody that has a chimp will tell you they're only sneaky when you have your back turned they're all like that they're very sneaky but jigs wouldn't do anything behind my back would he no as you can see he's well trained hey did he put his finger in there did you put your finger in there no I believe the kids I don't believe you well go ahead I don't want it if you stuck your finger in it hey give me the Ice Cube good how about that [Applause] huh give me the raspberries now we all know know that smoking cigarettes is really bad for us but this is the only Chimp in the world that's not afraid of fire you think about it every animal in the world is scared to death of fire really they are let's see if he's afraid of fire flixy ashes everything how about is he pretty cool [Applause] huh he doesn't inhale either because it makes him cough like anything so he's smart all right put it out now watch he doesn't burn his finger push hard I want that out push hard I want that out hey come on let's that's a way how about that huh all right now he's going to do something that no other Chimp in the world ever did is take Polaroid take hey sit down down here right there hey get out of there hey are you going to get out of there take polaroid pictures and he does everything he picks up the camera he the shutter shoots a flash you want you want to come in come on can we get some nice mommy huh okay good sit down jigs boy this poor girl this guy is pushing her up on the stage she's struggling like can stay off okay come on up here dear he really likes ladies though um come on over here turn around jigs turn around that's it just stand right here see it's set for you can say no you can say hello to him he's nice [Music] here okay all right jigs I want you to take a nice picture because she's going to smile and everything for the camera and don't shoot it till I tell you so she' be ready okay pick it up the shutter wait wait wait okay 10 seconds 10 seconds let's go 10 seconds look at him tapping on a dummy Watch the watch doesn't even have any hands on it how'd you like to have a kid like that listen he never says no when you tell him to do something he's a perfect kid wait wait wait jigs you were in such a hurry to shoot it she didn't have a chance to smile now peel it off okay now I want to ask you they can't see from that far back can you see that really took her picture though look at that that's not bad come on turn around come over here alongs side up yeah you get it come on stand over there oh come onut cut his head don't be bashful look at that face look at that face only a mother could love it huh Hey listen this lady this lady is really a good sport I'm surprised how about nice hand for her come on thank you yeah she was nice okay now this get up there get up in the chair here this next trick he doesn't like because as some of you know a chimp is a vegetarian they eat apples and oranges and things and fish he doesn't even want to touch this darn thing and the only way I can get him to crank it in as I make him do it fast sometimes he throws the whole thing down though I know you don't like this trick jig there show them you can fish hurry up come on let's go hurry up [Music] [Applause] he doesn't want that fish says give me an ice cream or a rum and coke or something like that here get ready for your date tonight jigs brush your hair brush your hair brush your hair does he look any better no what are you going to do what are you going to do now if I can get the parents to help me and we'll get all these kids out of the aisle and all them out of there so there's room come on get in the seat you boys that are congregating you got the whole aisle clogged up there if I can get the AIS clear and no kids walking down the aisle cuz we don't want you to fallen down or anything I'll give you a special treat today can somebody pick up that little girl or something get out of the aisle there young man go sit down in the seat somewhere that's it can we turn the house lights up is it possible good now I don't want any of you kids running down the aisle because I'm going to give you a special treat would you would you like to see him roller skate go ahead Jak show me a can skate hurry up let's go hurry up let's go let's go let's go get out of the there that's it let's go let's go let's go over there let's go hurry up right here hey hey hey hey right here hey hey are you going to come here let's go come on come on let's go let's go let's go hey here hey hey right here right here hey are you going to get up get up here hey hey come on let's go come on let's go good how about is he a pretty good skater huh [Music] hey now he's going to show you he's going to show you the funniest looking pair of feet you ever saw if you had a kid brother with feet like this everybody in the school would want to see these feet take off your skates Jes these are funny feet sit down sit down look at those feet pick it up pick it up my God look at those feet show them what you can do you see he's got a hand on the end of his foot now the reason that chimp has that funny looking hand suppose a big dog was to chase him and he had to go up a tree he can grab a hold of the branches of the tree with his feet so he can climb real good okay get down no Hey listen fella who's the boss here get down you know why he's saying no because we do a lot of cocktail parties and bar mitzvas and he's waiting for some champagne or something or ice cream now come on jigs like pulling a hunk of liad here come on let's see how high you can jump come on up so fat he can't even jump anymore let's see you stand in your hands come on let's go stand up stand up stand up I got trouble I got troubl oh he's going to do the pogo stick that's a hard one all the way over here oh all the way H away H away that's the way [Applause] good oh I forgot one would you kids like to see the disgusting magic trick it's very disgusting is it all [Music] right back you see what he has to do is pick up this empty aluminum pot and put the empty aluminum lid on it and see if he can get something disgusting to jump out of this pot show them it's really empty Jigs and then put the lid on it pick pick it up put the lid on it oh look at the oh my God prer hit that poor guy in the head with a chicken throw it up here how'd you like to have that for dinner huh yeah now if we can make a little room here here he's going to do a real good one the motorcycle and he's the only he's the only Chimp in the world that ever learned how to run a real motorcycle this the truth he starts It Up by [Music] pulling he starts It Up by pulling this uh starter cord here he gives it the gas he runs the siren with this button and then he's got to turn the motor off by pushing that button so he can stop it and put it back in a kickstand and don't run off the stage either Jakes [Music] w [Applause] I made room for him right here and he goes around the whole stage there but actually that was a better deal except somebody had an instrument laying back there that I didn't want them to run into and now for a finale he's going to do something they've never had a chimp do before and you boys you boys especially are going to like this we're going to have a wild west gunel and see who's the best shot him or me who do you think he gets two guns he's not too accurate here come here come here stand up are you going to get on all right put your put your gun in your holster jigs look at him getting his trigger finger ready put your gun in your holster I'm going to give him first draw Get Ready Get Set throw your G come on wife God how about is he pretty good [Applause] huh yeah uh you want me [Music] to okay all right we got some other stuff coming stand up TS other stuff coming up here and uh so I'm going to get this equipment off the stage and what I'm going to do I'm going to give my friend Nathan some of these pictures and maybe he'll arrange to give one of them to each family as you as you leave or something like that on the bottom there you can see a picture of jigs with a baby bottle feeding my son when my son was a little one-year-old baby at the bottom of the picture he loves my son so I'm going to leave it with this nice guy Nathan and he'll probably get somebody to to give him out thank you very very much have a real good time tonight let's for Mr jins and ronal winers let he it [Music] I wear a ke this head of mine I D in m in the proper time and buy half doll in my pockets I put wine call I do that [Music] too I put my slock down when it's starts to rain love which my neighbors think insane I like to bury my filter fishing cran call I do that too call CU I'm a Jew I do that because the Torah tells me to I do that I do the strangest things a man could ever do I do that [Music] too oh there's a time when I wear sneakers with my suit and I must confess that it looks rather cute and there's a time when we must send each other fruit Co I do that too oh once a year I twirl a chicken over my head and it wouldn't be that bad if it were dead and there's a time I go outside and burn my [Music] bread I do that [Music] too I do that because the tells me to I do that too I do the strangest things a man could ever do call some juice I do that too [Music] oh once a month I go outside and bless the moon and once a year I have to eat all afternoon and there's a time I pound my chest and sing a tune course I'm a je I do that too I will drink four cups of wine it's true and then e mon till I have no strength to chew then I I eat horse radish until I'm turning blue CU I'm a jeice I do that too I do [Music] that me to I do that I do the strangest things a man could ever [Music] do I do that too do I do that too time with you I do the strangest things weird things far out things but I love [Music] it thank you a good M everybody you know who I am who said Mr jigs am I Mr jigs no right I'm country YY and these are the Ste [Music] Hoppers and we want to sing a song now about something which you really shouldn't mention on PESA something which is very dear to my heart something which I eat every week who who said the name of the song p oh a PES off chent yes with potatoes right that's what we're going to sing about tonight okay you all ready okay [Music] then I had a meal about a week ago I still can feel it and it hurts me so feels like a cannon ball is stuck in my chest this weird concoction I just can't digest I tell you I remember the shest I ate it I couldn't believe that so soon I could it tasted marvelous a wonderful snack an hour later I was flat on my back [Music] is name hot is it game it looks so innocent it's badly just the same if I had my way ship it all away poop it on the Arabs B be gone in the day oh let me give you f some friendly advice don't eat that ch and you can mock my words that this will happen real soon it sh powered Rockets will take me to the [Music] Moon [Music] get on come play to Yesa almost every single day who tells his Reby that his GH fish passed awayy SM he's [Music] uny get pation on the M who brought a comic book to Year guys your s to your chair who's making R loose's hair guess who for me yeah you did re's gamor and he wouldn't give it up who does the Reby always call St the cup M smi's he's going to get every day this year [Music] who hit the baby and his brother's who [Music] does he's on he's going to get PA every day this year find on the going get [Music] it you're going get it you're get [Music] it do who we trying to bring Yan not Yan we want to bring mashia y's already here Mash's not here what's your name here [Music] it's so you want to know who's going to bring my well I'll tell you I'll tell you it's not going to be the businessman nor the wealthy man or the famous man oh no it's going to be [Music] the it's going to be everybody sing along it's going to be [Music] the the little boy who goes to Yesa and learns hashem's Torah and tries to understand he'll make it come the little girl who [Music] sings and says every word with holy she'll make it [Music] ready everybody join [Music] [Applause] in the little boy kisses when he says the sh he'll make [Music] him a little girl who doin each morning and gives her allowance so wait for Tock she'll make him come everybody hold the [Music] kinder it's going to be the [Music] [Applause] [Music] little [Applause] [Music] the little boy who stays in SHO and stands with his father to listen to the Torah he'll make [Music] him again the little girl who goes every shabas to visit with the sick and the lonely old people she'll make him let's bring [Music] msia one more time everybody it's going [Music] be thank you let's hope you come soon thank you all my kid go back to your seat we're going to be finished soon okay you be wait [Music] here oh to hurry you're a real mean guy you drive me crazy and I'll tell you why you're always making me do things no good you never let me do the things I should o Set Me Free stop picking on me oh every morning much to my surprise you're right beside me when I open my eyes don't wash your hands and wear your tits you say it's too hot they'll only get in the way get lost let me be y stop picking on me you got a lot of neres to call your yourself my friend but when mashia comes that's when you're going to need your end and you're always telling me to watch TV oh and Indiana Jones is waiting for me oh every chance he gets got cut watch the New York Met get lost let me be a the up stop picking on me you got a lot of to call yourself my friend but when Masia comes that's when you're going to meet your end end end you're always telling me to watch TV and Indiana Jones is waiting for me every chance he gets he's got me cut watch the New York M get lost let me be stop Bing on me o Set Me Free he stop Bing on me he heing on me me [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] alone thank you very much and Pie thanks you too [Music] for our final number tonight we'd like to sing a song that has become The Unofficial national anthem of women everywhere especially foro women like and it's about peeling some kind of a potato let's go peel one more potato for C wash my titties and hang them out to try dust my shot and bake some Shas clean the house and then prepare my ti come on yet you get was the Flor and fill the tub with water cook the fish and bring me a cup of tea so peel one more potato for the C then come and tell me why you're leaving [Music] me [Music] come on [Music] you well don't I bless your children every Shas don't I warn you when you're getting fat ain't I going to take you with me to Israel someday well a man can't treat his wife much better than that come on yet always say hello to your mother hi M and don't I bring you flowers once a year you should be thankful my dear wife for this warm and happy life so why do you keep moaning face one more potato for the C was my scors and hanging about to dry dust my shot and B clean the house and my come on until you can wash the and fill the tub with water oh yeah cook the fish and bring me a cup of tea so PE one potato the C come and tell me why come and tell me why Le come and tell me why you're leaving thank you [Music] everybody on behalf of Nina Orchestra we thank everyone for coming please drive carefully and uh good de morning [Music] thank you everybody for coming want to thank the Ste Hoppers and Hy warish Ryan ringer Mitchell Evans Z stver and Jack Goodwin At Last I re the king of the Ste Hoppers asley warish thank you all for coming and hope to see you again soon love you [Music] all come on get who you [Music] get [Music] [Applause] [Music]