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Camp Landau - See The Good - Episode #2
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[music]
>> You hear palm oil said this year?
>> There's no color oil, so no palm oil.
>> Sandy, there's sandy oil.
>> No sandy oil this year.
>> Sandy oil this year.
>> I don't know about that, but this for
sure.
>> I thought I listened to this year.
>> Nobody said this year because of the
war.
>> Sandy oil.
>> War?
>> The war that happened in on Pesach.
>> On Pesach?
>> On Pesach.
>> Yeah.
>> On Pesach?
>> On Pesach.
>> Pizza?
>> Me.
>> Give me a meal's pizza.
>> Give me
a meal's pizza.
>> Seven [music] slices?
>> Seven slices?
>> One, two, three.
>> I have to tell you I know.
>> No, no, no, from this side, from this
side.
>> I have to ask Meal.
>> Look what the war driver did. He only
brought seven slices.
>> No, no, no, no.
>> It's so weird. Oh, we should call the
store and tell him, complain to the
store.
>> Oh, [music] that's fine.
>> Also, he was eating the slice. You saw
that?
>> He was eating the slice? No way.
>> You saw him eating the slice?
>> That's Meal.
>> Hey, Uncle Benji, what's up, bro?
>> on? How you doing?
It's a big chili.
>> What's the meal serving for lunch today?
>> Uh,
>> [sighs]
>> yeah, I have chicken.
>> What? What's yap chicken?
>> Don't ask. Basically you have like, you
know like yap chick but like meat? So
instead of the meat there's chicken. So
they they think it's like good.
>> What a breach.
>> Kind of right.
>> Yeah.
Okay.
You're going to order pizza.
>> Pizza how you ordering?
>> I will.
>> I'm asking you on what?
>> On what?
>> I don't understand.
You're ordering the pizza on what?
>> Correct.
>> I don't understand.
On what?
>> Exactly.
On what?
>> I'm asking you on what?
>> Correct.
On what?
>> I don't understand.
Bro, I'm just going to get my pizza. If
you're going to call the pizza store,
you're going to they're going to deliver
it on what?
>> Correct.
>> Let's try this. You ask me how you're
going to order the pizza.
>> How do you order pizza, sir?
>> I call them and ask them, could I order
it?
>> On what?
>> You're asking me what?
I don't understand what's going on.
Let's get this clear.
>> When you order a pizza, you order on
what?
>> Who?
>> Who's on first, sir?
>> So you're saying it's like asking who's
on first or something.
>> Calling Crazy Ed's Pizza.
>> Greatest pizza in the country speaking,
how may I help?
>> Ah.
Gevaldig, gevaldig. You know it's
Yiddish speaking down from up here.
>> Yeah, no. Down the block.
>> Lunch isn't so good schmacked today, so
we're taking care of it in our
ourselves.
Might as well. I wanted to order please
six, seven slices of pizza.
>> Hey, boy.
>> I'm sorry. Quite frankly, we don't do
six, seven slices. We only do eight
slices.
>> No. Mr. Trump, you could do anything.
For me you can make it work. You know,
I'm a favorite customer.
Down the block.
>> All right. Not a problem. Seven slices
from Oh, Pizza the Great, greatest pizza
in Jerusalem coming your way.
>> Scholyer, thank you so much. We'll be in
touch. It's always good doing business
with you, Mr. Trump.
>> Okay, have a wonderful day. Make America
great again.
>> A few moments later.
>> Are you the waiter, Trevor?
>> What?
>> Yeah.
>> The waiter?
>> The waiter.
>> Some crazy people, they ordered seven
slices. Enjoy from the president. One
slice for you, my friend.
>> [music]
[music]
>> You know who promised it this year?
>> There's no color this year, so I'm not
going
>> What's that mean?
>> There's no color this year.
>> Every year there's color. I can't I
don't believe about this for sure.
>> I thought I just
>> Nobody said this year because of the
war.
>> What's that mean? Which war?
>> The war that happened in on Pesach.
>> On Sukkot?
>> On Sukkot.
>> Yeah.
>> On Pesach?
>> On Pesach.
>> Pizza?
>> You're going to eat his pizza?
>> Ach, no, his pizza.
>> Seven slices?
>> One, two.
>> I have to tell you I have
>> no, from this side, from this side.
>> I feel like I know. Look at what the
driver did. He only brought seven
slices.
>> No, no, no, from this side, from this
side, from this side.
>> I I It matters what side you count it
from, it changes it.
>> Wait. Wait.
Here?
>> So weird. I don't know, we should call
the store and tell them. Complain.
>> Call
>> that?
>> He was eating the slice?
>> No way.
>> You saw him eating the slice?
>> I saw his father and grandfather and
great grand
>> He was eating the slice?
>> Guys, you know, look what they got you.
>> No way.
>> He saw Taste Good Shop.
>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
>> 6 7
>> I thought I ordered
>> Yeah?
>> Yeah.
>> You ordered seven slices?
>> Seven slices?
>> 6 7
>> Oh.
>> [music]