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Brooklyn Challah Bake 2015
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Hurricane.
Okay, ladies.
Coaches, if you can count your seats,
please. and let me know how it's you
have you need. So Deanie, come here. You
need
Okay, five. I need
Okay, I have five guests here. The next
five guests. Let's go. One, two, three,
four, five. Let's go. Deie, take them.
Take them to this table. Deie, girls,
girls, girls.
Do you have a number?
No suki.
No suki. If they have numbers, they
can't come here.
Okay, coaches,
check how many women you have at your
table and then come to the front here so
we can send you more. Coaches, if you
can come here and let me know what you
have.
113 and 118 coming in.
115 and 118.
Shin.
Coaches, I need you to come here and
take women. Deie, just take women. Just
take the women. Here. Go, go, go.
Ladies, go. Okay. Okay. Keep going,
ladies. Please just keep going.
Okay. Now we stop.
Okay. Coaches. Car me. What do you have?
Take them. Let's go. Five. Six.
Ladies, if there are two women together,
just take them together.
I need to open it up. Okay.
Do not meet me like this.
Go, go, go, go, go. Let's go, ladies.
Please.
Just just take them.
Just take them shut.
Okay, ladies. If we don't sit down, we
have no idea where anyone is sitting.
and we don't know if there's
availability. I'm asking everyone, every
coach, pick up your green flag and all
the women at the table, please sit down.
The only people that should be standing
and holding flags are the coaches.
Okay.
Please, ladies, I'm begging you. If we
want to start this event, which we
really, really do,
I'm asking the women to sit down. The
coaches, I'm only supposed to see 200
women standing. That's it.
Everybody else, please sit down. We have
no account. Please.
Suki, these women are waiting. What?
Thank you.
Okay, ladies, one more time. If you
don't sit down, we cannot start and we
cannot let even more women in. I need
you to take your seats all over the main
ballroom, the balcony, the skylight
room, the atrium room, the rainbow room.
You can all hear me. Please, everyone
sit down. Just the coaches are to be
standing.
Just the coaches, please.
We have four more that we can take in.
Is there anybody else that has to be let
in? Just let them in. Let's go. Let's
go. Let's go.
Okay. Again, please.
I'm seeing women that are not holding
the flags. I see them standing. Please.
The coaches on the balcony. How are we
doing,
Miriam? Is it filling up?
Okay, we're sending them up to you now.
The outside room. Okay, but let me see
about these two rooms first. I need
someone to tell me.
Okay, I need I need a runner. Girls, I
need one girl here. Ladies and ladies,
not gentlemen, but ladies, your
attention, please. Can I have quiet in
this ballroom?
Your attention, please.
Ladies, ladies, I'm here in the front.
Your attention, please. Thank you. Just
a short announcement, ladies. Thank you.
Your attention, please.
Once again, we apologize and thank you
so, so much for your patience and
understanding. This event has, please
God, over 2,200 women in this room
[Applause]
and I so appreciate your patience and
understanding. It's really it's really
an honor to be part of this. And now
with that, I'll leave you I'll leave you
to your program. Everyone once again
should be sitting besides for kala
coaches.
Your attention please. We want to begin
the pro We want to begin the program. I
need to know what's going on in the
momentarily.
Ladies, again, your attention. The only
ones that should be standing in any of
the rooms
should be the kala coaches.
Okay, Rabbi Freriedman, just one second,
please. Coaches are to be standing. And
now the runners are supposed to take
positions on the entire room. This room
and the other rooms. Go out and just
span out. Okay, we're not gonna I'd
rather them go upstairs. Yo, look. How
many do we still have outside? Mrs.
Weiss, where are you located?
Oh, the other end. Look at that. Are we
in sync or what? This is great. I came
looking for you here.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Let's just hear a sh When I
say the room, just give me a shout out.
Okay. The Main ballroom. Let's hear you
from this room.
Okay.
The balcony.
Can we hear you? Atrium.
Can we hear you people in the side room
over there? Where? Where? Yellow.
Skylight room. Skylight atrium. The
rainbow room. They're up there. Okay. Is
Shimmy in the room? Shimmy. Shimmy. You
are in the room. is expecting someone
who's supposed to be at their table.
Please either call or text them. We want
everyone to really be, you know, at
least where they thought they should be.
Okay. Are we still bringing women in?
Mrs. Weiss, we are ready for showtime.
And we are off. We are ready. And
ladies, enjoy the evening.
Okay, runners, I need you at your
positions, please. I need runners at the
corners of each room, upstairs and the
two rooms. Let's go, girls.
Okay, coaches, I need you now to put
down your flags. put down your flags
because otherwise you're going to have a
girl running up to you and saying, "What
do you need?" So, please put down
your flags.
Please put down your flags. Thank you.
What?
I feel the love. I feel like right now.
I'm not even joking,
Mrs. Weiss.
One, three, two. Which one's better?
One.
[Applause]
Ladies and ladies,
this is amazing.
Welcome to the greatest event that
Brooklyn has ever seen. I don't know
about you folks. She's still clapping
her hand. She's so excited. She's like,
"Yeah, I feel your love." How many of
you feel the love right about now? We
didn't even start the program.
This is unbelievable. I don't know about
you, but I am honored. I am privileged.
I am humbled to be taking part of this
momentous occasion.
Everyone saying hi. Hi. I love you.
this historical
occasion.
Ladies and ladies, welcome to the great
big kala.
Oh my goodness, the kala coaches, you
are unbelievable.
Let me ask you a question.
How many of you have ever baked kala
before?
How many of you My next question is for
those who have never baked kala got your
back ladies. How many of you have never
baked kala before?
All right.
How many of you have ever walked into a
room? Should I show you? By the way,
some magical moment. This is what I do
in a camp with 600.
I love you. With 600 people, this is
what we do. Everybody look to the lady
on your right.
Look to the lady on your left. Put your
hands on your lips and you make sure
they're not talking. One,
two.
I'm watching you.
I know her. See, this is powerful.
But I'm still gonna ask you to cheer. So
you cheer when I pick up my hand. You're
quiet. Now watch this, ladies. How many
of you have walked into a home that has
freshly baked kala in it and you walk
in, you know what? Even if you haven't
walked into a home, you walk past a
bakery and you you know that they just
baked some yummy kala and you're like,
"Hook me up with some kala loving." How
many of you have ever experienced that?
When you experience that, folks, that is
powerful.
But you want to know what's more
powerful? I'll tell you. If you hear me
clap once,
if you hear me clap twice,
sh
last night,
late at night, they're like, "You know
what? Let's have a game." And they're
like, "Let's have a last minute
contest."
You see woman on your right. Woman on
your right. That's your new nickname,
the righty.
So, we decided to have an Instagram
contest and bes How many of you have
Instagram? Not I'm not endorsing, but
how many?
They're like, "How dare you shimmy me a
dar?"
So, besides for the liking and the and
the tagging your friends, you know, just
to put in some flavor and spice things
up, I asked them, "What color tutu
should I wear for the
right?" And everyone's like, "You're all
staring at me. You're like, what?" Yes,
I will be wearing a tutu for the dancing
session. And if you look at me and judge
me, I don't blame you. Wink wink. So
people were like, "Shimmy, you should
wear a white tutu because you're always
getting dirty and you're an MC and the
flower and the white, you know, they're
going to camouflage." And I'm like,
"Excuse me, not on my page. You don't
diss me like that." But then this was
the amazing moment. People were writing,
"You have to wear a rainbow tutu. You
have to wear a color tutu." And I was
like, "What's going on?" Comment after
comment after comment. And let me tell
you what happened, folks. They decided
to explain what they were saying. They
said, "Shimmy, that is what the kala
bake is going to represent in essence."
And when I look around tonight, not only
in the grand ballroom, there's a room
there and a room beyond that and a room
beyond that one. And the people in the
balcony. Hey ladies,
this is greatness.
This is the power of unity, my friends.
And when you have unity, you have
everything. You could conquer the world.
So when I look around, I hope and I pray
that this unity should be a merit for
all our brothers and sisters in Israel
who are suffering now on these hard
days. Yes, you. You're going to make the
difference.
I hope that you inspire everybody around
the world to unite, to be one, because
we are sisters. We're united. We're
family. We're one nation. I hope
humanity at large, nobody should suffer
the end of suffering. That's it. In the
in the merit that all of you tonight
have come here to be together as one.
Give it up for yourselves.
Speaking of the power of unity, this
Shabbat, this coming Saturday is going
to be powerful. You know why? It's going
to be the Shabbat Project. And that
means that so many Yeah. Give it up for
the Shabbat Project.
So many Jews around the world.
This is what I love. I looking around
here tonight. It's unbelievable. When
they said when they said the rainbow,
the tutus, it doesn't matter who you
are, where you come from, what you look
like, where you're holding in your life,
what background you come from. We are
here all together. And I hope we take it
forward to the Shabbat Project where we
are going to have 1 million Jews around
the world keeping and celebrating the
Shabbat.
Now, for such incredible
huge events such as these, the Kalabake
and the Shabbah Project, it's not
simple.
It takes a lot of people with great
hearts who are committed, who are
loving, who give it their all because
they love their Jewish brothers and
sisters. So if you give it up because I
know that you want to cheer for all
these people. Firstly, I would like to
thank Jay Inspire who orchestrated this
entire event.
The sponsors, Gourmet Glatt, Evergreen,
Amazing Savings, Excellent Poly Sterns
Bakery, Med Park, Jack's Eggs, and
Pomegranate.
The volunteers,
by the way, I was here today earlier.
It's unbelievable how people were giving
up their time, taking off work to set
up. Unbelievable. The volunteers are
amazing. the community women including
our very own Brooklyn designers, seed
packers, pre-measurers, powerpinters,
pushup producers, registration girls and
runners, lovely volunteers from the
following schools. Give it up. Prospect
Park Yeshiva High School. Yeshiva of
Flatbush
there
and our Hey Verola and Ornava Seminary.
The Kala coaches with the green flags
waving them up in the air. Give it up
for your Kala coaches.
and the Guinness representative,
Alex Anger. He's the one who judged our
20 foot kala that we will be presenting
to you. Every single one of you are
going to be getting a pinch of kala
where we will be creating a unity kala
that's going to be an another loaf where
they're going to be giving that out at
the Shabbat Project. Now, now is when I
need you all. This is called the
icebreaker.
How many of you are from Brooklyn, New
York?
I didn't expect such a loud response.
Now, why don't you help me out here?
What I will be doing is I'll be taking a
selfie of myself. Not a selfie picture,
a selfie video. And I'm going to say a
few things. Blah blah blah. When I turn
around, you're all going to scream and
chat and say, "We love Kala." Are you
ready? Let's do this Brooklyn style. I
don't think they did this in Mexico. Yaf
for Burger Pi.
Ready? You gonna help me out?
Hi. We're here live at the great big and
we have a few ladies, just a few. Over
2,000
ladies who would like to tell you a
little something something.
That was unbelievable. And right now I
would like to introduce you to the Kala
experts. Not I.
First we have
Khani and
If you have ever walked into the Kala
Fairy Ba Bakery Cafe, you would know
that she treats you right at home. Her
love, her warmth, but it's her talent
that takes her to such great heights.
You could even invite her to b mitzvah
to teach the girls how to braid kala.
She has special toppings, uh, sesame and
cinnamon, but guess what? She has
chocolate. And how many of you are
chocolate lovers out there?
And of course, she will be teaching us
how to braid like a pro. No more awkward
kala moments where you take out your
kala on Shabbah and it looks like, you
know what I'm saying?
And Mrs.
Jeravel.
Mrs. Jaravel enjoys baking kala for her
family and guests. In her professional
life, Mrs. Jaravel has been teaching
counseling, providing teacher training
and parenting workshops in educational
institutions across the United States
since 1983. She gives weekly lectures in
New York and New Jersey and guest
lectures across the world on Jewish
women's topics. She holds a BA in
psychology from Brooklyn College and an
MSW from Forom University. She is a
therapist in private. She puts me to
shame. That's what I'm realizing now.
She is a therapist in private practice
in Rockland County for couples and women
of all ages. Ladies and gentlemen, put
your hands together and a standing
ovation for Mrs.
Connie Jerel.
Talk like this.
Talk about a tough act to follow.
You know, friend of mine is a real
estate agent.
A friend of mine is a real estate agent.
She told me that if she brings clients
into a house where fresh bread is being
baked, she could get $10,000 more for
the deal.
She also told me that there are air
fresheners that could be bought by real
estate agents that smell like fresh
bread
for those of us that just want the
$10,000.
There's something about bread
and whe We know it consciously or not.
Bread is much bigger than something that
we eat.
The person who earns money for a family
is called a bread winner.
For those of us that grew up in the 60s
and 70s,
hey man, you got bread or dough
was a slang for money.
Bread represents ladies our
It represents the stuff of our life.
But kala
is very different than bread.
The word kala comes from the Hebrew root
of which means mundane. It's every day.
Nobody could live life when it's just
every day.
And after a while, the mundane gets very
tired.
I remember being 16
and being a cheerful prostate park girl
myself.
And I remember
my grandmother was watching TV and
invited me to join her. And I saw a
commercial
that scared me in a way nothing else
ever scared me. It was the commercial
for Dunkin Donuts.
remember that? And that little old man
waking up at 3 in the morning, rolling
out of bed,
and he said, "Got to make the donuts."
And I remember
just breaking into a sweat and saying,
"That's what it means to grow up."
And a lot of us realize early on that we
don't want to just make the donuts
and we don't just want to eat the bread
and we can't just live a life that's
that's mundane that's simple
and that's why we turn the into
by connecting bread
to God.
A lot of us believe that the raw
materials of life come from God,
the earth,
the creation of the world itself,
the wheat.
But it's harder to believe that actual
bread, the stuff that I make, the stuff
that I do, the stuff that I bred success
through has anything to do with him.
That's me.
But when a Jew makes the blessing eating
a piece of bread, we Thank God for the
wheat. We thank God for
We thank you God that you brought bread
from the earth.
Because as we go through life, we
realize that the most that I could
control in life is the process.
But all of my outcomes
aren't really about me.
The fact that we have an up or down, the
fact that we have a success or
challenge,
God, you're giving me that bigger
picture.
The choice to come here tonight, we
could be proud of that. But the fact
that we have what we have and who we
have and the opportunities that we have
in life,
that's the stuff that we know is bigger
than us.
So why are women the ones to take kala?
You know, they're very different ways of
seeing the mother of life.
The outside world calls her Eve,
and we Jews call her Kava.
Why is she called Eve?
Because she was the mother of evil.
And that's why The outside world refers
to her as Eve because she was the first
person to sin. But that's not ladies
what we call her. The name that God gave
the first woman through her husband Adam
was
and was meant to mean the
mother of all life. But strangely was
given her name before she had children.
In which case, what made her a mother?
And we're taught that being a mother of
life
isn't only about having children.
That the word life to a Jew, the choice
of living
is taking advantage of the choice to
connect everything in our world to the
source of life to God.
And even her distancing herself from God
even after her first day out at work was
not that positive. They were left
homeless. This was not a good day.
Kava said, "So what now?
As long as I still have him in my life,
as long as we could still grow toward
emulating him and bringing him in, any
life could be a good one."
You know, I remember working with a
young 12-year-old boy years ago,
and he had a miserable life, really
miserable life. And I used to come out
of this session every week and go into
the coffee room at the counseling center
that I was working at then. And
sometimes I just cry.
And a friend of mine that I worked with,
she said, "Honey, if this is what you
look like after a session with him,
imagine what he looks like going home.
What are you doing for this boy?
And I said, "You know, I don't know what
I could do. There's not much I could do.
He has a really tough life." So, she
says, "I don't believe that. I don't
believe there aren't goals that you
could set. I don't believe there's not
more meaning he could find. Get in there
next week and try to find something,
something that can make his life
better."
And the next week, I went in. I said,
"You know, Matt, we're going to try
something else today. I want you to
close your eyes and pretend that you're
asleep one night and I'm that magic
fairy. I'm going to sprinkle that dust
and the next morning could look like
anything you want it to look like. Matt,
what would you want tomorrow to look
like? We're going to start setting some
new goals and making life even better.
And I'll never forget, he scrunched up
his eyes and he said, "You know, I don't
know if you could change my life, but
I'd really love if you could change the
way I see my life.
The Hebrew word for miracle is a nace
and it's spelled with a and a
nun stands for a noel a victim
stands for support. That the fact that a
person could realize that hashem God is
supporting me
makes them realize that any life is a
good one because it could be connected
to him. So women who are the mothers of
life take what would be and they bring
God into it and they turn the kala into
an experience and they bring it into
relationships and they connect it to him
and they offer him the first piece to
say God all of my output in life it's
you
and that's when bread becomes magic
because all of us mothers and women are
magical beings give yourselves a
We're now going to start with the kala.
We have seven ingredients in front of
you. And the master of kala, the magical
kala fairy herself
is taking these seven ingredients,
seven, one for each day of the week
because our entire week is connected to
Shabbat. Our entire week is led
in a way that's leading it to God.
Empty the 8 oz bottle of water in front
of you. Ladies,
the one with the regular top and not the
sports top into your bowls.
Connelly will be demonstrating while I
speak.
Ladies,
water represents the Torah.
80 This is F.
80% of the body and 80% of the world is
water.
Because the Torah is what unifies all
other ingredients.
We cannot thrive without it.
Now take the yeast.
What?
Now take your sugar.
One of your sugar. What?
Oh, the yeast.
The gloves are in the pockets of your
aprons.
And each of your ingredients are there.
Ladies, I would love to walk you through
some of the meaning behind these
ingredients.
First, put in the yeast.
The word yeast
comes from the Hebrew word,
this is impossible, shimarim.
Yeast represents protection.
What?
Yeast.
Add the sugar and the yeast to the
water. One of the sugars to the yeast
and the water.
Let it sit. And we have to let it sit.
Ladies,
ladies,
I want everyone to just leave the yeast
and sugar and water in their bowl.
These three.
Okay, tune back in while your yeast is
sitting.
Ladies,
ladies,
ladies, I need your attention.
While the yeast is sitting,
you are now.
You are now through the creation of
kala.
You are now symbolically creating
yourself
and those you love.
The yeast
They have to be quiet.
Coaches, could you please have your
table be quiet for two minutes?
Attention, ladies and ladies. I am right
here. I need you all by the count of one
to not say a word.
Please don't make me call out your name
because I have no clue what your name
is.
Three.
There is somebody.
That's beautiful. Two.
Ladies, we are waiting for quiet.
Rearville, it's all yours. The yeast is
sitting.
I want you to think while you're
creating this dough of creating the
essence of yourself and the others that
you love.
The water represents the Torah.
It represents
it represents spirituality.
It represents the force of the world
that everything falls under.
The yeast,
the yeast represents the desire to grow
and expand.
That a house is a place that's nurturing
and allows others to be. and to grow to
become what they want.
To do that, you need sugar.
It needs to be positive. We need to be
sweet. We need to emphasize the goodness
of every individual.
And then with all the work we're going
to do, ladies, the best way to let
people grow is to just let them be.
Don't do anything.
Just make sure it's warm and protected
and the environment is safe and let them
be and become and think and feel without
having to crowd out their thoughts with
any other agenda.
Then next after that
we're going to be adding eggs.
Eggs become hard when they're cooked
because Jews represent endurance.
Jews represent
the ability to get through life and be
resilient.
We're then going to add oil.
Oil
represents
not the olive, not the external, but the
internal. The oil hash
spells out. It represents the soul.
So right now I think the yeast should be
ready.
I'd like you to watch
the egg.
We're now putting in the egg.
The egg, ladies,
represents our endurance that we as Jews
don't give up. We endure. We get harder
when they try to cook us.
Now follow.
We are putting in the oil.
So, so far you should have had yeast and
water and sugar
and egg
and oil.
Oil is our connection to the
spirituality within.
And now the flour. It says, oh, the salt
is now putting in the salt.
The salt goes in after the sugar because
our primary is sweet. But salt lets it
hold. Salt is a pinch of discipline, a
pinch of being serious.
Now we add in the second sugar.
The second sugar.
in the flour. And now we add in the
flour.
Add the flour in slowly.
And now all of your containers should be
empty.
They told us to speed up.
Add in half the flour.
and mix it around.
The harder you work at creation,
the better the outcome.
You could use your bags for all of the
garbage.
Don't worry. If you did it in a
different order, it's fine.
As you mix it, watch Connie's hands,
ladies. She's taking the dough from the
side, bringing it into the middle.
Follow the expert.
And think of all the effort that goes
into the people that you love, you need,
you work, you form.
too.
If you feel your dough is too wet,
it's too dry, you could add a little
water. If you feel it's too wet, you
could add a little flour. No, no flour
here. Okay.
Feels good.
Oh, they're not looking aims here.
Are you doing
this?
Ladies, I want you to look around the
room and imagine how proud God is at
this very moment. Unbelievable.
You're creating a world with every loaf.
Now they're going to have dancing.
This is amazing. They did an amazing
job.
This is Jurville.
Mrs. Jaravel.
To your left. To your left.
To your left.
Okay, ladies.
I think this is all getting to your
head.
Okay.
Bury all the imperfections underneath.
And they should
bury all imperfections underneath.
Pinch the bottoms and leave your dough
alone.
Now take your napkins. You have these
Beautiful napkins.
Can we get the camera on
and cover your dough? Plastic bags
first, ladies. And then the napkins.
Plastic bags first and then the napkins.
Plastic bags are in your pockets.
And then you got to give me something to
speak.
The plastic bags will make your dough
rise faster.
Ladies, after you cover your
If we could ask all the coaches to have
the women sit down and be quiet so we
can move on.
Kala in the plastic bag
and the cloth napkin over it.
Can the runners pay attention to the
flags, please? The runners, please pay
attention to the flags.
If you don't have enough napkins, then
let two people share one napkin.
What is that for?
She did a great job.
Put this on your
Take it from the left.
Okay, if we could get everyone now to
sit down.
What?
Ladies, can we all sit down?
The only thing rising now should be
Ladies,
can all of the women balcony downstairs
outside? Can everybody find their seats?
Okay, we're moving on.
Ladies,
if I was to ask all of you.
Yeah.
Okay, ladies.
If I was to ask all of you,
if I was to ask all of you
what it means,
I'm sorry.
Okay,
we have
we're moving into the next phase
and I ask of you to be quiet.
Ladies,
ladies, if I was to ask all of you
what you thought it meant to be
productive,
you would all think
about all of the things that you were
busy with.
But as Jews, we believe
that productivity
is not about being busy.
Just as your dough
just as your dough is doing the most
work when it sits and it's allowed to be
to a Jew, the most productive day is
Shabbat.
And the word Shabbat literally means a
sessation, a stop.
that it's when we stop and we think and
we reflect on our life
that we are most productive.
How do I get quiet?
I'll wait for quiet.
All good things come to those who wait.
Ladies on the side of the room, if I
could please ask for quiet.
Okay.
Thank you.
Your dough is most productive when it
sits.
And we are most productive, believe it
or not. Not when we're doing and not
when we're busy.
I I'm begging you for quiet.
People in the side rooms,
I'm begging you all for quiet. Thank you
so much.
The reason that all of us
experience such a headache in the
airports now at security,
the reason that none of us could bring
our water past the security guard, past
the security stations
is because in the year 2011,
was it the year? No, not the year 2011.
Thank you.
That there was a deranged individual
that tried to bring liquid explosives
onto the plane in a baby bottle.
His plan was thwarted.
But because of that one thought of one
deranged individual,
every one of us has to dispose of our
water, put up with headaches, and go
through security as we know it today.
That is the power, ladies, of a thought.
That one person's thought could change a
world as we know it.
We don't have to do anything to make
change
because the power of thought is so
great.
And God says that the power of a
positive thought is 500 times greater
than the power of a negative one. So if
that was the effect of one thought of
one individual
and the landscape of the world today is
so Imagine what one thought of any of us
could do to change the world in a way
that's good, that's beautiful, that's
godly.
Your kala now is resting.
But rest is not static. When a Jew rests
on Shabas, we call Shabbat a sensation
that we stop and we contemplate.
And that's very productive.
When we make our kala now ladies, we
take advantage of something that's so
huge.
I'm asking all of us to take one minute
to pray.
And there's no prayer that's too small
or too big for God.
And there's no prayer that's not
answered or successful because the
success of a prayer means that you
connected to him and he'll take care of
that outcome. All you have to do
is want that connection.
You provide the right environment just
like you did for your dough and then you
let it be. And you provide the right
thoughts and the right environment for
your thoughts. and then you let him do
what only he could do with them.
So I'm asking us all in a time that
prayers
are so simple to come to
to take one minute where we have total
and absolute silence
and that we could all just be
comfortable
in our thoughts and sharing them with
God.
That's the merit of kala.
integrating all of your life with him.
And now you're taking advantage of being
able to have a private conversation.
I'm looking at my watch. I'm clocking
one minute. And let's all respect the
space of others.
Now God, after thinking of you, I want
to emulate you. And all you are is a
giver. And I'm inspired to give. I want
everyone to pick up the quarter that's
in that box
and to put that in the charity box on
your table.
This will be aortioned to to Shabbat
to give money to Jews
because we know we're all connected.
And what's mine, God, is yours. And
there's nothing you love more than
someone who loves your kids. And I want
to show that I love your kids.
to speak about what
now ladies
for the next part of our program
I ask you again for quiet
ladies. The rest of the world believes
that progress means looking forward.
New and improved, always changing,
always different.
But we Jews have a different belief when
it comes to understanding progress.
We say
we ask God to bring us new life by
bringing us closer to what was old.
We know that a kosher animal has split
hooves and chew its cud.
There are other animals that just have
one or the other.
We know that camels chew their cud, but
they don't have split hooves. We know
that pigs have hooves, but they don't
chew their cut.
The camel is the representative of the
Arab nations because they're always
looking backward, but they're not about
looking forward.
The pig is the representative
of the Roman nations, of the nations of
Asaw.
They're always looking forward without
respect for the past. But we Jews
believe that to be kosher we do both. We
look backward
in order to look forward. And for that
reason, it's an honor for me ladies to
bring us a representative of the past, a
very rich legacy who will bring us into
the future and separate the kala now as
our representative.
Mrs. Mirakowitz has been baking kala in
the early morning hours every Friday
since she was married in 1952. You know,
just being married since 1952 deserves
applause.
Her amazing water recipe can be found in
your bags. She grew up in Budapest,
Hungary during World War II, one of 11
children.
As the result of her father's foresight,
each sibling was hidden in various
gentile homes. And with God's help, the
entire family miraculously survived the
war.
Despite her stolen adolescence,
the influence of her parents
strengthened Mrs.'s resolve to rise
above the difficulties, that's her
yeast.
She therefore learned about the mitzvah
on her own and resolved to perform this
women's mitzvah baking kala each week.
Her experience of living in a war zone
and then war turn Budapest with little
to sustain her barely enough to eat
instilled in her the need to help others
less fortunate.
Every Friday in Burough Park, she would
get kalas donated late on Friday
afternoon from local bakeries and put
them in a box at her door so poor who
could not afford to buy them would also
have fresh kalas for their chabas
tables.
Mrs. Ititz has an air of majesty that
radiates from within as renowned for her
meticulous home and hilarious sense of
humor. That's the sugar. You got it all.
However, she feels strongly, that's the
salt, that her greatest accomplishments
are raising her beautiful family of four
resilient children, the eggs,
many grandchildren, that's the flower,
makes a lot of mess, and many, many
great grandchildren. That's the water
because they keep us together.
And I now introduce Mrs. Kowitz that
will grace us with the blessing by
saying When a Jew says a literally means
I believe it is your bra too. First she
will light a memorial candle
so that this mitzvah that we're doing on
such a grand scheme will also
commemorate the many mitzvos
of those that are still very much alive
in a different sphere.
Those that are connected to God in a way
that's infinite. Mrs.
Thank you so much. I feel humbled
and her dear granddaughter who will be
saying the blessing with her afterward.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Where is she?
Ladies, your attention please.
[Music]
All it takes
candle
flickering shining candle. That is all
it takes
to penetrate the dark.
All it takes is one soft word, one soft,
soothing, gentle word. That is all it
takes
to mend a broken heart.
When we put our hearts and minds
together,
a thousand flowing candles burning
ground,
[Music]
then we become a force that can't be
measured.
Together we can drive away the night.
Drive away the night.
[Music]
All it takes
[Music]
is all it takes
to melt the heart of stone.
All it takes
[Music]
is all it takes
to know you're not alone.
When we put our hearts and minds
together,
a thousand glowing cand
burning ground.
Then we become a force that can't be me
[Music]
together. We can drive away.
[Music]
Everyone together.
Let's raise our voices in harmony.
Someday soon we will all be free. If
only we could all stand together.
All it takes is one small dream. One
small glorious hopeful dream.
That is all we've ever
pull through.
[Music]
All we ask is one more. One last long
awaited mcle. That is all we need
to help our dreams come true. Our dreams
come true. When we put our hearts and
minds together,
a thousand glowing cand The burning
ground
burning ground. When we become a force
that can be measured,
together we can thrive away the night.
Everyone together.
When we put our hearts and minds
together,
a thousand glowing hands of burning
grounding.
Then we become a force that can't be
met.
Together we can drive away the night.
When we put our hearts and minds
together,
thousand glowing candles burning bright,
then we become a force that can be
measured.
And together we can drive away the
night.
When we put our hearts and minds
together,
a thousand glowing candle burning bright
[Music]
force that can't be measured.
And together we can drive away. Together
we can drive away.
away.
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
Malgi Ginar and choir.
[Applause]
Ladies,
for the moment of our crowning glory
when we're taking the product of our
work
and bringing God in,
I ask for total silence and I ask
everyone to slowly rise.
Mrs. Ititz is now going to make a
blessing.
A blessing. A braha
is a bra. It opens a wellspring of
opportunity. Ladies,
your prayers, your charity, the song in
our hearts
is now joining with the blessing of Mrs.
Hitskowitz, which she will say in
Hebrew. Her granddaughter will then say
in English,
and after each one,
we will answer aim. Amen. We believe.
And this mitzvah will now become all of
ours.
and connect us all in a way
that I don't think this many groups,
this many numbers of women have ever
been connected.
And now, Mrs.
for
Blessed are you, Lord our God, King of
the universe, who has made us holy
through his commandments and has
commanded us to separate
from the
[Music]
At this moment, I want every single lady
on the dance floor, everybody on their
feet around the tables. Let's go. We're
ready to celebrate. Yay!
[Music]
One, 2, 3, go!
[Music]
Look at table 65.
[Music]
Everybody, hands up. Hands up. Let's go.
Let's go.
Table 64.
One 2 3 go.
Where are the people in the balcony?
Go.
One 2 3 go.
[Music]
[Applause]
Let's go everybody.
This is amazing.
[Music]
Everybody, let's go.
Go. Table 44.
I want to hear everybody together. I
want you to sing on top of your love.
[Music]
Let's go. Let's go.
[Music]
This is unbelievable.
[Music]
Let's go. Table one. Go. Table one.
We have ladies on the chairs. They are
so happy.
Everybody watch me. Look at me. Look at
me. Right, right, left, left. Jump in.
Jump out. 1 2 3. Right, right, left.
Jump in, jump out. Take it back. Let's
go.
[Music]
They got it. They got it. Get ready,
everybody.
Everybody go.
Come on.
[Applause]
Hands are up.
Let's go.
[Music]
Everybody hands up in the air.
[Music]
Who wants more?
I want to know who is smarting.
[Music]
Who is asking us?
Wow.
I want to know how many of you live in
New York City.
[Music]
I want to know if you are Jewish. If you
are proud, I want you to sing. I want
you to feel the energy.
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Where are my dancers? Let's go.
Come on, ladies. Come on. Oh, they're
doing it. Unbelievable.
Look at all the other rooms.
Unbelievable.
You're amazing. You're amazing.
Get ready. Get ready.
Everybody
sing.
Let's go.
[Music]
We're not afraid.
[Music]
Everybody, let's go. Let's go. Walk.
Take it back.
[Music]
I want you to say hey.
Let me hear you
louder.
You know what to do. Ready?
What?
[Music]
Yeah.
Let me hear Brooklyn.
[Music]
Brooklyn.
Get ready. The place is going to shake.
I want to hear you. Say
1 2 3.
Look at the ladies on top.
Louder.
Everybody turn.
One, 2, 3, go.
I love you.
Everybody turn.
Make some room.
Give me a beat.
[Music]
Give me a beat.
[Music]
Let's go.
These are all my girls.
[Music]
I can't even hear. It is so loud.
Everybody, I wanted that roof. Let's go.
Unbelievable.
Everybody turn.
One, two, 3.
[Music]
Everybody in the back.
Let's go.
Ready? Here we go. Everybody relax.
Right now,
we are going to take it smarty style
like her.
1 2 3.
Oh, yeah.
[Music]
There we go. Let's go.
Look at this place.
I love you.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
channel.
I love I found
you. I love you.
Baby
[Music]
say I
know.
[Music]
You know the song.
Get ready. Start
[Music]
everybody. Let's go. Wherever you are,
give me a beat.
Other way.
Faster. Faster. 1 2 3 4 5. Come on,
Miam. Come here.
Miam Hamler.
[Music]
Other way. Other way.
Here
we go. Hands up.
[Music]
Other way.
[Music]
Everybody sing.
[Music]
Who is happy?
[Music]
It's the
Everybody together. Let's go.
On the way.
Everybody go.
[Music]
Stop.
[Music]
Walk around your table. Walk around your
table.
Faster.
[Music]
Let's go. Let's go. Walk. Walk around
the table.
[Music]
Here we go. Hands up.
[Music]
I want to hear you.
La.
[Music]
I love you. Wave it. Wave.
[Music]
1 2 3 go.
All right, everybody freeze.
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Everybody dance.
Take a look.
[Music]
Hands up.
Let's go.
[Music]
Let's go.
[Music]
I want every woman and girl, take your
right hand. Put it on the girl or lady
over to your right.
Take your left hand, put that on the
person next to you. If you know the
song, I want you to sing it.
So when negativity surrounds when
negativity surrounds it'll all turn
around because there is no time for
negativity
now when you have so many women's
[Applause]
war everybody together with me say it
day one day
one day
one One day, one day,
one day.
If you don't have a tear in your eye,
I don't know, but you have to feel this.
You have ladies and girls from all
different backgrounds,
from all different places in their
lives,
affiliated, unaffiliated,
it doesn't matter at this moment. There
is a power in this room that everybody
can feel.
Sometimes it might drown our tears take
over. Sometimes we judge when
we don't accept. I know someday, but one
day it's all going to turn around
because all my life I've been waiting
for. I've been praying for the people to
say I'm praying that we don't want to
fight even through dance you can pray
and you could unite everybody say it day
one day
this is a sad song and our life looks
like it's sad right now but let me show
you something powerful
when Mashiach comes it's going to be
like 2s in My tears I drown, but I never
let it get me down. So when negativity
surrounds,
I know someday it'll all turn around.
Because all my life I've been waiting
for, I've been praying for the people to
say that we don't want to fight no more.
There'll be no more war. And our
children,
one day, one day, one day. Yeah. 1 2 3.
One day, one day, one day.
Hey, let's see.
[Music]
Give me a Sometimes in my tears I drown,
but I never let it get me down. So when
negativity surrounds,
I know someday it'll all turn around.
Because all my life I've been waiting
for. I've been praying for the people to
say that we don't want to fight no more.
There'll be no more war and our children
will play. One day, one day. One day.
Yeah. One day. Come on. One day.
Believe. One day. Scream. One day.
One more time.
[Music]
I don't see anybody clapping. Come on.
Hey. Hey. One more time. Sometimes in my
tears I drown, but I never let it get me
down. So when negativity surrounds, I
know someday it'll all turn around.
For the people say that we don't want to
fight. There'll be no more war and our
children will play one day. Louder. One
day. I don't hear you. One day.
The women are going to bring Messiah.
One day. No offense to the men. One day.
One more time. Feel it. One day. Make a
difference.
[Music]
Be the reason somebody smiles. One day,
one day, one day we are going to see a
better tomorrow. I love you.
[Music]
[Applause]
Nice to see you again.
The hardest part about my events is to
get everybody situated after such an
intense moment. So, if you all join me
in getting quiet by one, find your
seats, take a drink. I believe you all
have water.
Try dancing in a tutu.
Ladies and
ladies and young ladies,
as soon as Okay, I'm not guarding
anything yet. All right, here we go.
Here we go.
10.
Nine. Find your seats, ladies and
gentlemen. Uh, women,
my bad. That awkward moment.
Sh.
You with the blonde hair in the back.
That's what I do at my camp. I'm joking.
Six. Anybody from the zone?
Five.
Ladies, if you have somebody on your
right that's talking, please tell them
to be quiet.
The lady on your left, please tell them
to be quiet.
Could you get them quiet, please?
The people in the back, could you please
get them quiet?
Two.
And as you're quiet, make sure that you
hashtag Brooklyn and post all your
pictures and hashtag shimmys.
Come on. Yeah, of course. Connelly, take
it away. Wow.
Testing. Before we get to before we get
to the next part of the program, ladies,
if I can have your attention, please.
in order to arrange an event like this.
As you can imagine,
this was no small feat as you're getting
the picture of. But I want to publicly
first thank Mrs. Khani Mandel.
She's over here at the control room.
Mrs. Khani Mandel has worked many months
together in her partner in crime crime,
Mrs. Weiss.
[Applause]
and all the wonderful ladies of Flatbush
who have made this evening possible.
Additionally, to arrange that this
event, Bez Hashem be a secure event. A
special thanks goes out to the NYPD in
the 72nd precinct,
the director of community affairs, Sean
Spencer and Captain Eric Perez,
as well as Mr. Dean Hannon, who made
this who arranged all the police
presence here, and our community
liaison, Mr. Josh Melman.
It's now my pleasure to hand it over
back to our MC, our host for the
highlight, if you can believe it, of
this evening's program. Back to our
program.
And I will go on my fancy stairs onto
the stage. Very classy.
That's how I roll. I'm classy like that.
Don't be jealous.
That was amazing. Don't cheer.
Just know how amazing you are. There was
a man. There is a man who woke up one
morning and said, "How can we make
Brooklyn the best that it could be? How
can we make Brooklyn better, bigger,
wiser?" We can because we are the best.
But somehow he figured it out and he
came up with an idea. He woke up and he
said, "I got it. A 20 foot kala."
So ladies, this whole
thing right here is thanks to the man
behind it all, Rabbi Yakov Ginear.
[Applause]
So when you wake up one morning, don't
you ever have that? You wake up and
you're like, I want to make a 20,
right? I have that all the time. But I'm
like, it's not going to happen. And
there comes
Ellie Berman and the staff of Strauss
Bakery and they said, "We'll take care
of it for you.
We're not only going to create this
whole
is it called better
dough
and they're also going to braid it. Take
a look, folks. Look at your screens.
This is how it all went down. The staff
of the Strauss Bakery.
Give it up for
the incredible people
who are behind this amazing
event that's about to go down in
history.
Now, after you have a 20 foot kala,
you have one big problem. You wake up
and you're like, "Wait one second. It's
braided.
But how do I bake it?
I mean, I don't have a big oven, but it
definitely can't fit a 20 foot kala. And
then came a very special man. His name
is
Anthony, the master baker, and he is
from the Damascus Bakery. Give it up for
the Damascus Bakery who helped us
achieve the baking
process.
But I want to tell you something. How
did they come to finding the Damascus
crew?
Rabbi Bendelstein from the OU not only
certified this kala, but they helped us
find the biggest oven in town. Thank you
to all these people who helped us
achieve this great moment
[Music]
right now
to tell us that this is truly a 20 foot
kala.
Alex Angret from the Guinness Book of
World Records will do his magic.
Can I lift it?
[Applause]
And here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies,
the measuring tape is unfolding right
before our very eyes. We need some scary
music in the background.
And here goes. He looks.
He pers.
He's hungry and smells this delicious
scent of kala.
Mr. Anthony, you know you want some
kala.
Do you? That's a yes.
All right. So, not not only are we here
tonight for the great big hollow bake,
but we're here for a Guinness World
Records title attempt at the world's
longest grated loaf of bread.
[Applause]
As you all saw, I just made my official
measurement with my official adjudicator
tools. And I'll get to that total in
just a minute.
First, I'd like to confirm that this was
a valid Guinness World Records title
attempt. That the four necessary
ingredients of flour, yeast, eggs, and
salt were used and the minimum of three
strands were accomplished.
And with a final measurement
of exactly
20 ft,
I am thrilled to announce that Project
Inspire has set a brand new Guinness
World Records title.
Now, first off, before I get to present
everyone here with the official Guinness
Record certificate, I'd like to say just
what an honor it is to be here on behalf
of Guinness World Records. This has been
a fantastic event. Uh Guinness World
Records is all about bringing together
communities behind one common goal to be
the best and the greatest in the world.
And that's what I see here tonight. a
community uniting under one cause. So,
this is a fitting record attempt for the
great big holiday.
So, it gives me great pleasure to
welcome
Rabbi Samson and the folks at Project
Inspire into the Guinness World Records
family.
You are all officially
amazing.
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
We would like to thank Ellie Berman from
the Strauss Bakery.
[Music]
[Applause]
and Rabbi Elephant from the OU. Thank
you so much.
Hello. I just like to thank everybody
for coming and uh it's a beautiful thing
a color of unity and it's really this
symbolic of the incredible unity that
comes together because of all of you
ladies. I thank you all for coming
together ladies from all different
backgrounds coming together as Jewish
people as one people. This is what will
bring
greatness to the world. This is what
will bring redemption to the world. I
thank you all very much for coming
tonight.
[Applause]
Are we ready?
Okay, ladies, before we braid our kalas,
I would like you to each take a little
pinch off, which we're going to make for
our one kala of unity.
And runners, could you please take the
pinches of hala and we're going to bring
them all together.
Ladies, even though our kalas didn't
have a long time to rise, it seems that
they look pretty good. And I think we're
going to be ready to work with them.
Runners, please go around and collect
the little pinches of hala.
Okay. If everybody takes their kalas out
of their bags.
We're going to cut them into two even
pieces.
Oh, sure.
Before
we actually braid the kala, I just
wanted to share with you one small uh
uh piece of interest. We break Okay,
please if everybody could please be
quiet, that would be very helpful.
Okay, we're going to be putting our
bowls away and we're going to be using
our our mats to work on. That's going to
be our work surface.
Put the bowls into the bags. You could
take them home and you can reuse them.
We're going to be making two six braided
halas. And the reason why we braided our
into six braided uh loaves is to
commemorate in the temple every Shabbat
they had 12 loaves of bread which were
called Mishna.
And these loaves were and when we braid
our two loaves into six braided kalas,
we're actually having 12 into 12 strands
of dough. And that is to commemorate in
the temple the 12 loaves of bread.
So I'm going to cut out my my piece of
dough into two even pieces.
I'm going to set one aside.
I think if you put your extra piece into
one of your uh kala pans,
you can keep it over there and it won't
stick to the table.
Ladies, if you're quiet, we can all hear
the way we are going to braid the kala.
Okay, I'm going to teach you something
that is a secret of the Kalafairy
and something that when you see how I do
it, you're going to say, "Wow, I can't
believe it. Why didn't I ever think of
this?"
Okay, is everybody ready?
Okay. When we when we cut our kala into
six pieces, we don't actually cut them
through because if you cut them through,
then you have to pinch the tops. I'm
going to actually use my knife that I
brought along so we could see it better.
We're going to first cut our our piece
of dough in half. And when we cut it in
half,
we're going to bring it almost to the
top, but not actually through.
And then we're going to take each piece
and cut it into three.
Does everybody see this? So, here we
have our our our kala here,
our p our piece of dough, and we cut it
in half. And we cut each piece into
three.
Another
reason why we braid our kala the na the
word braid in Hebrew is sama which is
sadic mem and those are the same three
letters of the word matzah. When we
braid our kala
we could think about matzah
which is the first
the first time when the Jewish people
were united as one and they left Egypt
together.
And the numerical value of tama which is
the braid amata is 135 which is the same
numerical value of hashem who elohim.
When we braid our kala and when we make
our kala and we make our dough we are
saying that god hashem is our god. And
this is something that connects us all
as as Jewish people. Okay. Is everybody
ready?
No. Okay, I'll give you another minute.
When you're at home and you're and
you're braiding your kala and you see
that your kala is sticky, which it is
not right now, don't ever use flour to
to make it smooth. Take a little bit oil
in your hand and go like this and then
put it on your on your dough. It'll make
it smooth and it won't make it lumpy
when you work with it.
Okay, ladies, I think we're ready.
Okay, we're going to make this very,
very easy. We're going to be starting on
the right side and we're going to be
starting with with strand number two.
So, it's a it's a very simple process.
Strand number two goes over all. Strand
number one.
Strand number two goes over all. Strand
number one goes over two. And then we
switch sides. So watch me here. Strand
number two goes over all. Strand number
one goes over two. When you do this,
please make sure that it's very tight so
that there are no pockets. Then we
switch sides.
Strand number two goes over all. Strand
number one goes over two.
Please make sure that all the all the
runners, please make sure that you come
to the stage and take the box so you the
boxes that are here from the Strauss
bakery boxes so you can put all the
unity pieces in them. Okay, we're ready
to go to the next side.
Strand number two goes over all. Strand
number one goes over two. And then we
switch sides.
Strand number two goes over all. And
strand number one goes over two.
Strand number two goes over all. Strand
number one goes over two.
While your mill are working, you can
always straighten out your pieces of
dough so that when you're done, your
hollow looks presentable and pretty.
Strand number two goes over all. Strand
number one goes over two. Switch sides.
Strand number two goes over all.
Strand number one goes over two.
And we're
always starting from one side and then
we're switching over to the other.
Strand number two goes over all. Strand
number one goes over two. It's always
strand number two goes over all and then
strand number one goes over two. Switch
sides.
Everybody who has not gathered all the
unity pieces, please do so. Now,
all the runners, all the runners, please
come and get your boxes. I know it's a
little bit difficult to navigate the
room. Please, please pick up the boxes.
Strand number two. What What am I up to
here?
Okay. Okay. I'm going to take a new
piece. Let me just finish this and I'll
start over.
Once again, ladies, if you take a look,
I'm going to show you. I'm going to show
you how we do it from scratch.
Conveniently. Conveniently, I brought a
beautiful piece of dough here with me
from uh my cafe in Rockland County.
We're going to take the kala and we're
going to cut it in half, but not all the
way not all the way till the top, just
almost to the top so that it's just
sticking together at the at the tippiest
top. Each side is going to be cut into
three pieces.
I said it about three, four times. Okay.
Oh, there's a guy here from Strauss
who's coming to pick up all the little
pieces. Please, please bring them.
Please, please bring them to the front.
You don't want to be the one who misses
out on being part of the unity kala.
Ladies, if you look at my beautiful
piece of dough here, okay, as it sits
here, we have three beautiful strands.
And if you follow the instructions and
you make it very tight, your colors are
going to come out beautiful. I see a few
people doing something completely
different, that's totally fine. We're
always going strand number two goes over
all, strand number one goes over two,
and we switch sides. Okay, strand number
two goes over all. Strand number one
goes over two. And we switch sides.
Once you remember how to do it and you
memorize the lines, it should go very,
very easily. Strand, we switch sides
now. So, we're on the left side.
Strand number two goes over all.
Strand number one goes over two. And we
switch sides.
Strand number two goes over all. Strand
number one goes over two. And we switch
sides.
Strand number two goes over all. Strand
number one goes over two. And we switch
sides.
Strand number one goes Strand number two
goes over all. See, I also sometimes get
confused.
Strand number one goes over two. And we
switch sides.
Now, the reason why this is such a
beautiful kala to make is because once
it's done, your kala has a lot of height
and when it rises and you put it into
the pan, it rises beautifully and and
really makes your kala look very festive
and very ready for shabas. This one
doesn't really belong in this size pan,
but look how beautiful it is.
When you're making when you're braiding
your kala at home and you see that maybe
you decided when you braided your kala
that you wanted it to be a longer kala
than fits in your pan,
I'm going to show you what to do.
Ladies, when you break when you braid
your kala and you see that it came out
like way too long to fit into the pan,
instead of instead of squishing it and
putting and putting the edges into the
pan like this, which will make it messy
looking. You take the ends and you tuck
them just like this and you put them
into the pan like that. And then when it
rises, you'll see that it rises much
much nicer and it won't be messy inside
your pan.
As soon as as soon as they're done with
their feet with
You mean you don't have all of them yet?
None of them are here. I need all the I
need all the runners to come right now
with the boxes. Please, please. I don't
see any boxes up front here.
Please, as soon as you get finished
gathering your pieces, please place them
up front here. Please, girls.
Ladies, as soon as I can get quiet, I
can tell you what to do when you come
home and how to bake your kala.
Can we get quiet so I could tell you how
to bake your kala when you come home? I
know a lot of a lot of you have baked
before and are uh seasoned bakers, but
for the people who haven't baked before,
this is very important.
Everyone, please be quiet. I'm I won't
take up too much more of your time.
I need to wait for quiet, please.
Please,
please. Hello.
If you decide when you come home tonight
that you want to bake your kala, take it
out of these beautiful bags.
I can't believe that they went through
the effort to actually make baked bags,
which is actually quite amazing. I don't
even want to use mine. So cool.
But you're going to put these your kalas
into these bags and you're going to take
them home as soon as you get home. The
probably the best way to put them into
the bag
is to put them in like this so that when
you carry it with your kalus already
rising, it's not going to touch the
sides of the bag.
When you bring it home, if you want to
bake it tonight, which I maybe some of
you would like to, leave it on the
counter in a warm place, but not on top
of a preheated oven. Don't leave it on
the stove top. If you do, then the
bottom of the kala will start baking and
your kala won't rise properly. When you
come home, take a little take open up an
egg, whisk it up a little bit. You could
put a little water with it, a little
sugar, depending how you like your kala,
and brush it with a little egg wash.
Runners, look for the green flags,
please.
Take a little egg wash and put it on top
of your kala. If you don't have a brush
and you want to brush it, just take a
paper towel, dip it in the egg, and just
brush it on top of your kala. Inside
your bags, there are little packets of
uh sesame seeds and poppy seeds, which
someone went to a lot of hard work to
put them into those little bags. I'm
sure it was a major major job. So,
please, after you put your egg wash on,
you could put on sesame seeds, you could
put on poppy, you could put on both, you
could sprinkle a little bit of salt on
it. You could have a little everything
kala. If you like to, you can make
yourself little uh vanilla crumbs. Mix
equal amounts of flour, sugar, and a
little oil and mix it together and uh
sprinkle that on top. You could put
chocolate chips on top. You could put
cinnamon crumbs on top. Anything
actually goes. You could have a really
really fun kalas.
I I did. Don't forget about the poppy
and sesame. Somebody worked very hard to
do that. If you decide you do not want
to bake your kala tonight, this is very,
very important.
Do not put it if you want to bake it
tomorrow when you get home from work if
you work or tomorrow tomorrow morning.
Put it into the refrigerator overnight.
Take it out tomorrow. Put it into a warm
place for an hour or two. You'll notice
you'll know when it's doubled in in
volume. And then bake it at 350 for
between 325 and 350 depending what kind
of an oven you have. If you have a
convection oven, bake it at 325. A
regular oven, bake it at 350. And it
needs anywhere from 25 to 35 minutes
because these are small collars. If you
decide you want to bake it on Friday
before Shabbat, do not put it in the
refrigerator for two days. The yeast
will die and the kalows will not rise.
Put them in the freezer. You can put
them straight in this bag in the
freezer. Just tie it up properly.
Take it out Friday morning before you go
to work. Leave it on your counter. Don't
leave it in too warm a place because
otherwise it's going to rise too much.
It needs out of the freezer. It needs at
least three or four hours for it to
defrost and to rise and then bake it as
you would any kala at 350 for 25 to 35
minutes. Shimmyar. Shimmyadar.
I want to thank everybody for having me
here. This has been an incredible,
incredible privilege.
Khani is actually a classmate of mine
from high school
and we've remained friends through all
these years and I have a little Hakara
Satov to thank her for right now. I
think now is like the right time. About
10 years ago, I came to her house during
the summer when we had our our class
reunion, which we tried to have every
summer. It doesn't always work out.
Akani had these most amazing whole wheat
kala sitting on her counter. And I said,
"Knie, these are just amazing." She
said, "Here, let me give you the
recipe." Anyway, I took her whole wheat
kala recipe and I tweaked it up a little
bit. And it's the whole kala recipe that
I use in my bakery every single day. And
I sell it to all the different
supermarkets that carry my kala. And I
have a huge satau because it's a no fail
recipe and it comes out amazing every
single time. And it's 100% whole wheat.
And I want to thank for that. But your
recipe is actually on the cards in their
bag.
It's not the the recipe for the kalas
that you made over here tonight is in
the bag. It's an extremely extremely
simple recipe to follow. It's a lot of
fun to make kala. And because this
recipe calls for a dry yeast, these are
ingredients that you can have in your
house all the time. If your children
have a snow day, if there's a special
situation and you suddenly decide that
you want to bake hala, these recipes are
all available at your fingertips.
Oh, and the whole kala recipe is in the
bag as well. That is just fantastic. It
happens to be it's an amazing recipe. It
doesn't you it's an amazing recipe
and we have to thank Jerel. Connie Jelle
spoke so beautifully and from the heart
tonight. I cannot thank her enough. She
really made this event
an incredible, incredible event and we
really thank her.
Thank you also. Are we ready to go home?
Okay, fantastic.
Okay ladies, I wish you a lot of
Oh my gosh, that's amazing. There are
women who have volunteered to help you
make kala in your house.
In your house anytime. And if you ever
have any questions that are special for
the kalafairy, I am available anytime.
You can call my place in Rockland County
and if as if it if it rings four or five
times, it comes straight to my cell
phone. I am here to answer any questions
and this is really really true.
Thank you, Connelly. Okay, we're going
to reintroduce Shimmy. Shimmy, you made
this party incredible. You are I did
not. The women did. Thank you to Mr.
Isaac and Mrs. Edy Gross from GFI. They
sponsored this whole event. Everybody
give a round of applause to these
incredible human beings. I also want to
thank a very special
individual who made this night happened.
He actually brought in this kala. He
coordinated. He ran. He did. Thank you
to Mr. Suki Silver.
Now ladies, you could take home your
kala. You could take home your knives,
your bowls, the Pam, the candy, the
water bottles. You can take home
whatever you want except the napkins.
You could take home the tables and
chairs, but I will catch you. Ladies and
ladies, your attention to Shimmy Adar,
please, as important announcements
coming up as well as safety
announcements.
Please do not exit as we will exit
accordingly.
The sign up for the Shabbat project is
going to be in your bags as you go out.
If you want to sign up for this
incredible Shabbat project, look in your
bags. If you cannot make it, you have a
Shabbox. That is a Shabbat in a box. You
have a kushka, candles, rolls, whatever
it is that you need to make Shabbat
happen, it is in there. Make sure not to
take the napkins.
If you lost the camera,
come to me and describe
your camera to me.
All the runners, if you did not bring up
your
pinches of kala, please bring it up to
the table. Thank you, Mr. Adar, for my
music.
This has been an unbelievable
experience. The great big Kalabake.
Thank you to all who are involved. I
love you all and may you be the reason
somebody smiles today every single day.
It's a wrap. Okay. Thank you very much,
Shiadar. An important safety
announcement. Ladies, your attention,
please. We are going to exit the
building in an orderly fashion so that
everyone can exit safely. And I ask that
people that are on the second floor and
in the balcony please make their way
downstairs and exit. There are staff on
the on the steps to guide you and help
you. I ask everyone in the main ballroom
to please wait a moment for people on
the balcony and in the rainbow room on
the second floor to exit first. Thank
you for your cooperation.
Anyone
who parked on the street on an angle
should please be careful in pulling out.
We want everyone to get home safely.
There are garbage bags under your tables
for any trash. Please utilize the
garbage bags under your tables. Once
again, balcony and rainbow room. If you
could please exit the building quickly
so that we can exit from the main
ballroom.
safely. Ladies, ladies, please from the
balcony and the rainbow room, please
exit the staircase
quickly
and carefully. Ladies in the side rooms,
please be ready to exit as well. From
the skylight and atrium rooms, please
exit the building.
[Music]
All coaches and runners, thank you so
much for being so amazing tonight.
Please collect all remaining items so
that they could be collected after the
event. Once again, balcony and rainbow
room as well as the skylight room and
atrium, if you could please exit the
building.
[Music]
I want to thank Yehuda Rdman and his
brother Doug David Rdman from Realtore
Audio Visual who were absolutely
outstanding tonight. What a show. Thank
you to Mali Gineer and Choir for their
amazing job.
And do not throw out the charity boxes
from the tables. Do not, I repeat, do
not throw out the charity boxes in front
of the table. Ladies that are still
here, let's hear a round of applause for
Shimmy Yadar
Connie Jerlli
Leman.
Connelly the fairy, the kala fairy, the
schlissle whistle.
Kali Schlisser, thank you so much for
doing such an amazing demonstration
today.
[Music]
Once again, ladies, from the rainbow
room and the side rooms, please exit the
building as well as from the balcony. We
are going to be opening up the main
ballroom exit
ASAP.
[Music]
I also want to thank ladies, please give
it up for the Grand Prospect Hall,
William Gallagher and staff who were
absolutely amazing in organiz Mr. and
Mrs. H from the Grand Prospect Hall who
were absolutely incredible. All the guys
on the sound, all the guys on the AV who
made it happen tonight.
Thomas who made it happen. Ladies, you
can begin exiting the main ballroom. You
can begin exiting the main ballroom.
Want to thank Kobe on the sound tonight.
Who is the general?
Ladies, you can begin exiting. Thank you
so so much for coming. This was truly an
incredible
event.
[Applause]
Hallelujah.
[Music]
Once again ladies, please exit carefully
and slowly. Y there are a lot of people
exiting the building at the same time,
but please quickly exit the building so
as not to congest the stairwell. Thank
you so much again for coming.
[Music]