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of this happens all the times guys go
there to stroll and come back and girls
go to straw and come back and they're a
new person and they don't want to and
the first person to take them down
is their friends
other people are like wow
he really grew you know I mean oh the
friends are like come on man that was
Israel you're back man come on one movie
women do this a lot I don't talk bad
about women but it's a boy shirt I could
because they're not listening
um
so women are very big into dieting guys
most of the time we don't diet
Sunday every Sunday we start dieting and
Sunday night we stop at least in my case
so so so
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you have a group of not so skinny women
will say that not so skinny women
and um one of them
mama she went to nutritionist
it's amazing she's like a cow
all she eats all day is grass lettuce
tomatoes asparagus greens not not even
tomatoes because they're red only Greens
Greens Greens Greens with cabbage she
drinks 25 gallons of water a day she's
doing amazing in four weeks or six weeks
she lost 40 pounds
she looks amazing she feels amazing life
is amazing her not so skinny friends
we're having a very hard time with this
not that they don't want her to be
skinny no
we want you to be skinny but if you're
able to do it and not eat all the
fattening things then how come I can't
so
they go out to eat
it's what's her name's birthday
and of course they're all friends and
they're sitting in this restaurant
this girl is ordering tofu and miso soup
and vegetables and the other camera
they're eating entrees appetizers
chicken nuggets poppers Hoppers onion
rings dripping with oil everything and
their mom is gaining a lot of weight and
this girl is she's amazing she's strong
enough to say no to everything
at the end of the meal
right
it comes the birthday cake
of course they know that the one who
lost the 40 pounds her weakness is
chocolate cake
that's a big fat chocolate cake
now
they say listen
um we know you're on a diet but
submits it from the Torah
she can't insult someone on their
birthday
so you gotta have a piece of cake I'll
do I'll do I'll act it out for you okay
I'll act it out for you and and I've
seen this not that I hang around with
women but what I've seen this happen
with guys it's women I've seen it many
times okay okay I know you're on a diet
we know we respect you during that it's
your birthday come on Miriam
one piece
it's a stupid little piece of cake it
looks 40 pounds what's going to happen
you're going to gain an ounce
what are you worried about she's like
I've been so good
I haven't tasted or put into my mouth of
carbohydrate or any sugar I've really
been good I really don't want a piece of
cake
come on it's a birthday here comes the
big word
a sliver
not a piece just a sliver
hello you're her friends because why'd
you even bring out the cake
you know she's struggling you know that
she loves chocolate okay what are you
doing what are you doing
go home right go home the four of you
whatever it is and after she leaves go
when she leaves or when or when she she
gets into her car and leaves go get
yourself a piece of cake but what are
you doing in front of this girl she did
so well why are you pushing a sliver of
chocolate cake on her why are you doing
this and of course she has to give in
because
it's true it's a birthday it's a sliver
what's gonna happen so she takes the
sliver of troll okay
and it's chocolate fudge and it's the
schmuck amazing hey she's like you know
what you go to the right I lost 40
pounds so tomorrow I'll go on the
treadmill a little extra give me another
piece
I'll go a little extra
until she gets another piece
now she goes home anyone knows anything
about diets or like we call it streaks
you know you have that with minion also
guys are chilling you know I did six
months with a minion I never missed a
million Watson I'm so perfect then you
missed one minute off and all of a
sudden the guy doesn't go to Minion
anymore I'm like you missed one minute
call okay
so come to my room no I broke my streak
the openings down the street living life
is not a street things break up in the
middle we fall we'll learn about tonight
about the latter you don't continuously
go up a ladder everybody falls if you
got into your head that's a streak right
okay there are guys that are not here
tonight they came to my share for three
years I never missed a share I never
missed a share another Mr they missed
one share another song again
what do you mean so you missed one ship
they do it go to tour anytime or go to
Carlos what's the big deal no we're
streaky
so we are we're streaky we're in this
box and we get up so so this girl never
I'm not telling you I'm telling you a
True Story by the way
to this girl she broke her streak she
had chocolate cake now she's had any
brains in her head she'd go on the
treadmill and the what did she gain
already what did you gain from a piece
of cake a pound not even so you know the
treadmill for another 10-15 minutes
right but you broke a streak so the next
morning okay I'll just have some cereal
what's the big deal she looks at the box
it has 100 calories it's Cheerios it has
no sugar and then of course the body
changing that and before you know it
this girl lost 40 pounds gains back 60.
and who did that to her her best friends
why
why are you doing that and the answer is
because if you lost 40 pounds and I
didn't
so it makes me look bad to myself how
come she could do this and I'm eating
everything that has oil and she she
doesn't I'm just giving you a girls
example but a boy's example it's even
it's much more strong because it's
filling and stabbing and it's not
talking to girls it's not chilling it's
not hanging out and there are so many
people who have taken a step up and only
been pulled down by their friends
