Best fundraiser rant ever?

all right I'm not gonna hold my tongue any longer okay I'm not gonna lie I'm really not gonna lie it's really getting on my nerves it's getting on my nerves let me tell you something let me tell you something don't ask me about how much it costs to run the calibers do I ask how much you're close to running Yeshiva these receivers okay they get tuition paid okay they get government funding they get lunch boxes they get this they get camps renting out their buildings they're selling costumes every night and they're still fundraising with every parent that has to pull in money from every uncle they ever had we have a kylo a ball about them now don't tell me all your Valentine for your own kind of oh you bunch of balabans are trying to freeload off us carrying your life let me tell you something clearly a light okay if we were really rich by our bathroom okay we would have our own private cabrusso with our own private driver bringing us to Manhattan on our helicopter and we wouldn't need a bus the people who run on our bus are the regular people like me and you who are already paying the commuter cost or only asking talking for the little difference that it costs more between the regular commuter costs and the cost of running a basement it's literally the only place in the world you can support Tyra on the road you got every clown okay taking the glacier Boston that's in there watching their movies and reading their paper let me tell you something reading the news reading the news is not called productive time let me say that again when you look at colors you feel so good like oh you're accomplishing things you're seeing what's going on in the world turkey turkey now now you're not accomplishing Jack my friend you're not accomplishing anything you know when you're accomplishing when you're learning thing there every single person on the bus pays the commuter fees more than communities okay more New Jersey Transit charges maybe 15 a ride okay to Kyle bus Seventeen dollars a ride and that's only if you pay monthly my friend if not it's twenty one dollars so we're paying not only we're paying we're paying way more way to learn my friend we're paying how much you've been alerting your nightstander kylo not only that the fifteen dollars that Jersey Transit charges okay and we charge 21. the 15 000 they charge it doesn't cover anything it's being covered by the tax money my friend okay they haven't raised the price since 16 years ago because they keep subsidizing it because they're losing tons of money anyways all right someone has to pay to learn things and my friend otherwise there will be no tires to say oh no so shut it down okay let's shut down all these achievers when you say that you sound like a strike to my friend you sound like a straight to shut it down we don't shut down Tyra we don't shut down Tire up my friend we don't shut down we belt Tyra we break there more okay what are you crazy if anything we should raise more money this should be free so we should bring all the hundreds of people who don't come on the title bus and they'll learn we should bring them on we should tell them now the clown has paid for you to come for free singular China you know how I know the trailer bus is most worthy cause in the entire world I went around to my friends and I said you know the Kyla bus is raising money till now there was one individual who was footing the bill for the whole Kyla bus and it became too much became too much over the past three years it's over 250 000 it's a quarter of a million dollars and they all said what do you need for that's the one oh I know it's a worthy cause because the itsahara Heats us all these random cockamamie organizations okay that we don't know they bring they don't bring to they are good they're not good we don't know when you actually need something they could call them all of a sudden they're not available but what I am saying is that this organization is only to be my average tutorial not one dollar is going to go to association fees now one dollar is gonna go to anything but making sure that people wouldn't learn otherwise are now learning Tyra every day not just learning to her every day a regular first seder and a regular Yeshiva Dominic Yeshiva to ask the guys why they don't take the coil bus the few guys who don't take it like oh I can't talk about that I need to be able to leave you know right away I can't be on time to dominate I gotta leave right away I can't wait for the whole landing laning on a weekday I'm a commuter you're a commuter you're a commuter let me cry for you I don't care that you're a commuter Davidson doesn't care that your commuter has a commuter and you still haven't ashamed Dude Where's the sermon your life I have a relative he's a Commuter for many years the guy when he was when he was a chief he didn't know how to Diamond anymore because he hadn't died in so many years he couldn't even say the words my friend he couldn't even say the words so comma if you want to be coming and you want to Source in Taylor on the road okay you have all this custom entire out from all the Achievers who are fundraising for the toilet paper now one dollar is going to go to toilet paper every single dollar is going to go to make sure that you do not learning tire that otherwise wouldn't be learning possibly hit the link even for one dollar you can get this even for one dollar my friend I took out of my personal money and I already donated us to the Kayla bus because I want this house so when I first joined the kettle bus about three months later they made a cm on condition I was so blown away by the CM I literally began to cry wow this is unbelievable I was so jealous of the rice kale that he made the same he paid for it I walked over to him you can ask him I offered to pay you told me smelly I love you you're the first person ever to offer to pay for something for the Cleveland bus you're the first person to appreciate how important this tire is but it's my stress you can't pay a dollar that was four years ago now you have the opportunity to pay in to this massive and you sit there on your couch and you scroll through the statuses like you're doing something you're doing nothing turkey doesn't need you the Kyle bus does gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble turkey earthquakes I know that we're getting involved I know I know it's very important it's mostly and there was a guy and it came the footage you can see underneath it's massive and Israelis descent it's very important it's very important but the most important thing in the whole world you should do that instead of going to learn you should watch the news when you're about to go Diamond instead of diamond with the minions you're watching those very important extremely important I'm just saying so so on top of the thousands of dollars that I gave to the Kyle bus and the commuter fees that I pay every single day and the people that I bring onto the Kyla boss every single day I am going to give another thousand dollars to the Crayola bus for every person who gives a hundred dollars or more I'm putting you into a raffle to win one thousand dollars in jewelry as a credit or as an item whatever you want thousand dollars