Bardak - The Shidduch (בשיתוף קרן עם ישראל חי) — ברדק - השידוך

Nu Nu I hope you understand that I deserve the best son-in-law You know that I will provide an apartment in Yerushalayim Worth a million dollars For sure, for sure If you wouldn't have provided an apartment in Yerushalayim They wouldn't have even let you enter this yeshiva ... Believe me I've been a shadchan for twenty years Here at "Chezkas" you get the best merchandise around Just choose What's with this? Kaplan Do they have yichus? Yes, for sure They are einiklach of Rav Yehoshua Kobin It's not as good as a "son after a son" from Rashi So don't even talk to me about it! But Rashi only had daughters OK, so Tosfos... Tosfos?? You get the idea I'm giving a million dollar apartment in Yerushalayim I expect to get something good in return Yes, yes Tell me, what's that there on the left You see three rows from the expanded section I see that you have a good eye He's really something Still young, but already set up with Kahana from Har Nof Kahan… His daughter is not even bas mitvah yet That's nothing Today, for a good shidduch, you need to ask the babysitter But I'm giving an apartment... If you wouldn't give an apartment Even the babysitter wouldn't answer you Tell me please, why are you specifically befitting to get an million dollar apartment in Yerushalayim Ah… to marry my daughter of course Because I learn well What are you accomplishments? How many siyumim have you made? Nine You finished Shas nine times? No I made 9 siyums on Masechtas Ah Good Ok, fine They'll let you know Thanks Write him down as a backup Which place? 7, 8, like this Next Who's next? Farber Mazel Tov Boruch Hashem, we were zoiche to build a Bayis Ne'eman b'Yisroel Boruch Hashem So now that you committed to all the wedding expenses Already now, I want to give you the apartment! What, the key? Much more This is a ticket to "The Dream Raffle"!! They will soon raffle off a million dollar apartment in Yerushalayim It's yours But you Won't win the apartment Because I will win Ah, I'll be the winner... No, no, no... I will win!! Mazel Tov, it's a done deal Mazel Tov, Siman Tov, Siman Tov, Mazel Tov Mazel Tov, Siman Tov Siman Tov, Mazel Tov – yehei lanu Ah, I don't mean to impose But, ah I will win the apartment! Whoever buys a ticket for sure wins Right The money will be used to build kollels To establish emergency centers To help those living in the North Do you realize how much you are winning? Tell me If I win the apartment... I still get the $2000, right? Not only won't you get it But you'll also pay for the plate that you broke