Bardak - The Farher — ברדק - מבחן לישיבה

Yes Hello, I’m here for the farher When is your appointment? 9:00 What time is it now? 11:00 Sure, sure, come in We will give you rows of seats, bleachers, we’ll clear the calendar Really? No The rov, I, I I left the house early But I got stuck in the luggage compartment of a bus Nobody is here anyway anymore The Rosh Yeshiva, the Mashgiach, they are already on their way home There’s nothing else to do? I… Look, what’s your name? Yaakov Taporovitz Yaakov, look, they set you up... Wait, what’s your last name? Taporovitz Taporovitz? Taporovitz? Yes Taporovitz, your father is in the municipality? Yes What are you saying? This is great Wait, you said your appointment is at 9:00 ? So why did you come so early? That’s great Come in, come in What did you say? You got stuck in the luggage compartment? It happens to everyone Just yesterday I myself got stuck in a luggage compartment Together with my wife and children And her parents! It doesn’t happen? It happens. It just happened to me. It happens That’s great Sit down, come in Sure, sure, sit. That’s great That’s great. I am just about, I am just about So what if you are already on Route 6? You know who is Taporovitz? You want building permits for the next few years? Tell the Rosh Yeshiva that he needs to get here ASAP Also call the Mashgiach! Bye Put your feet down. Feel comfortable Oh, put Great Are you hot? Are you cold? Fine. Take it. Fix it yourself Pamper yourself We are very glad that your father chose us to educate his son Yes, my father really holds of the Yeshiva He was here 20 years ago during the groundbreaking He was still young here, at the beginning of his career That’s not my father What? What? That’s not my father What’s pshat? You said your father was Pinchos Taporovitz A municipal council member No, my father is Dovid Taporovitz He’s a maintenance worker in the municipality A maintenance man … So your father will fix the chair? That you’re putting your feet on like this? Such chutzpah! Not only are you late, but also you put your feet? Such chutzpah! Also the luggage compartment Such chutzpah! What a chutzpah to use someone else’s name! What do you think? Since you have the same last name, you deserve more? Such chutzpah! But we have the same last name, since that’s my uncle Tell me… The Rosh Yeshiva is almost here, you know