Bardak - Midnight Emergency — ברדק - מוקד לילה (בשיתוף מנדי גפנר סוכנות לביטוח)

I'm a genius La la la la la la la Modeh ani, Modeh ani, Modeh ani Mo Mo Mo Mo Modeh ani What an amazing melody I must let someone hear this Hello? Bentzi listen, I have an amazing melody What? Listen, listen to it Modeh ani, Modeh ani, Modeh ani Mo Mo Mo Mo Modeh ani Are you crazy? It's 4:00 AM Hello He hung up I have to … Someone has to listen to this Emergency Center, 24/6 Hello, how may I help you? Yes okay Let's say there was an accident Okay Okay, we'll send you everything right away We'll take care of everything But first thing. Are you okay? No no no yes yes, everything is fine, Boruch Hashem Let's say there was an accident And at the same time, the following melody is playing in the car Modeh ani Modeh ani Modeh ani Mo mo mo Modeh ani What do you say? Okay, nice, but how is this related to the accident? Nice? That's it? This is going to be a huge hit This will be at Binyanei HaUma, it's a hysteric hit This is od yoter tov (even better) than Od Yoter Tov Okay sir, I'll be happy to help you But this isn't an emergency And I have other calls on the line Good evening, and good luck Geffner Insurance. How may I help you? Hello, if there was a rear-end collision There was an accident? What's the policy number? No no listen, I have a question The question is as follows Do you think the damage in the accident Is mishum chitzav Or mishum mamono? Because if you tell me the damage is mishum chitzav You have set up my entire shiur for tomorrow morning I'm going to sleep The thing is, you're the only one awake right now You are also knowledgeable about accidents Mishum chitzav or mishum mamono? Sorry sir, this This isn't an emergency but Someone will get back to you tomorrow Hello Hello. I got into an accident What do we do now? First of all, how are you, is everything okay? Fine But what do we do? Tell me please the location of the accident 20 Tamar Street 20 HaTamar I'm taking care of everything. Sending you now Thank you Are you still there? You left us on the line Did you feel it was mishum chitzav or mishum mamono Listen to this Modeh ani Modeh ani Modeh ani Modeh ani Okay wait Modeh Ani... wait okay... The question is if it was mishum chitzav or mishum mamono Did you like it? I have a shiur tomorrow morning, answer me please...