Bardak - Hanukkah party (במימון תנובה) — ברדק - במסיבת חנוכה

Of course latkes They even call it "Latkes party" Sufganiyah Of course latkes Sufganiyah taste a lot better By us at home, only latkes Two weeks prior Hi, Yishai, how are you? Boruch Hashem Nu, we'll see you at the party next week? The party ... The truth is, I wanted to ditch it But Bubby asked that it'll be by us at home You're telling me ... They assigned me to coordinate a day You know what a project this is?! Walles can't on Monday Henig can on Tuesday Weinberg on Tuesday and … Yisroel Weinberg can't on Monday So what should we do? Honestly, who has the energy for all these parties? and for Uncle Bentzy's weird activities Sufganiyah – Latkes And Uncle Chaim With the same vort on the well-known question I'll read off just a few short answers The Vilna Gaon answers this explicitly Why eight days? And why do we eat milchigs, you know? And Tzviki, who always has to find some weird niggun for Maoz Tzur that only he knows Everybody together, "Maoz Tzur yeshuassi" And the kids who squeeze me for Chanukkah gelt Hi Uncle Yishai, a freilichen Chanukkah What's with Chanukkah gelt? You didn't give me yet this year Sorry, I don't have any cash on me How many payments? And Uncle Chaim, that always takes the games too seriously Mamash not. You're just being a cheater. It's mine You always do this to me … It's ours Mamash not He did it so gently that that's why it fell like that But it didn't fall on the (letter) פ It's not fun playing with you. You're not fair Nu, and Shimshon that always brings these expensive Sufganiyahs And walks around like he's Baron Rothschild Who hasn't gotten of my premium Sufganiyahs yet? And Bentzy with his joke How much did you pay for this? What, you sold a kidney? For this price you could have bought an entire latkes factory Uncle Bentzy's jokes Just don't buy "caps" with it, ok? And every year, the same old debate What's better? Sufganiyah or latkes Latkes or Sufganiyah Of course Sufganiyah Of course latkes Sufganiyah They even call it "Latkes Party" You're the only one who calls it that What's better than Sufganiyah? Latkes are the best Sufganiyah is much more prestigious I love latkes You know what's the best? Hamantaschen I have at least 100 answers why we eat Sufganiyah Latkes taste the best Friends Why are we really arguing? all the family together With all the flavors of home Who needs more than this? Where are the jelly Sufganiyah? Yishai? Latkes, ah ... I don't like it … a little variety Is the 10th okay?