Ari Lesser - Live in Boca - 2019

yo my name is Ari you know I'm a party to Ashkenazi but I still love this party to a fast rapping - that's all the tapping shoes imma get the whole process start clapping you a free thing is you let's hire chicken soup with a beer to have my Abe Lincoln - we're gonna suit to keep in touch with Jim I send the only one I salute you gotta sing it you'll see Riesling into one of the last you had the for bringing you an extra by today loving God - some people might say oh my god - it's been a dreidel to a prenatal - of my team I never worn out Shea don't you I'm a somatic - purebred genetic Judith are wrong you I'm an apologetic Jew ball to the tune they kind of knew it you still trying to learn just how to do a Jew and also do with self control Jew on Shabbos you know I don't rolled you never told you how to do a Jew I'm never gonna get a tattoo Jew a verified what you remember on the trommel Jew I don't read part to where the Bible Judas down to a Korra - we must soul shining light bright as the menorah juice a Maccabees you've totally freed you dancing like Miriam at the red seat taken two minutes for bacon June three times a day every day brilliant you are gonna keep a Jew I think indeed would you change somehow when I wake and go to sleep with you handsome that wise - they're circumcised you have to lean on my harmony between my eyes - I'm Natali Zhu Pets eating soup on Yom Kippur I never eat Jew one s2o too shallow to all a Passover only my soul - I'm Nessa by Jillian it's fine - holy Manju with clean hands you always try to do Russians commands Juna I will use humor to overachieve with you a speck of know that I'll make you a believer Jill and Orthodox June outside the box you take a bagel but no cream cheese and lox - because I'm a vegan shoe not a meat-eating you trying to get back to the garden and eatin Jew that long-haired you I'm an Aussie Jew with the ball here when I look in the mirror you know drinking wine you kind you the only you know will let go to his mind to to the Grizzlies you want a gypsy Jew 10 of its Porou I'm a pretty tipsy to under mystic judicata list did you that strictly monotheistic June were right right and Juke one minute like and you sick of what a hatred if I enjoy a loving piece do in the middle easy to just pray it what about is to see jus this on my conscience is a no mind you don't want no stump on your block to go to blind you I'm gonna give it you I still loving you every day celebrate and Thanksgiving June yeah [Applause] we celebrate Thanksgiving every day that's that's our job as Jews that's her job the rest of the country can celebrate Thanksgiving once a year is juice because we got to give things every day because being Jewish that's what it means if you look Jewish comes from your hood up your hoody wear your hoody will come from your Buddha Yehuda comes from lay our mother Leia and later in percent you would her because she was giving thanks to our chef so we have to give thanks men to be grateful as Jews it's a number one thing we got to do we got to give thanks that Shama constantly for all the breakfast that Gibson so if you're gonna help me you can all give thanks we say you guys say give thanks give hang so I'm going to tell you a beginning of each line of the persons you're gonna say you thanks and I'll see what we're giving thanks for something there's so much hungry food for today I cannot ask for more I have my heart my soul my strength is life is blessed so I give thanks give thanks to the universal one or the morning stars and Sun for the earth on which we live for the bounty she can give for the tree in the food it grows for the cup it overflows for the food drinking and there's more than enough to share for the extra we can spare for the clothes we have to wear for the comfort of our beds for the roof above our head there's so much I'm grateful for today I cannot ask for more I have my heart my soul my strangest life is meso wagon and it plants to the only source of all for the bringing forth smart from the lows to the highest Heights head back for the dark and for the night back for the times of joy and song for the pain that keeps us strong because we're still the line back this moment has arrived that our path has brought us here we lived another heat for the past we left behind for the future we will find there's so much I'm beautiful boy today I cannot ask for more I have my my soul my strength is life is blessed so why did that give thanks to the infant if most happy no matter how or why in every time and place that we're part of the human race for the people that we meet for the neighbors on our street for the teachers that we had for every mom and dad for the family that we got for the friends we like a lot for the ones we almost feel that those we love are here there's so much I'm grateful for today I cannot ask for more I had my heart my soul my strength this life is blessed so why [Applause] you know it's funny we really didn't listen that song you see we owe so much to be grateful for constantly night REM is showering brushes on us all the time and I can't speak for you but I know for myself I spend like 50% of my time complaining and whining and being grumpy it's really it's crazy right why is it that we spend so much time being depressed and being sad and grumpy when if you really if we really look deeply and took in accounting we would see that the vast vast majority of our lives is just is just brushes that showing bestowing on us and even the things that don't don't look like pumpkins are just they're just blessings in disguise so what is it but why why can't we be grateful why do we have to spend so much time whining and complaining and I think the truth is that the problem is a week we aren't we aren't being presently we aren't living in the moment maybe there was one moment in our past that was very painful and so we relive it constantly relive that trauma and it's with us always and instead of being grateful for the breakfast we have when she's born we're just reliving this past trauma or on the flip side maybe we're getting xiety with we have worried about some future as madmen it may not even ever and and because we're we're living in the past and worried teacher we can't appreciate the blessing session is giving to us all the time so I wanna I want to try to bring us here to the moment president get as president so that we can we can be truly grateful so this song's called beat here now you guys all have to say is beat in half except beep and you can say it too I just be here now truly the best thing to do is just be here not just be here there's no other place to go or soul just be here now completely worryfree let's be and there's no better place to be so let's be here now there's no time to delay let's enjoy our existence in the place we are today let's just enjoy our existence in a place we are today I don't need a degree in philosophy to see I exist in this reality who knows what was or what shall be but I am that I am and that's just me you are - as I'm sure you'll agree put us together for we are we he is him and she is her and they are as they always work some say that way back in the Garden of Eden but what the original sin we was spiritual entities with no skin concealing our holy soul within someday maybe we'll return again but even if we do only God knows when so this is no time or place to begin worrying about what may have been to just be here now you can say it so I just be here now I'm truly the best thing to do is just be here now I'm following the blog I just beat here and now no other place to go so just beat and now completely worryfree I just beat and no better place to be so let's be clear now there's no time to play let's enjoy our existence in the place we are today let's just enjoy our existence in the place we are today well here is the place that we always are and we over there may seem very far but when we arrive it becomes quite clear what we thought was there is really right here wherever you're going a journey for the to the east or west or the south of the north to the sky above the to the depths below here is the only place you can go some sailors sail the oceans wide some pioneers across the Great Divide and praying that God would provide some greener grass on the other side but escaping here no man can achieve because once you're here you could never leave even since we don't have a choice in any case let's race right here as our favorite place and just be in it now you can say it so I just beat you now a truly the best thing to do is just be here now follow when the blow I just be eating now there's no other place to go so just be and I'm completely worryfree a little bit here now there's no better place to be so let's be here now there's no time to delay and let's enjoy our existence in the place we are today let's just enjoy our existence in the place we are today Nia I don't need a watch cuz the time is now I can't live in the past no way nohow even with the machine that could travel through time the present is all that you'll never find as today is the date of the month of the year of the century in which we exist here the past is over and it's quite clear the future is empty there's nothing to fear eventually I made run out of gas and my body will turn into a rotten mass eaten by maggots grown over by grass my bags will be called the ancient past can I bet my most distant descendants will call that future time the present so I'll be long gone but it won't be wrong for them to say the love when they play my song saying Big Ear now you can say it too I just be here now a truly the best thing to do is just be here now I'll follow in the flow let's beat him now there's no other place to go so just be here now completely worryfree let's be here now there's no better place to be so let's begin now there's no time to delay let's enjoy our existence in a place we are today let's just enjoy our existence and the place we are today let's just enjoy our existence in the place we are today let's just enjoy our existence in the place we are today [Music] [Applause] Unitas hello such a wonderful showers with my friend rabbi Plotkin here in you know Shabbos really that is that's that's the thing that keeps us in check no matter how lost we get in the past or in the future and every week we got Shabbos to set us right Shabbos is what brings us back all week we work we do with Shabbos we can be Shabbos we just feeding saw me give me a shot of something it's Shabbos yes we got time to rest the best meal just leave the message sit back relax let your food digest on the date god bless as the holding ends don't you spend less it's like the death just take a deep breath get it off your chest when I press put some Khufu finger guess till 7:00 date when the Sun sets in the west will be always bringing the Shabbos was singing ciao on one left-hand the Angels flying in Berlin the kiddush cup up till it spilling willing to get tipsy cuz we're just chillin taking it easy my wife has been baking making mochi it's her bread they were breaking got school in the kitchen knew what she was doing now nobody's talking they're too busy chewing after dessert and some tea I'm just hurt and feeling so old that I can't tuck my shirt in digesting the food while my guest is a lesson in Torah book always they are after blessing extending my kindness like our house my friend zone away and the evening is ending we've been upstairs to collapsing and heap and I start sinking deep in my bed but some sleeping on Shabbos yes we got time to rest be the best meal just leave a mess sit back relax let your food digest on the date god bless there's the whole vegans don't get stressed unless it's night but then just take a deep breath get it off your chest without cracks but time cuz the friends are guest to Saturday when the Sun sets in the west wake up feeling fresh insane my morning blessing dressing the best suit I have in my possession gotta get going because I like showing up early for school so that I can read slow and say it should matter the army that's way into staying focused to keep up with the prayin that spiciness cruising so fast is confusing and most of the Jews in the back edges schmoozing but soon were rock punching on the keys and munching that chili and kugel at the kiddush luncheon people start pouring love Heinen's ignoring the speech by the rabbi because it's so boring that's why not chiming bring down the house with my singing a rhyming when I'm done wrapping head one person napkin when I dream is seem like anything could it happen on Shabbos yes we got time to step back left leg approved I just don't think God best there's the holy don't get stressed blessed like the down just take a deep breath get it up it just we're not pressed but I'm pleased the Queen's our guest till Saturday when the Sun sets in the west staring at the ceiling is a sleepy feeling buzzed over me taking a nap is so healing I rest for a while until all my kids filing one by one piling on top of me smiling then I'm proceeding that's yes take a seat then I kick up my feet and catch up on some reading on Shabbos and staying home most of the day in just lay it around with my whole family playing look at the clock in this time that don't walk in knocking on doors of my neighbors and talking meeting my friends for that so Leslie she ain't gonna beat in the day with the third round of eating I'm dipping my chip in every kind of dipping in silence single malt scotches for sipping the fun is the battle even me we're planning until the night when I see three stars shining it shyness yes we got time to rest eat the best wheel to leave mess tip back the left left poop digest don't drink god bless there's the whole Egan's don't get stressed unless it's like but that just take a deep breath get it off kitchen not crisp but I'm with the Queen's our guest till Saturday when the Sun sets in the west [Applause] we don't sisters to meet Shabbos the seventh day the seventh day we we have this thing on that six days we work and the seventh day we you just be the best but seven is so it's so prevalent in the Torah I decided I want to write a song about about the number seven and I didn't realize how many 7s there are in the Torres life until I wrote this song it's like guys in the seventh month is when the year begins in seven one three its own four cents in the holy of holies the high priests whip seven drips of blood from his fingertips in seventh month sound the shofar blasts after seven seven year cycles are passed throughout the land we declare Jubilee every debt is forgiven every slate go screech in the seven-year itch shabbat for the land in the seventh year we live in a knife and no one reads and no one sews and any man of peace can just see what rules there's barley and wheat and digs and dates and pomegranates and olives and grapes the seven species of the Holy Land growing as abundant as the beach and sand seven brothers all seven nations of the celebration of a wedding when demanding life begin to have relations but very registration there's no cohabitation to keep a seven-day period a separation uncircumcised the first seven days before sits shipping now seven days when we want to fill it wrap seven straps around the horn when we pray every morning of the week except the seventh day and love me 12 in the sub cassette the days of Sukkot said the days of paid sauce we eat matzah count seven times seven days tell Shiloh that we're finding our souls with the seven-speed row we go through to ferret out who gets old has said the who read that sock and hold it when I but after seven weeks were ready to receive the words God speaks on the seventh day rise up to the total robbery 107 on behalf one of our shopper rich chief Barak Elohim the first line in Torah is the seven worried murmurs God created the earth thing the heavens work six days and was not on the seventh so - seven thank you is the day of rest them that God blessed with holiness he made a diamond challah and she was the mother of kind in heaven who was killed by his brother but God didn't punish trying seven generations so violence and robbery spread through creation - God sent to know in seven days the wonders of the blood will be injuries get seven other people and bring at least seven pairs of each culture Burton B's so no one got 797 female each green creature on our set sail until the seventh month when the world is brought in the ark came to rest on the mountaintop let the Brethren five seven days went by sanded up she came back because nothing was dry waited seven days at the end of the week sent the Dove she returned our grand chief he still wasn't sure so we waited seven boys had to know but she didn't come back like before because the flood was over but know what God showed a sign in the cloud seven coloring both any age seven Noahide laws to be done by the seventy nations who come from Noah's son but there was evil in disseminations a canard so he swore he would give their land to Abraham who lived in the beer sheva that's the wellspring where he gave seven sheep to the Philistine camp and sorrow was the name of his beautiful wife 127 for the years of my seven generations from Abraham to Moses I'll keep the story short most everybody knows yes Hawk was the son of mine behind gets the guy's got golden ran to around for seven years got over like hell for example of on trying to marry Rockville but the night where they got tricked instead woke up and found Layla was laying in his bed seven kids paint bootleggers that's true he got called knew he had a hammer I fell - so after seven days another wedding was on but he had to work seven more years with LaVon and when his son Joseph was just 17 got stoked as his lay down a Ryan he was sitting in prison when Pharaoh had a dream nobody knew what it could mean he dreamt 7 pounds all healthy and fat emerge from the river and behold after that became 7 house looking ugly and Kirsten the second 787 count that the first any trends 7 years of grain off stood on a single stock they were fully good within who seventh in years withered by the wind verse 7 got swallowed by the seventh and Yosef said Paro you dream about the graining you dream about the cows one of the same to me it's leave that the seven full years in the seven fat cows are seven good years seven years and the seven cows that will lean are seven bad years and the meaning of your dream is that seven years of plenty we'll come and get swallowed by seven years of famine that immediately follow so Pharaoh repaid yoke says husain Egypt by making our family into slaves for his wise men told him they saw in the Stars the most sure would be born on the seventh of the door they were right Moshe started to fight the eight killed and egyptian then he had to take fight married 107 dollars lucky troll before we told Pharaoh we will go that seven plates brought Egypt down on his knees and like a low blow Bullock in the last three split the sea and we walked seven weeks up jump out sir now where we heard about speaks low Passover it's ten seven days my friends and from that night after the first thing is we count seven times seven days tail shot whoa we're finding our souls with the seven Sphero we go through to bear it hallelujah so that's it the woman that talking hope we're not side beats but after seven weeks we're ready to receive the words God [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah it's a little more something for you guys this shop is this shop is what's the shut-ins no no wrong wrong you guys living in the past I tell you that be here now this time is the Shabbos Shira this shyness is a big one Shimon sherab is Charlotte we got the song of the sea and we're gonna we're gonna dance like marionettes oh I see you want to be able to do anything crazy we're just gonna dance like here all the way you do is dance like you were slaves for 400 years now you're free alright so we're going to Dina's like here I meant the Red Sea right because after we were we were finally free from the Egyptians you know they got crushed in the in the the water of the office of Moshe started singing but Miriam she had the right idea she started dancing right she started dancing with the tambourine so we once warned Slade but now is safe depression was marched way to Italy family and we can finally afraid of that dance like Mary every dance like Miriam at us tonight it's like Miriam and arrest me the chance like Miriam at the Red Sea lesbians like Mary dome at the Red Sea who's your eyes and try to pretend to get that from my life the slavery and then go hate it to freedom with thousands of friends but a young and old and now we made a man you're never gonna see farewell space socket so let down your guard no need to defend a bank on your drum you got time to spend not dance like very unselfish and not full mm acedia pen and work your body from things again but don't get down the - - and all creatures to the most high are men we once or enslave when I always say oppression was washed away will we family and we are finally free let's dance like marionettes the Red Sea dance like Mary the restless days like Miriam and the Red Sea is like Mariana Restless dance Liberia master Athena never forget how it was before forced into slavery we didn't reach or our burden must be it piled on war and worked us until we were tired and so he took ten plates to get out the door but they're all Sartre was hard to the core his army bassoonist ready follow which erielle voice and sharpened swords now they sleep on the ocean floor but it was some fly the hand of the Lord so dancing sings but the breeze is born from your lips out on the sea show glass white slave but how is oppressing let's watch the way were the way apparently and we finally filled us dance like the real master Reggie dance like Miriam after had seen kids like Miriam at the Red Sea a test like Mary tense night Mary the Red Sea who's your feet start to get up stand that you will you don't eat no big bang on your drum man singing dance we're hearing what premium access live change escape from the most narrow place between Iraq in the barrels face he is wrong me muscle but now we knew the worst Nick and we pass right through and when we arrived on the other side the was returned and his army diets so dance and Chia cuz marion Nestle at the first time will create 400 years we once Wednesday but now it's a oppression was washed away with away a family a we finally realize dance like marionettes Duran say things like Miriam a curette see kids like Miriam see tears like Miriam that the Restless being like Miriam and the red sinks bodies of those who came to make war against us washed up dead on the shore our people could barely believe their eyes they let happy cry they were so surprised a clean Miriam stepped on a sea is picked up her tambourine she began to dance on a women King they bought all the drums the naked the same the sons of this whale burst into song together six hundred thousand strong praise Hashem shall always be by setting us free on the shore of the sea we once were slain but now instead oppression was once waiting with the way of empathy a weekly a finally teens like Mary amantha read six pins like Miriam you ready kids Liberian that fancy dance like very the Red Sea let's dance like marionettes the red she danced like area the Red Sea dance like marionettes the Red Sea dance like Miriam Miriam Oh one word is I have re less sir I think we should change maybe change think about changing his last name to re from Hari lesser sorry great you know because re teachers of students god-given skill that each and every one of us at college one who gives us a gift that we each have a god-given skill and we have to bring it out and we have to emphasize it we have to work on it train ourselves bring out that skill to share with all of us we could all do it maybe not a wrap but it maybe it's something else something else it is something else