Ari Lesser - Kosher Rap - Tzfat

I don't eat animals not my style it's been that way for quite some but if it came a time when I Chang my mind I would only die on the co I get sick just think about car I'm picking buzzards and vultures I stick with the chicken I got no craving for Ravens and Pros I'm saving my appetite if you're a serving NOS no penguin Wing no emu leg I don't want no scramble the ostrich egg no parrot no matter how you prepare it spare it I'll snack on a carot take a bite from a bagel but not from a seagull no kite no Hawk No Falcon an eagle I'm on a diet where I stay away from all kind of Raptors and birds of prey no foul like a ow with the big eyes staring won't see me tearing to the Flesh of a hering no piece of St on the end of my Fork cuz that white meets culture as a piece of pork and I don't eat animals not my style I've been that way for quite some while but if it came a time when I changed my mind I would only D on the co kind I don't eat no creepy crawling things no lizard legs and no insect wings no slither snake no wiggling worm crawling around on the ground getting covered in germs I'm no ant eater I can't stand bugs no spiders no centipedes no slugs pass on the Cockroach thank you please I'll take some honey you can keep the Beast no squ with a poison tail no es car go I don't eat snail never had frog legs like they do in France wouldn't try that tra if I had the chance no amphibians no reptiles salamander n to Turtle crocodiles feed me chameleons I think I scream and my face might turn from from brown to Green cuz I don't eat animals not my style it's been that way for quite some while but if it came a time when I Chang my mind I would only D on the coast you kind of only eat seafood with fins and scales no warus Dolphins a hbag whales no seahorse sea lion sea snails no crab legs no red lobster tails no manate te like a Japanese No nasty sea urchin Sushi a sorry I don't do calamari squid and octopus is in farari peanut butter not jelly fish I put one in my bowl and I break the dis no CR no no shrimp I still never had C that don't think I will I don't make my meals with Mor eels no oyster shellfish your elephant seals no great white hammerhead when I swim a shark might bite me but I won't bite him cuz I don't eat animals not my style I've been that way for quite some while but if it came a time when I Chang my mind I would only D on the ker [Applause]