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Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - Ari Lesser

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[Music] I'm Luke Sky Walker from tattooine and though I didn't find out till I was 19 I'm one of the you Jedi Knight still remaining the force is strong with me although I have no formal training expert pilot no matter what I'm flying I blew up the Death Star without even trying plus I got my lightsaber technique down to a science I'm A New Hope For The Rebel [Music] Alliance I'm a tus your ra so poor that I got to eat W bre F goggles in the face mask that's my stop hard when I ride my B the single fou got to killer be killed steal a stalk raised in the waist let you know I'm hard where I'm from Sand is the only thing free so we the sand people living in the D [Music] sea [ __ ] in the hood they call me a j rolling through the desert in my big sand cowler every damn Scavenging trying to get my my hands on equipment that I can sell to a Outland and no matter what it is a West from my deal it buy it a build it to find it or steal it hiding in the shadow where the droids can't see me till I run up and blast them yelling oy I'm R2D2 confetti creating dis Drive distracting joid deactivating computer interfacing life form scanning Astro hollow projector air cannon with inflatable mattress Periscope propella cable gun claw arm collapsible umbrella more gadgets than a Swiss army knife in my chest don't leave home without me like American [Music] Express you might be a marksman but I can shoot faster rarely if ever miss a shot with my blaster They Call Me Princess Leia many men pursue me I'm so hot my own twin brother wanted to do me but I'm not a sex object I'm a woman with the mission top Rebel General and skill tactician Galactic Empire can't touch the masses they can Strike Back will return and kick their asses my name is hella when I push a fat whip the Millennium Falcon cannot run any ship as a spice Smuggler I gain my respect I make the Castle Run andless than 12 procet someone went under attack no need to panic I'm a top-notch pilot a skilled mechanic and a Smooth Operator I have to admit I'm a little bit cocky cuz I know that I'm the [Music] [ __ ] a legendary pilot I Ain't No rookie my name is chupaca a big hairy rookie on the Falcon friends call me Chewy fly drunk all the time but I never got to do it walk around naked I don't even wear shoes I like to play games but I don't like to lose if you beat me don't be alarm when I grab you by the shoulder and rip off your [Music] arm [Music] w