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I don't eat animals... pt 4#Kosher #Seafood #Vegetarian #Vegan #Torah

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Cuz I don't eat animals now. My style has been that way for quite some while. But if there came a time when I changed my mind, I would only dine on the coast kind of. Only eat seafood with fins and scales. No warras dolphins or humpback whales. No seahorsey lions, sea snails. No crab legs, no red lobster tails. No manatees like the Japanese. No nasty sea urchin sushies. Sorry, I don't do calari. Squid and octopuses and ferrari. Peanut butter, not jellyfish. I put one in my bowl and I break the dish. No prawn, no krill, no shrimp. I still never had craw. Dad don't think I will. [applause] I don't make my meals with moray eels. No oyster shellfish or elephant seeds. No great white hammerhead when I swim. A shark might bite me, but I won't bite him cuz I don't eat animals, not my style. I've been that way for quite some while. But if it came a time when I changed my mind, I would only dine on the kosher. >> [cheering and applause]