AN ALARM AND A PLUNGER GET INVOLVED. The (Actually) Late Parsha Show! Ki Savo.

this alarm has been beeping for six hours and by now I just hear music yeah that's true this week's torah portion is key Tsavo which means when you will come because the torah portion opens up saying when you will come to the land of israel and conquer it then you shall do this Mitzvah what Mitzvah the Mitzvah is called be Curren and it's the Mitzvah of bringing this is this is what this is what happens when you don't make a script yeah usually I script the videos and then I film them and I was sitting in the car over there just yapping well not really yapping but still I mean you can't make a late partner without a script man the line of Israel is blessed with an abundance and extra-special yummy deliciousness of seven species of produce wheat barley grapes figs dates pomegranates what am I saying olives when the farmers would commence all their work with their different tools in the land they would finally see all the produce from that though that's not one of the tools I need you to hand me and the Mitzvah is that the first of these seven species to grow you are to bring to the temple to the base of mikdash and give thanks to God for bringing you to the land and making your work a success when is one obligated to bring his first growth of produce oh when they grow nope it's not that simple we did not become obligated to bring the first of our crop until we conquered the land of Israel and every Jew who has allotted a portion in the land received his portion this teaches us a major lesson you can't be happy well you should be happy but you can't be satisfied with your own personal well-being physically or spiritually us Jews are an inseparable whole so much so that God tells us to only make this proclamation of thanks when we are all settled in the land may we all settle in the lines immediately with the coming of Messiah now and just reminder everything that God does is for the best so this hurricane as well although none of us understand it some of us are quite scared it's gonna be good God will take care of us watch over us and it's for the best [Music]