Holy Yid S3:E3

foreign [Music] welcome everybody it's time for Holy in squares presented by abudin and powered by our friends at charity group my name is awesome Siegel we have an array of great celebrities as you heard during the introductions we have two fabulous contestants and we are ready to start this brand new round of holy youth squares to my right is the founder and the leader of ahmud and rabbit Spiegler and two men he's in the X Podium and to my left the circle Podium is the king the legend wouldn't you agree Robert and that's of course the rabbi Gluck who was so instrumental in so many things too many countless to mention in this short introduction when it comes to being an Oscar when it comes to being a real Community leader which has been doing for the last what should we say 70 years about six years more than 60. more than 10 seconds a pleasure to welcome you to the show I hope you're excited about the game definitely you're an expert at this game right I'm an extra in every game yeah okay just making sure let's let's have fun and Let's Help the people that need it [Applause] [Music] box [Music] [Applause] you're the circle and Smee is the X and we're gonna be but don't worry about that I'll help you along with that all you have to do right now is choose one of these nine celebrities to begin our game which one do you want slum eleven go here we go welcome to the show are you all set thanks for having me I believe so yes all right uh we'll start with this one um the world's oldest living dog is this breed of dog the world's oldest living dog is what breed okay do I get multiple choice or I have to just answer the question you're not getting multiple choice on this one I mean come on it's such an easy question I do think I know the answer I do think I know the answer um but uh I was just wanted the multiple choice to see if I was right but I do believe I'm right it's actually funny I um I was doing I'm a magician I don't know if you guys are familiar with that but I was doing a show the other day literally like two and a half weeks ago someone asked me somehow dogs came up this person had a pet um and actually this was part of the answer so I actually do know this the answer is a Dalmatian that is the oldest uh yeah that is the answer all right the oldest living dog you say is a Dalmatian Rabbi Club you agree or disagree disagree you disagree the answer is Chihuahua and circle gets the square and we move on to the next I do have to mention you knew after I knew who you rooted for in the World Series is no I was starting with an easy question for you to do that I mean come on uh all right speak a lot choose a celebrity please uh we're gonna go with Joseph gittler Center Square all right welcome to the show Joseph name the snare drum symbol crash effect that's used to punctuate a punch line oh okay name these snare drums simple trash effect that's used to punctuate a punch line what do we call I believe it sounds like this what do we call that I know the sound but I can't come up with what it's called you want to guess you want to give it your give it a try before it looks like you have people around you who are very anxious to jump in here but nobody jump in please an exclamation point and that must be the answer an exclamation move on the drums that's me what do you think I gotta say we always tell people if you don't know there's nothing wrong with saying I don't know you're not in this game but I guess in this game we always know not to say right but in this game we always know so based on that and if I'm wrong on this one this is going to be really funny but I will disagree respectfully of course the answer is the rim shot and X gets the square and we move on grab my clock let's see what would be a good place to go to actually uh anybody in the left side would be good anybody in the bottom would be good choose one of those celebrities set yeah I think a comedian would have known the last one I would hope you've heard of plenty of those in your life ever since 1927 this annual recognition of global game changers has featured everyone from Mark Zuckerberg to Henry Kissinger Adolf Hitler and Ayatollah Khomeini this annual recognition since 1927. what's it called see it's interesting because every time this is still polarizing especially these days half the names on the list I would be like oh that's probably not something they should have gotten in hindsight but I'm gonna go with times man of the year or person of the year Rabbi Gluck do you think he's correct or no incorrect the answer is time man of the year and X gets the square and now Rabbi SV Gluck has himself in an amazing amazing strategic position I would agree except the person who's you know who I must call upon now has got to have my back on this one if for no other reason because I love his father so I am going to call on the illustrious son uh okay so in short we're going to Yummy for the win and yummy and I hope sweet Glock knows that rubbish after son doesn't know as much as his father knows would you like to choose someone else here let me prove it ta do I think I know more than you definitely okay we can admit it no better it took a while to get there but a good setup I must say all right yummy we've got a question for you and don't worry yummy I'm using the proper list for this question all right uh the question is when a German talk show host asked this United States comedy Superstar why Germany didn't have anyone as funny as him his response was well of course not you killed them all this is one of my favorite stories of all time and actually ugh I hate name dropping but I was at lunch with Dave Chappelle and Judah Michelle's gonna laugh right now and I actually it's very hard to tell a guy in comedy a joke or a story that they never heard especially about one of the comedy greats but when I told them the story about Robin Williams being on German talk radio and being asked by the host why do you think comedy in America is so much more popular and why do you think it's not so popular in Germany I believe his response was you ever think that you killed them all so I'm gonna go with Robin Williams and I'm also going to tell TV you picked the right guy for this one you asked to have your back what do you think agree you know when I used to watch the show as a kid not with my father obviously alzheim gazunt um it was there was always multiple choice this is getting a little uh you know but I'll say this we've discussed we may have to go with a balance of multiple yeah the balance is almost like uh you know the balance like everything else but if you have a guy who's really confident about the answer why even worry about multiple choices you have somebody who's telling you I got your back to me the victor is right there for you to grasp onto it what do you want to do you know yummy I am going to agree with you for more reasons than one probably a few million reasons considering how amazing you're doing and helping us with this campaign and as have you done in the past so that we can do what we do so based on that I am gonna say agree okay we got to the answer the answer is agree and the answer is Robin Williams please congratulate your father and participating and please tell them what his consolation prize is come on so you're first of all thank you for playing and I have to ask you for mahilo I apologize that I won out of respect I shouldn't have but I will join you for dinner there you go as a consolation prize for playing and trying to do what you can to help us help ahmudim help others thank you I I'll accept that I will offer very graciously and I really appreciate it and three keep on the good work zagazon thank you so much thank you but always a pleasure to say the least and thanks to you as well everybody more holy squares coming up round two is coming up and then Steve will take on the winner of that round in our Championship just keep it right here on holy it's Square [Applause] [Music] thank you foreign [Music] thank you [Applause] welcome back to Holy and squares it's time for round number two of our game all lead squares presented by ahmudin and powered by our friends at charity booth and we've got a great contest shaping up two wonderful contestants and of course nine great celebrities in the uh at the Circle Podium is David Kushner director of government relations for abujan David all set to the uh good to see you as always same here thank you in Dublin Weingarten is that the X Podium he is the director of project teal an intern supervisor and I'll move them and they're going to be playing against each other the winner goes up against the boss who won round number one backstage we had our coin toss X starts and that means dubbed Weingarten it's time for you to choose a celebrity I'll start with mayor K straight in the middle mayor cancer great choice I think everybody thinks that uh we'll start with this one [Applause] um and H dot com's Roundup of the 25 funniest Jews in history who describes the difference between comedy and tragedy as follows tragedies when I cut my finger comedy is when you fall into an open sewer that's that's a very very great question um as you guys know I'm in the entertainment business for quite some time and though I do crack some jokes here and there I want to consider myself a comedian per se but I'm very well versed in this world I mean ledwards is Sarah good friend um and others uh but to get and to answer your question uh that's a fantastic uh fantastic uh lead up to a great startup to this show and um I would say uh to to answer this uh properly would be um The One and Only uh Marx Brothers okay the Marx Brothers David Weingarten what do you think wow I love comedy but this is this is a tough one I should have picked the comedian for this one that would have been great um okay I'm actually going to disagree yeah is Mel Brooks and the Center Square becomes an X and we move on to David Kushner who you choosing I would have chosen I would have chosen May okay because I was looking to get a haircut out of this in the middle of the street but I guess I'll go to uh I guess I'll go to our good friend you saw lapisaur thank you thank you for having me the question is this comedy Legend Lots about comedy I guess everyone thinks that you guys are very funny this comedy Legend likes to describe Yiddish as German with phlegm who is it oh I'm gonna go straight with Woody Allen one of those Classics David what do you think unfortunately you saw I have to disagree with you I know that's rare but in this case I have to disagree with you and the answer is Billy Crystal and circle gets the square we move on to David love it who you choosing I'm gonna go with Judah Michelle welcome to the show let's do it nice to see you even in this forum uh another comedy question my gosh we're on such a role why not stay with it a 1998 Asia Torah learnathon at UCLA resulted in a sit-down between Rabbi Daniel mechanic and this very Jewish comedy genius he asked Rabbi mechanic to prove the existence of God who is that comedian during that year it was uh it was a Jerusalem Fellowship winter and the answer is Larry David all right the David winegar and agree to disagree another age question and a comedy question um I'm gonna agree I'm gonna go with Larry David because going Larry David when is that ever gotten anybody wrong the answer is Larry David X gets the square David Kushner where are we heading to well we gotta uh we gotta try to block uh David Weingarten from winning this so I'm forced to go with and not unhappily for us but I've every confidence in her good friend levenger [Music] listen you know you already beat the Phillies you know you can't beat me he can't beat us twice in one week I hear that all right here we go your question is what is the most expensive publicly traded stock in the world what's the most expensive publicly traded stock in the world okay so this is probably a great question for Yummy because this is probably up his alley um but I would have to say um I actually have stock in this myself I'm gonna have to go with Apple the answer is Apple do you agree or this the answer is absolutely apple and the answer is Berkshire Hathaway Square bucks but according to the rules you cannot win the game by uh by default you have to actually earn the square which means that David Weingarten I would assume is going to choose I mean this yeah right I can pick the same one right all right okay pull some magic right here we go I'm getting a lot of air time here and I'm not getting a lot of questions right so uh let's see how this goes interesting a very important hint for the contestant thank you uh George Washington was born and died in what state in one of the 50 states George Washington was born and died which one I mean it's got to be Delaware right he's answering Delaware do you agree or disagree disagree the answer is Virginia and I'm in winegarden wins the game and the big Championship round is coming up stay tuned we have the big final round of holiate squares coming up [Applause] foreign [Music] [Applause] welcome back to Holy in squares presented by ahmudin and powered by our friends and charity boots my name is Alpha musiele it's time for our Championship round dubbed Weingarten you remember him he's in the X Podium and the circle Podium the leader of abujim revites fig luck I hope it's not a problem in case you beat the boss I have to see him at work tomorrow greatest knockouts when the employees do better we want to see them grow that's good to know in advance stop at Weingarten please choose a celebrity um I'll go with common common Samuel welcome to the show and best regards to our friends at chalva I hope everybody's doing well all is good thank God the British call them solicitors here in the United States we know them as what lawyers I agree to disagree he said lawyers I agree he agrees ex gets the square we're off to a great start [Applause] I was going to say in the field of non-profits solicitors as fundraisers yeah and that's what we're here for today so I'm crucial advancement institution institutional advancement development expand we got all the Judah you want to come work for us was an appropriate question for you now I've been proven right what do you want by the way it's all about Golden I have a new joke for you do you know that one no a Michelle Oxana law is called the collector's item okay very cute Joseph killler that would be a rim shot right there Rabbi good luck go right ahead sir uh I think we're gonna go with Elon Smith Elon you gotta help me out here Elon Center Square pretty uh pretty prominent if you ask me welcome to the show and here's your question fun fact for people who enjoy cleaning for pesach according to a study by the National Science Foundation this is the dirtiest room in the house what is it my kid's bedroom hotter between the kitchen and the playroom I'll go for the playroom he's playroom what do you say right so let me ask you a question Elon are you home for pesacher you go away oh go away ah so that's a good reason for the two weeks before so I'm gonna say I disagree the answer is the kitchen after all that circle gets the square Elon was coming with a comeback though well Avenger take notes Duffin Weingarten where two celebrity uh I'm gonna go with Ellie all right Ellie what do Canadians call a five cent piece um well I uh I actually me and yummy had uh had coffee in Toronto when I was there a few years ago and um you know I I know that the uh Looney and toony pieces are a five cent piece so I'm actually gonna go with a nickel all right agree or disagree though um I know nothing about that um all right Ellie I'm gonna agree with Ellie the answer is a nickel that means X gets the square and now walk has got to increase his strategic method I know the irony look who's gonna be picked how does that I mean like seriously this is a setup okay I'm going with ref calm and Samuels again I'm sorry just can we move the squares over uh I've checked the judge the judge that will not be possible okay in that case I am going to go with the leader of Charity bids yummy does a lamb become a sheep that is a lamb a machine become a sheep it's a good question um but while I think of the answer I just want to point out that because I'm terrible at trivia I did come up with another idea that I think I'll be better at this game inspired me to create the first ever mishbacha approved game of guess who with only men I'm looking at all these squares and I think this is we're on to something but anyway how it turns into a sheep I believe uh when it turns one year old I agree and disagree yeah I think I think I think that's the answer how does a cat turn into a mouse what was the question lamb becomes a sheep one year by the way I was gonna go in the whole ah yeah just slam for peso exactly and I was waiting I was waiting for that you know just the thought of it is nice um you know I'm very very torn so ah Judah nobody's looking quickly shake your head um Jude is laughing I'm gonna say I disagree uh the answer is a lamb becomes a sheep when it turns one year old but in order to win in order to win you must earn the square yeah I'm having a sense of deja vu um I'm gonna go with Yumi all right ironically enough who can win the championship round for David Weingarten it is yummy Chef was it last time no no but yeah I need to be really good in trivia right now his plans to reinstate the Sanhedrin never happened but Napoleon did offer a handsome prize to anyone who can come up with a cheap and wholesome substitute for this food item what was the food item brain horseradish answers horseradish agree or disagree disagree the answer is butter congratulations a big thank you to all of our celebrities of course a big thank you to our contestants congratulations to all the winners big thank you to our move them they are presenting holy squares and so much of this amazing programming a big thank you to charity bids who power this entire operation and of course a big thank you to our friends at flow motion here in Brooklyn New York an amazing studio to work with a shout out to doe Friedman and a big thank you to you our audience for watching and for contributing keep the trivia going and join us in the next episode of holy it's squares [Applause] foreign [Music]