When ur roommates watch TOO much #jordanpeterson #shorts #comedy #sketchcomedy #impressions #parody

you're like totally jacked how much weight have you been lifting for a long time i was really trying to lift the maximum weight i could bear you know it's not simple it's not because nothing's heavier than the weight of life's very existence it's like wow not a bloody dumbbell or kettlebell can match that it's like it's like complicated yeah okay guys we have a couple apartment issues that we need to straighten out well you know you might want to start by cleaning your room clean your room there's dishes like piling over you should have dealt with that months ago i need you guys to resign the lease for next month no why won't you just sign the lease because i refuse to see the linguistic territory to ideologues that i detest and that's that we'll see where that leads you'll be eating your children compare yourself to who you were yesterday not who you are today and don't let your children do anything that would make you dislike them i don't have children [ __ ] face ha well you will