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All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're here in the UK. I traveled across the pond to get some unbelievable New York deli and I found my counterpart, another Trump who's in the UK. >> Well, you know, you came to to my end of the woods, and you bought me a beautiful sandwich. Actually, nobody knows how to build a salt beef sandwich like I do, and you don't know that either, and you know that better than anybody. But I will say uh that I'm going to try it, and uh we're going to do some amazing things. It's It's like a wall. You never got the wall done, did you? Uh we're well we're building the wall, you know. We're building it and we're in the middle of Mexico is going to pay for it. But you know, you have a you said you have a wall here, but people are coming in. They're coming in like crazy. And I know you got salt beef. We call it corn beef. We call it corn beef. You call it salt beef. But it's the same thing. >> It's the same thing when you think about it. Look, Ktor Stormer did that. He's sick. He should have built a salt beef wall around all of them around the whole border. They should have had lines and walls and it should have been corn beef or salt beef, you know, uh and cement. A lot of cement. Nobody knows about cement more than I do. And pickles actually when you think about it. >> I mean pickles. Pickles there. There's there's all kinds of pickles. We do. >> Yeah. There's But we love pickles. They're New York staple. You have sour, you have dill. You have kosher pickles. And I love I love kosher pickles. Nothing wrong with that. I mean, >> I've been more for kosher pickles than anybody. And you know that. You know that. And if and if you say that I have it, you're sick. >> You're sick. >> So many they're lacking gratitude. You know, more for kosher pickles. And And you know the kosher pickles, not all of them, they're not very big. They're kind of medium to small size, but you know what? No matter how big the pickles are, no one can deny that my moatza balls are huge. Absolutely huge. >> Well, they are huge. And I will say one thing I will say is that the pickles every time you try to make a deal. The kosher pickles, they just get in the way and they want to go crazy. They want to bomb the hell out of everybody with a and they don't need to do that. The kosher pickles every single >> So, I think we're going to solve the problems by having some New York kosher deli, which is beautiful. And we're going to do it the New York way cuz you make real estate deals over New York Deli. That's how they used to do it. >> We really used to do that. We used to do that. We made so many deals together. Okay, I think that's enough. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you. Making Delhi great again here in the UK with UK Trump and US Trump. We're doing it so well >> in the UK. You're sick people by the way. Unbelievable.