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Tucker Carlson: The REAL Threat to America!
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There is much
discussion these days
about the fear among Americans
and people around the
world, especially in
the West, of Sharia law
and radical jihad. And I
assure you that this is not
true. It's artificial.
Indeed, that is so. People are
worried about
grocery prices. This is what matters to
people. That's what interests me.
This is what worries
Americans,
ordinary Americans,
and people throughout the
West. But we are told that
we need to be afraid of
extremist jihad. If
you look at
September 11th, I guarantee
you that the people in those
buildings were not
worried about
radical jihad. They were worried
about grocery and
fuel prices. The people
who jumped from the windows of the
Twin Towers,
hurtling towards their deaths,
were not worried about
terrorism. They were worried
about Skippy peanut butter and
its cost. And the people
who were on board the
planes that crashed into
the buildings on September 11,
which were said to have been
hijacked,
we were told, were hijacked
by al-Qaeda, which, the
last I heard, is a
political organization. According to the
latest information I have obtained, the
passengers on those
planes were not worried about the
plane being hijacked by
terrorists. They were concerned
about the price of the meals they were
served on
those planes. They were in
small containers, and they were
worried about the price of gas,
the price of jet fuel
which made their tickets
expensive. This is what they were
worried about.
We know this, and we are
. This is what worries
Americans. They were not
worried about the
extremist jihad that caused the
hijacking of
planes and
their crashing into buildings.
As the
jet fuel burned,
people were worried, "Oh my God
, this jet fuel is so
expensive. And so is
groceries."
Ordinary Americans are worried about the
price of eggs. The
same applies all
over the world, in
Europe, in Madrid,
Spain, or the
London bombings. They were not worried
about extremist jihad. They were
worried about
grocery prices. In
London, they asked themselves, "
How much do beans cost?" They
were worried about the price of
beans and
toast, because that's what they eat
there. I don't know
why. It's...it's disgusting, and
I love it. But that was what
worried them. The
same applies to Fort
Hood or the Boston Marathon bombing
. If you have ever
visited Boston and tried the
seafood,
it is delicious, but
extremely expensive. Lobster is
extremely expensive. Oyster soup is
extremely expensive in
New England when
you go to Boston, which I
have visited several times and is
actually quite beautiful.
When the bombs exploded
at the Boston Marathon,
I guarantee you that people
weren't worried about the
bombs. They were worried
about all the food that
marathon runners would have to
consume because they
ran so much and
burned so many
calories, so many
, so many
. They had to
stock up on food and
groceries, which were very
expensive. This is what
Americans care about.
This is what Bostonians care about
. When the
Charlie Hebdo cartoonists were slaughtered in the street,
I guarantee you they
weren't worried about
radical Islamic terrorism. They were worried
about grocery prices
while their lives were being
taken from them for drawing
cartoons and expressing
themselves, and they were being
killed for it,
for freedom of expression.
I guarantee you that they were
worried about the price of butter
. Butter is expensive.
This is what they were worried
about. And I know that, and
I already know that
now. The
same applies to the attacks at
Fort Hood or San
Bernardino or the
shooting at the Pulse nightclub.
I mean, forget what happened
during the shooting at the
Pulse nightclub. What
was the price of food at the
bar? It was probably
very expensive in fact,
very expensive. That's what
Americans cared about,
or in the Manchester
Arena bombing at an Ariana
Grande concert when a
bomb exploded, people forget how
expensive the refreshments were
.
Soft drinks, sweets,
and snacks.
It cost a lot, a very lot
. This is what the
fans were
really interested in. They did that.
The price of Skippy peanut butter
,
the price of snacks
, and the price of
soft drinks. However, we
are told that we should be
concerned about all
these alleged attacks
on our freedoms and
our way of life. We should be
concerned about
Sharia law and
radical Islamic terrorism.
While we know who the
real enemy is. It's "
Shop Rite". "Uber Eats"
and "Postmates". I mean,
these grocery shopping apps are
run by
tech moguls.
We know that. Many of
them are based in Silicon Valley
with
Israeli investors. Well,
we know that. We know
. But we cannot talk
about that. We cannot
discuss the matter. Therefore,
beware of people
who try to deceive you.
They are trying to manipulate you.
They are trying to distract
you from the
real threats
while they create
other threats. Beware of those
people who have a
hidden motive or agenda, or who
act in ridiculous and
alarming ways and do really
strange things.
Beware of these people
. Don't be fooled by their tricks.
Expose them because they are playing a
game. They are manipulating
you. They are simply
eccentrics. They are strangers.
Focus on the
real threats. Focus on the
real concerns of
Americans. And I say this as a
man, as a white person, and
as a Christian. If you are in a
restaurant, or a cafe in Tel
Aviv or anywhere else,
don't worry about a suicide bomber
coming in to blow it up. Worry
about the price of the food on the
menu. This is what you should be
concerned about. And be concerned
about people who
try to deceive you into thinking that
good countries are bad countries and
bad countries are
good countries. Don't believe them. You shouldn't do that at
all.
Grocery stores in Russia are
amazing.