Tucker Carlson on Thanksgiving #shorts #comedy #impression #satire #tuckercarlson

Tucker, how was your Thanksgiving? >> Actually, I hate Thanksgiving. I really hate it, actually. >> You hate Thanksgiving? >> Yeah, I mean, I think it's gay. >> You think Thanksgiving is gay? >> I do. Probably one of the gayest holidays, actually. Um, I really believe that. I do. >> Tucker, how is Thanksgiving gay? >> What do What do you mean? I mean, for one thing, you're stuffing a turkey. Have you ever seen a turkey stuffed? I mean, it's perverse. It's disgusting. It's not natural. And I just I'm offended by that. I really am. I'm deeply offended by that. I mean, who who does that? And you look at depictions of the pilgrims and the Native Americans. I mean, the Native Americans are shirtless. What? >> They're passing around corn on the cob. I mean, that's certainly gay propaganda. I mean, isn't it? Isn't it just gay propaganda? It is to me at least. And I think the demon that molested me might have been a turkey. >> Wait, what? >> So, >> it was a turkey. >> That's why when I laugh, it sounds like a turkey gobbling. It does. >> So, that's why you do that. >> Yeah. >> You were molested by a turkey. >> It's a gay bird. >> It all makes sense now. And what are your thoughts on Christmas? >> Lesbian. >> Christmas is lesbian. >> Totally.