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Tucker Carlson on Minnesota Somali Scandal #shorts #tuckercarlson #comedy #impression #satire
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Tucker, what's your take on this
Somalian scandal in Minnesota?
>> I mean, I think it's fake. I think it's
totally fake, actually. Like really
fake. And so, I mean, [clears throat] a
lot of these people are, "Oh, THESE
SOMALI ARE COMING IN and taking
[laughter]
I mean, I saw Captain Phillips, this
movie that they put out, which was
clearly propaganda. It was clearly very
propagandistic, and I and I hate that. I
hate that." Really, I do. It's like one
of the worst films, actually. But I
loved I mean, the Somali pirates who
came on the boat to Captain Phillips, I
mean, they were very assertive. I mean,
they showed leadership. I thought that
was beautiful. Actually, they said, "I
am the captain." Now, I'm like, "That's
the kind of leadership we need. Somebody
who's steering the ship, who takes over
and knows the direction we need to go."
I mean, that's admirable. I thought that
was very admirable when he took control
of the ship. And and we we're supposed
to hate that because we don't like it.
We're supposed to hate when he took over
the ship and actually wanted to
accomplish a goal. I mean, that's what
we're missing in this country. We have
people who are just completely
completely disoriented. They're they're
lost actually. They're taking drugs.
They're oding. They don't have jobs. I
mean, look what the Somali pirate and
Captain Phillips did. He He had a job to
do and he did it. He accomplished it.
And the fact that Obama just murdered
these people. I mean, yes, they were on
a little floaty in the middle of the
ocean holding Captain Phillips hostage.
I mean, that was evil. It was totally
evil. Obama just murdered these people.
I can't support that as a man, as a
Christian. And I'm against that. I'm
against that. Murder is wrong. Period.
Murder in any instance is wrong. And
Obama just murdered these people in the
middle of the ocean. I thought it was
evil. Like probably the most evil thing
actually, like one of the worst most
evil evil things you could do to
somebody is to murder them while they're
trying to just have a little fun
getaway. And all they're trying to do is
just provide for their family. And
clearly their family's going through uh
difficult hardship. And breaks my heart
to see that. And no one wants to see
that. Who wants to see that? And Obama
just murdered them and we're supposed to
celebrate. Oh, Obama's a hero.
[laughter]
No, I'm not going to do it. Not going to
do that. I'm not going to do that. Okay.
And and so I was inspired by that. I was
encouraged by what they were able to
accomplish, these these pirates who were
clearly adventurous. I mean, they had
guts. You have to admire that. I do. I
really admire that like a lot. Like a
lot. So when I look at the conservative
movement today, conservatives, whatever
that means, conservative, I don't even
know what that means anymore, but I hate
it. And my message to modern-day neocons
and conservatives, some of the worst
people, some of the worst people, is
I am the captain now.
>> What?
>> Look at me. [laughter]
Look at me. I am the captain. I am the
captain now. I am the captain.
[laughter]
>> You're certainly trying to be.
>> Am I?
>> Yeah. Just not sure if you're trying to
steer the ship or sink it.
>> I am the captain now. Did you see the
end of Captain Phillips?