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Tucker Carlson on Minnesota Somali Scandal #shorts #tuckercarlson #comedy #impression #satire

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Tucker, what's your take on this Somalian scandal in Minnesota? >> I mean, I think it's fake. I think it's totally fake, actually. Like really fake. And so, I mean, [clears throat] a lot of these people are, "Oh, THESE SOMALI ARE COMING IN and taking [laughter] I mean, I saw Captain Phillips, this movie that they put out, which was clearly propaganda. It was clearly very propagandistic, and I and I hate that. I hate that." Really, I do. It's like one of the worst films, actually. But I loved I mean, the Somali pirates who came on the boat to Captain Phillips, I mean, they were very assertive. I mean, they showed leadership. I thought that was beautiful. Actually, they said, "I am the captain." Now, I'm like, "That's the kind of leadership we need. Somebody who's steering the ship, who takes over and knows the direction we need to go." I mean, that's admirable. I thought that was very admirable when he took control of the ship. And and we we're supposed to hate that because we don't like it. We're supposed to hate when he took over the ship and actually wanted to accomplish a goal. I mean, that's what we're missing in this country. We have people who are just completely completely disoriented. They're they're lost actually. They're taking drugs. They're oding. They don't have jobs. I mean, look what the Somali pirate and Captain Phillips did. He He had a job to do and he did it. He accomplished it. And the fact that Obama just murdered these people. I mean, yes, they were on a little floaty in the middle of the ocean holding Captain Phillips hostage. I mean, that was evil. It was totally evil. Obama just murdered these people. I can't support that as a man, as a Christian. And I'm against that. I'm against that. Murder is wrong. Period. Murder in any instance is wrong. And Obama just murdered these people in the middle of the ocean. I thought it was evil. Like probably the most evil thing actually, like one of the worst most evil evil things you could do to somebody is to murder them while they're trying to just have a little fun getaway. And all they're trying to do is just provide for their family. And clearly their family's going through uh difficult hardship. And breaks my heart to see that. And no one wants to see that. Who wants to see that? And Obama just murdered them and we're supposed to celebrate. Oh, Obama's a hero. [laughter] No, I'm not going to do it. Not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. Okay. And and so I was inspired by that. I was encouraged by what they were able to accomplish, these these pirates who were clearly adventurous. I mean, they had guts. You have to admire that. I do. I really admire that like a lot. Like a lot. So when I look at the conservative movement today, conservatives, whatever that means, conservative, I don't even know what that means anymore, but I hate it. And my message to modern-day neocons and conservatives, some of the worst people, some of the worst people, is I am the captain now. >> What? >> Look at me. [laughter] Look at me. I am the captain. I am the captain now. I am the captain. [laughter] >> You're certainly trying to be. >> Am I? >> Yeah. Just not sure if you're trying to steer the ship or sink it. >> I am the captain now. Did you see the end of Captain Phillips?