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Okay, people, back to focusing on Christians and the persecution of Christians around the world. We care about that. We really do. I certainly do. What do we have? >> Okay, if we're looking at Christians, >> let me take a look at some of the data here. >> And so, we're live in like an hour. Yes. >> Okay. So, we need something like now, like right now. >> Okay. Highest rates of Christian persecution. We have Somalia. >> No. >> North Korea, Yemen, Libya. >> No. >> There's been violent attacks on Christians in India. >> No. No. Nigeria, Burma, China, Pakistan. >> That's not it. >> Horrible violence and massacres in Sudan, >> uh, Afghanistan, Lebanon. >> No, no, no, no. That's it's not what we're going for. >> Okay. Well, there's definitely a lot of Christians in Syria that are in danger as the militias are slaughtering Drews. >> Jews? >> No. Drews? >> Oh, no, no, no. Never mind. Never mind that. >> There was a recent incident in Qatar. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not that. Not that at all. >> Well, someone tried to convert to Christianity and Okay. >> Anything in Tel Aviv, Jerusalem? >> Uh, let's see. Uh, there was a traffic incident. >> Really? >> An Armenian priest got rear ended >> driving in the old city. >> That sounds horrible. That's terrible. >> I mean, it was a fender bender. I think they settled it. >> We got to do it. >> Really? >> I mean, road rage is is appalling. I mean, it's not very Christian to scream on the street. It's disgusting. >> Okay, but did you hear about all the horrible conditions? >> I know, but let's stay focused. Okay, Israel. What's happening there? >> A priest had a dispute with a bank teller. >> That's it. That's it. Banking, of course. >> Okay. >> All right. We ready to roll? And in terms of our religious Christian leaders in the Holy Land, who can testify? Did we >> I mean, there was only like one guy. >> You found the one. Okay, great. >> Camera's ready. >> Let's do it.