Trumps Recaps Plane Hijacking #shorts #comedy #donaldtrump #impression

Just listen to Donald Trump's recap of the events. This guy storms the cockpit. He He restrains the guy and he's a plumber. He's an Israeli plumber. He's a plumber, if you can believe it. He's a plumber. And he grabs He grabs the He grabs the lever and he pulls it up. He pulls up the lever. And these aren't like those old steering wheel planes. And you know the ones we used to fly. This is a he this And he's never he never flown a plane in his life. He's a plumber, but I guess he's used to dealing with a lot of [ __ ] And he he grabbed the lever and he's he must be He's lifting pipe all day. Lifting pipe all day. He lifts the lever and he sees this show about planes. I I don't want I don't like to watch that show. All the craziness. He lifts the pipe. They tied the person down. They tied his arms the terrorist. And this guy was in bad shape. Really bad shape. The other pilot, he was stabbed. He by a whack job or a terrorist or both. Probably both. a whack job terrorist stabs the pilot. They help the pilot. There's a lot of doctors on board. They're Jewish, of course. There's a lot of doctors. This guy lifts the plane and he safely lands the plane cuz he watches these shows. Can you believe that? And uh he lands the plane. A beautiful job landing a beautiful plane. A beautiful plane. Gives me second thoughts about the plane I got from Qatar. I might have some Israelis on board just in case they need to land it cuz I don't know what's going on with that Qatari plane they gave me. But this is a plumber. If a plumber can do this, my god, my plumber could barely fix the stuffed toilet I did the other day. It was a lot of happy meals. I had a lot of happy meals and it was a disaster. It was a total disaster. The plumber couldn't fix it. I need to get some Israeli plumbers cuz not only can they stuff and unstuff and unclog the toilet, they can safely land hijack planes. Can you believe that?