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Trump Tells the Story of Purim! #shorts #purim #trump #donaldtrump #comedy #impression

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this was in Iran before it was Iran it was Persia and there's this King there's this guy he's throwing a party and it's a great party a lot of people coming I would have thrown a better party but he threw a great party I I kind of like his style Akash Vos we call him Akash Vos he was the king he had this wife who was a nasty woman such a nasty woman she wouldn't do what he was asking her to do she wouldn't even come to the party it was really disrespectful so he got rid of her and this other beautiful woman queen as is so beautiful and she was really something really really beautiful woman she came in and her uncle was Morty who was a wise guy he was a smart guy and he had Esther who was really really beautiful she was just she was hot she was hot she came in there she married the king and he chose her because he was selecting from all of these women it was like a beauty pageant the kind I used to do and it was like Miss America but I guess it was Miss Persia he brought her in there and the problem was the king had this uh servant who was next to him Hamman ooh boo we Boo this guy he was a nasty guy really a nasty guy he had a gambling problem he made a bet that he could kill all the Jews he could do it he wanted to do it and he made this bet a lottery he made it made a lottery and he tried to convince the king that he could do this and so Uncle Morty and his niece Esther they got in there they she married the king she became part of the part of it she got in there and the King liked her a lot he really liked her a lot she was she was beautiful and eventually it came out what hamon was trying to do and uh he was upset at Morty cuz Morty would never bow to this guy he was he was a tough tough guy really tough and we love morai don't we love morai he was a tough guy he wouldn't bow down to him but now they had this parade right they had this great parade and uh Hamman was Boo we should boo that every time we say it is that what we do okay he wanted to know what what what he should be wearing it turned out they put more in this nice purple robe hamon thought it would be for him it wasn't for him so he was a stupid guy he didn't really well he was smart but he was stupid and he ended up in this parade taking Morty through and everybody was cheering and that was great eventually it came out hamon's plans to kill the Jews and Esther who was so beautiful the hot Jew very hot Jew ousted him and Akash veros did the right thing and he he executed hamon in the gleys that's what they did they hung him there and we don't even see that God's name is mentioned in the whole story but we know he's there just like he turned my head at the last second and I knew he was there he turned my head at the last second if I had if I had moved one inch to the right I wouldn't be here and then I turned and that was God there and this is God here that's the story of Burham voku they call it is that a is that a Japanese phrase what is that voku like a Hau and what's we're going to wear something we're going to wear a mask we're not doing that anymore oh not that kind of mask okay let's do it