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Trump Tells the Story of Purim! #shorts #purim #trump #donaldtrump #comedy #impression
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this was in Iran before it was Iran it
was Persia and there's this King there's
this guy he's throwing a party and it's
a great party a lot of people coming I
would have thrown a better party but he
threw a great party I I kind of like his
style Akash Vos we call him Akash Vos he
was the king he had this wife who was a
nasty woman such a nasty woman she
wouldn't do what he was asking her to do
she wouldn't even come to the party it
was really disrespectful so he got rid
of her and this other beautiful woman
queen as is so beautiful and she was
really something really really beautiful
woman she came in and her uncle was
Morty who was a wise guy he was a smart
guy and he had Esther who was really
really beautiful she was just she was
hot she was hot she came in there she
married the king and he chose her
because he was selecting from all of
these women it was like a beauty pageant
the kind I used to do and it was like
Miss America but I guess it was Miss
Persia he brought her in there and the
problem was the king had this uh servant
who was next to him Hamman ooh boo we
Boo this guy he was a nasty guy really a
nasty guy he had a gambling problem he
made a bet that he could kill all the
Jews he could do it he wanted to do it
and he made this bet a lottery he made
it made a lottery and he tried to
convince the king that he could do this
and so Uncle Morty and his niece Esther
they got in there they she married the
king she became part of the part of it
she got in there and the King liked her
a lot he really liked her a lot she was
she was beautiful and eventually it came
out what hamon was trying to do and uh
he was upset at Morty cuz Morty would
never bow to this guy he was he was a
tough tough guy really tough and we love
morai don't we love morai he was a tough
guy he wouldn't bow down to him but now
they had this parade right they had this
great parade and uh Hamman was Boo we
should boo that every time we say it is
that what we do okay he wanted to know
what what what he should be wearing it
turned out they put more in this nice
purple robe hamon thought it would be
for him it wasn't for him so he was a
stupid guy he didn't really well he was
smart but he was stupid and he ended up
in this parade taking Morty through and
everybody was cheering and that was
great eventually it came out hamon's
plans to kill the Jews and Esther who
was so beautiful the hot Jew very hot
Jew ousted him and Akash veros did the
right thing and he he executed hamon in
the gleys that's what they did they hung
him there and we don't even see that
God's name is mentioned in the whole
story but we know he's there just like
he turned my head at the last second and
I knew he was there he turned my head at
the last second if I had if I had moved
one inch to the right I wouldn't be here
and then I turned and that was God there
and this is God here that's the story of
Burham voku they call it is that a is
that a Japanese phrase what is that voku
like a Hau and what's we're going to
wear something we're going to wear a
mask we're not doing that anymore oh not
that kind of mask okay let's do it