Trump and Musk in Therapy w/ #jordanpeterson #shorts #comedy #impression #donaldtrump #elonmusk

Let's take it from the top and find out what the hell is going on. Well, you know, Jordan, he was he was really mean. He was nasty. He said a lot of nasty words, nasty things that he wrote about me. I didn't appreciate that at all. So angry. He was so nasty. So if we were to understand that correctly, you feel an utter sense of betrayal, I would say, from someone who was a trusted friend and colleague. Absolutely. Elon, what's your issue? So my goals were always very simple and I was very straightforward. I I wanted to cut spending and make government more efficient. I think the fundamental issue really that drives this problem is that there's only room for one alpha in the competence hierarchy as the domination distributes itself across time. It's not about that. Fundamentally, what I'm seeing here is the story of Cain and Abel. And Donald, it's your contention that your sacrifice is being accepted. Absolutely. It's accepted. They voted for me. 80 million votes. Record numbers. Yeah, I I felt that. Uh certainly it was a lack of appreciation for what I've done. Elon, you made a claim, a truth claim, that Donald was on the Epstein list. Yes, I believe he is. What do you mean by believe? He's a troubled person. He's a troubled individual. I think it's important to remind yourselves how consequential you both are in breaking the woke demonic bubble in which these postmodernists and neo-arxists were prancing around like, "Oh, ha, we can make your life so much better if you just hand over the rings of authoritarian tyrannical power to us to make your life a dystopian hell." Well, Doc, that's a lot of words. It's a lot of words, and I have the best words, but you're saying a lot of great words. I'm not really sure what you're saying, but that's okay. Well, I certainly have a position, but I don't have to tell you. There you go. We want to prevent Cain killing Abel. You know, it's the fundamental sin that started it all, you know, and if we descend to that, you know, we get kicked out of paradise and descend into bloody hell. And we need to avoid that. Look, I get along with people and establish the kingdom of heaven on earth. That's what we're all aspiring to do. That's the voice of conscience. Thank you, Dr. Peterson, for seeing us and sitting down with us. My heart goes out to you. Don't do that. Same time next week. I'd be more than happy to sit down. Okay. So, I'll bill you for that. 30 minutes for today's session. That's 85,000 out of the federal budget. What? No. Okay. No problem, Doc. We'll take care of that. Oh, that's wasteful. Here we go again.