They just show up at ANYTHING ✡️ #shorts #israel #palestine #comedy #satire #israelhamaswar #parody

Oh my god, I heard that there's a guy in New York City who's renting a house in Tel Aviv for the summer. Let's go protest. Local JCC hosts Israeli dance classes? NOT IN MY TOWN. KATZ'S FAMOUS kosher deli? LET'S PROTEST. PASTRAMI IS GENOCIDE. GAGA DON'T, LET'S GO PROTEST. WE'RE PROTESTING GAGA DON'T. I heard they're opening a falafel stand. NOT IN MY TOWN. BAR REFAELI? SHE MAKES ME SICK. There's a bar mitzvah? Where? At a club? We have to protest. Zionists? I heard there's a local synagogue full of Jewish prayer books WITH REFERENCES TO ZION. STOLEN LAND. LET'S GO PROTEST. THERE'S A screening of Thor: Love and Thunder starring Natalie Portman? She's a Zionist. Protest. A lot of the technology for smartphones was developed in Israel. We need to boycott. Wait.