The beach is OVERRATED #shorts #comedy #beach #summer #parenthumor

I got a question for all of you beach people. Like, "Oh my god, I love the beach. Oh my god, the beach. I love the beach." I get it when you're like, I don't know, in your 20s, taking a nice stroll. But, ask yourself, are you a beach person? I'm a lake guy. I like lakes. Little mountains, lush greenery, shade. Once you become a parent, I'm sorry, but this is what the beach is. Look at my hand. Look at my hand. It's losing circulation. Look at my neck. The flesh is being ripped off. What is on my back? I don't even know. A thousand things strangling me from all directions. That's what the beach is now. It's effort. It's not a break. It's not a vacation. Yeah, you feel that breeze to wipe the sweat off your brow dripping down your spine. That's what the beach is. You have to go somewhere sandy, hot, and build temporary housing to sit under. I was on a couch. Anyway, enjoy the beach.