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My advice to young men in 2026 is simple. They need to go out there and make a series of bad decisions, and I mean really bad decisions. One out of three males up to the age of 30 are still living with their parents, are still living at home, they're jobless, they're mateless, they have no relationship prospects. So, I'm just going to say it, and people aren't going to like it, but we need to bring back alcohol. We need to bring back drinking. We need to bring back drinking and driving. >> What? >> to get these young men under the age of 30 who haven't had sex within the last year behind the wheel of a car and start drinking and driving and make a series of really bad decisions. >> Scott. >> They get behind the wheel of a car, they're totally intoxicated, maybe they hit a pedestrian, maybe that pedestrian's a hooker, maybe they put that hooker in the back of a trunk. Drive the car off a cliff into a lake, hide the lake, hide the body, no one finds out about it. Some adventures. I mean, men need this. Men need a sense of adventure, a sense of risk-taking. We've lost that. >> Scott, no. >> to bring back drinking, we need to bring back drinking and driving, we need to make a series of bad decisions, and I mean really bad decisions. And that's how you'll eventually find a mate. That's how you end up in prison, Scott. >> they do go to prison, they could focus on their literacy, they could focus on getting educated, getting in shape, becoming a man, >> Come on. >> becoming really masculine. If you can survive in a prison gang, you can survive in the job market once you get out. I think it's really important for young men to experience that. Scott, can we move on to stock picks? >> Sure.