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Let me tell you how it works in the bed, David Hassel, okay? Every night when my boys go to sleep, I wake them up every night at 3:00 in the morning. And they don't get to go back to sleep unless they read 20 pages. Woah. They got to finish a chapter, watch a documentary, or they got to read at least 20 pages, and then they can go back to sleep. If they don't do that, they're staying up. That's intense. So, like, what effect does it have? I They usually crash the next day, like 2:00 in the afternoon. They just get knocked out. They maybe under desk, their their heads It doesn't matter. But, I want that to happen. Why would you want them to go Because that's when you dream. Uh-huh. You know, you pass out in the middle of the day, you start dreaming. That's what I want. I want them to dream. I want them to dream big. You have vivid dreams in the when you're napping in the middle of the afternoon. That's the best time. Right. So, that's what's going on. In the daytime, I'm creating dreamers, and in the middle of the night, I'm creating doers. That's what you got to do. In order to be a dreamer, you got to be a doer. In order to be a doer, you got to be a dreamer. And it goes like that. I don't know, Patrick. That just sounds really harsh for your kids. They're very tired.