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Milo Yiannopoulos as a High School Student #comedy #shorts #impression #satire #miloyiannopoulos
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Hi class. So for our reading list this
year, we're going to read
>> Oh. Oh. Okay. We're going to read
Catcher and the Rye.
>> Is there a problem, Mr. Anianopoulos?
>> I've got news for you, darling. Catcher
and the Ry. Gay.
>> Excuse me. Um,
>> I'm sorry. Who's the pitcher and who's
the catcher? Exactly.
>> Mr. Yiannopoulos. Okay. For our other
books.
>> Oh, 1984. Okay. Uh, I've got news on
this one, too. Uh, also gay. No, no, no.
I will out all of them. I'm going to
tell the truth on all of this. Can you
name another era that was gayer than the
80s?
>> Okay. All the glory holes. That's enough
for me. Of course, the book doesn't talk
about it. alludes to that thought crimes
and whatnot. That's what being gay is.
It's a thought crime. At least it starts
that way as a thought crime. Uh nothing
gayer than the 80s. 1984 was peak. I
know. I was there. I was a part of it.
Okay.
Um so yes, moving on. The Great Gatsby.
What do you think made him great? Gay.
I'm sorry. Big parties on Long Island.
Uh yeah, lots of uh lots of boys. Lord
of the Flies. Yeah, a bunch of boys
alone on an island. More like Fire
Island. Sorry, darling. Hello.
Okay. What else?
>> Class, I'd like to introduce your
geometry teacher.
>> Geometry is gay,
>> Mr. Yianopoulos.
>> I'm sorry. Angles. Have you ever seen
what a right angle looks like? That's
clearly a gay man. Geometry is just
ragingly ragingly gay. And I'm not going
to learn it only to have to unlearn it.
Okay.
>> Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Yiannopoulos. It's
part of your core math requirement.
>> Math is gay.
>> Your biology teacher this year is
>> biology.
>> What is the issue now, Mr. Anopoulos?
>> I'm [clears throat] sorry. I'm sorry.
No, all you teachers are so stupid.
You're so stupid. It's Let me tell you
something about biology. Okay. No one is
gay.
>> That's it.
>> Especially if you're Christian.
>> Mr. Yiannopoulos, I will see you in
detention.
>> All right, everybody. How you doing?
>> Oh, who's this teacher?
>> My name is Coach Anthony. I run gym
class and physical education at the
school.
>> Oh, physical education. Well, hello,
coach. Somebody get this kid out of