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Milo Yiannopoulos as a High School Student #comedy #shorts #impression #satire #miloyiannopoulos

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Hi class. So for our reading list this year, we're going to read >> Oh. Oh. Okay. We're going to read Catcher and the Rye. >> Is there a problem, Mr. Anianopoulos? >> I've got news for you, darling. Catcher and the Ry. Gay. >> Excuse me. Um, >> I'm sorry. Who's the pitcher and who's the catcher? Exactly. >> Mr. Yiannopoulos. Okay. For our other books. >> Oh, 1984. Okay. Uh, I've got news on this one, too. Uh, also gay. No, no, no. I will out all of them. I'm going to tell the truth on all of this. Can you name another era that was gayer than the 80s? >> Okay. All the glory holes. That's enough for me. Of course, the book doesn't talk about it. alludes to that thought crimes and whatnot. That's what being gay is. It's a thought crime. At least it starts that way as a thought crime. Uh nothing gayer than the 80s. 1984 was peak. I know. I was there. I was a part of it. Okay. Um so yes, moving on. The Great Gatsby. What do you think made him great? Gay. I'm sorry. Big parties on Long Island. Uh yeah, lots of uh lots of boys. Lord of the Flies. Yeah, a bunch of boys alone on an island. More like Fire Island. Sorry, darling. Hello. Okay. What else? >> Class, I'd like to introduce your geometry teacher. >> Geometry is gay, >> Mr. Yianopoulos. >> I'm sorry. Angles. Have you ever seen what a right angle looks like? That's clearly a gay man. Geometry is just ragingly ragingly gay. And I'm not going to learn it only to have to unlearn it. Okay. >> Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Yiannopoulos. It's part of your core math requirement. >> Math is gay. >> Your biology teacher this year is >> biology. >> What is the issue now, Mr. Anopoulos? >> I'm [clears throat] sorry. I'm sorry. No, all you teachers are so stupid. You're so stupid. It's Let me tell you something about biology. Okay. No one is gay. >> That's it. >> Especially if you're Christian. >> Mr. Yiannopoulos, I will see you in detention. >> All right, everybody. How you doing? >> Oh, who's this teacher? >> My name is Coach Anthony. I run gym class and physical education at the school. >> Oh, physical education. Well, hello, coach. Somebody get this kid out of