@JudgeJudy Just solved the Middle East Conflict!

[Music] Mr Zion Mr senoir it's my understanding that there was an incident on the 7th of October in 2023 is that correct yes judge yes your honor Mr senoir you are suing Mr Zion for damages and it is your claim that you were simply launching a military operation in order to liberate your people and do a prisoner exchange is that correct that is correct and Mr Zion it is your counter claim that Mr senoa was attempting a genocide to wipe out your entire people yes your honor that is correct tell me what happened why do ask such a question what Mr senoir why don't we talk about what happened before Mr sen but I wanted to say I wanted to say before quiet quiet Mr senoir let me explain how this is going to work okay I'm going to ask the questions you're going to give me the answer is that clear fine good tell me about October 7th clearly there was a kaff yes now tell me what happened well don't want to talk about the 7th this is this is a destruction b b if you can't answer a simple question we're going to be here a long time and I don't have a lot of patience you're on TV in front of 10 million people you might want to answer my question Mr Zion what happened on the 7th of October this man uh launched an attack on my people and they came into my country they massacred and slaughtered over 12200 people men women children babies and they took over 200 people hostage do we have any photographs of what took place on the 7th of October yes judge I'd like to see it please oh this is horrific Mr senen why you filmed your own crimes on GoPros kind of our main focus for the operation was on prisoner exchange how many prisoners did you want in exchange for these 200 hostages one for 1,000 for one Israeli prisoner you want a thousand of your prisoners oh does that sound fair that doesn't sound fair you're a hustler a hustler little bit I know a hustler you're a hustler you're honorable Mr Zion has been occupying my land we left in 2005 is that true well they left but then they put in the blockade they kept smuggling weapons and firing rockets at us on a regular basis kind of Tru I'm not getting it now Mr senoir it says here that back in 2011 you were released in a prisoner exchange is that correct that is true and what happened I planned October 7th see what happened so you can imagine the hesitancy that's what I'm saying don't worry I got it I got it I have another note here Mr seor that you were potentially going to be released in 2004 why didn't that happen because I had brain cancer you had brain cancer and how did you treat that well yeah tell her what happened the Israelis treated me cured my cancer and saved my life oh oh that one kind of stings they saved your life from brain cancer and this is how you repay them you got me I could smack your face so Mr SEO given that you are suing for a fair amount of compensation says here that your organization over the last 18 years has received millions of dollars from foreign agencies and governments is that true yes judge that is correct so you're telling me you could have built a subway system but instead you built a bunch of tunnels make for a good hiding spot fault judgment for the defendant in the amount of $6 trillion the court demands the immediate return of all of the hostages and for the unconditional surrender of your entire organization is that clear Mr senoir but but the judge hon judge done judge out your honor Jud out on the next Judge Judy Mr safid deine it says here you ordered a shipment of pagers from Mr Zion's company is that correct and what happened