#jordanpeterson at the diner #shorts #comedy #parody #impersonation #impressions

hi anything else i can get you well you know it's not a simple question it's not um okay i mean i could get a hamburger you know but that would involve a thin sliver of meat juxtaposed between two dry buns pieces of bread you know when that's without the assistance of you might say a condiment ketchup or mustard or hot sauce that could become a problem and give me dry mouth you know do you want a salad it could be very unpleasant bloody tyrannical right then you might say well could get a hot dog you know but that presents itself as a straight line that's dividing order and chaos and you know perhaps that's fine well that's all well and good you might say take a bite of that goes down easy but