Joey Diaz reads Nursery Rhymes 🕷#shorts

i've been working on this joey diaz impersonation okay and i gotta cheat a little bit cause i can't get that low with my own natural voice but here we go the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout down came the rain and washed the [ __ ] spider out out came the sun and dried up all the rain and the itsy bitsy spider he he went up the spot again draw a rock and do some joe rogan if that spider doesn't have an angle i don't trust it okay uncle joey doesn't trust no spider with no anger you gotta have something you know you gotta have something you gotta do blow that spider does blow him in if he doesn't do blow but he does heroin i'm in doesn't know how but likes alcohol i'm in