⁠​Jesse Itzler plans EVERYTHING! #shorts #comedy #parody #impressions #hustle #newyear #jesseitzler

look you got to plan out your life you got to know what's ahead of you I have everything mapped out for the next 80 years okay in 85 years from now I know what I'm doing it's on a Tuesday I have a doctor's appointment what I have that totally worked out so I know every single day what I'm going to do for the next 85 years how you going even know what the issue is it's probably going to be aches and pains but we'll see so Jesse you're going to make an appointment today to see your doctor 80 something years from now yes Dr zegler is he older than you he's probably going to be dead by then maybe if older than you he's definitely going to be dead by then not if he plans things out like I do