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You guys excited for Trump 2024? HOW WE FEELING ISRAEL? COMING IN SO STRONGLY, SO STRONGLY. Tel Aviv and Israel, they love me. They love me so much. Israel, they love Trump here. They love Trump. I got to say, I can't imagine what it was like if Trump was Jewish. Like Trump at his Bar Mitzvah. Right? Trump at his Bar Mitzvah. Look at this crowd. Thank you so much for coming. What a crowd. Millions and billions of people here at my Bar Mitzvah, folks. Last week at the shul, they had Levi Goldstein. He didn't have the numbers. What a loser. You've never seen a Bar Mitzvah boy do it so strongly. The caterer last week was trash. My caterer was great. Last week they were eating the dogs and eating the cats. And you know, in Israel they have a real cat problem. We're going to send some Haitian migrants to Israel. They're going to take care of that. They're going to take care of that real fast. Believe me, they're going to take care of that. We're making Bar Mitzvahs great again. That's what we're doing. And you know that.