If Jordan Peterson was Siri #shorts

uh hey Jordan yes hmm I'm trying to get to Roxbury park okay well I'll tell you what you don't want to do you don't want to make a left and descend into hell it's entirely possible that that can happen hmm and it's malevolent so you want to avoid that okay but like I'm just trying to get to the park well let me ask you have you cleaned your room hmm you might want to consider that before you go play so yeah you know my room's not so bad I just I'm just trying to get directions well sure we're all trying to get directions it's not so simple hmm deciding which direction to go is very complicated hmm it's not simple it's not all right I'll just I'll just use Google Maps okay you might want to try maps of meaning okay is there an app for that it's my life's work