How Tucker Carlson Processes New Information  #shorts #comedy #impression #satire #tuckercarlson

So, what happened? >> Oh, no. I was just in a Starbucks and one of the baristas got into a dispute with a customer. So, that was it. >> So, you're saying that in this country right now, there are baristas all over these coffee shops and they're just they're just screaming at customers like all the time. >> No, no, this was just one barista and one customer, >> right? So, you're saying that this is just happening and and there's no there's no reason why why are they screaming? >> They weren't screaming. It was just a dispute. And it's not happening. It just it happened one time as an incident. >> I'm sorry. Continue. What else happened? where >> you were at a restaurant. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We went to a restaurant and it was just hard to get the waiter's attention, so it took a little bit of time. >> Wait, wait, hold on. So, you're saying that there are these waiters and waitresses like all over this country who are just refusing to serve paying customers like like paying customers like why why are they doing that? >> No, they're not. >> I mean, these are these are Americans. They're paying good money for their service and they're just not getting served. >> Not they just we weren't getting served. >> And these customers, I would assume, are Christian. This is a Christian country and they're not getting served by people who they're paying. It's terrible. >> It's fine. It was just a busy night. Eventually, we we got service. >> And what happened on your way home? You said there was an incident while you were driving. >> Uh well, yeah. Somebody cut me off. It was annoying. >> Wait, so you're saying that people are just randomly cutting each other off all over the highways? They have no remorse, no regard. It's just happening. It's just happening all over these roads. >> No. >> And like why why is this happening? Who's causing this? >> No one. It happened one time. >> I mean, like in America, which is my country, and I love this country. I I would think that this this shouldn't be happening. We should be respectful of each other on the road, which it's very dangerous to drive. It's certainly a lot of car accidents. There's a lot of people who could get very badly hurt by that. And I would think people would be more mindful of that when they're driving people. >> Yeah, most people are. Like, you're painting a false exaggerated picture. >> And I want to get back to this. This is important. You were at a deli counter. >> Uhhuh. >> And what occurred? >> Not much. I I went to one of my favorite deli spots to get a sandwich. I go there all the time. >> I mean, I I assume the person serving you was a Jewish person. Not that there's anything wrong with that, like at all. Like at all, but he was serving you and what happened? >> Oh, no. He just he gave me the wrong sauce. >> Oh, I'm so sorry. It's horrible. I mean, I assume you're Christian. You're Christian and it's a Christian country. So you're saying that there are Jewish people in this country, not all Jewish people, but there are certainly a lot of Jewish people who are intentionally deceiving Christians, basically stealing from them. They're not being honest, and they're being very dishonest, actually. And that's what's happening in this country. There are Jews who are deceiving Christians at deli. >> No, Tucker. There's one Jewish guy who forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. >> No, it's not. He apologized and made me another one. >> Why do you keep overly generalizing everything? >> I don't know. Well, that's what I do. I have a reason.