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Senator Sanders, have you been flying on private jets to campaign events? Of course. Look, look, I had to be in multiple cities in one day. That's how we do it. That's the only way to do it. That's how you campaign for middle class and working people of this country. And the only way you could travel was flying private. Yes, we have to do it that way. And I stand by that. Okay. And what about your Rolex? It's a good watch. I have to tell time. With a Rolex. I don't want to be late for an event. I have to tell time. We have to be there. There's 30,000 people waiting at an arena. Okay. I have to be on time and I use my watch to tell time. There's nothing wrong with that. I stand by that. Okay. And I understand you also have a private chef. Is that correct? Okay. I'm 83 years old. I have uh problems with my bowels. So, I have specific dietary needs. I'm not going to apologize for that. And so, I cannot afford to get sick while campaigning because the message for middle class and working people is too important. And what would happen if you got sick? Well, then I'd have to go to my doctor. So, you couldn't just go to a local doctor? Well, I have a private physician. Your own doctor? Concier. Uh-huh. He's very good. Senator, are you at all invested in the stock market? I am. But you're still focused on going after millionaires and billionaires. Millionaires and bill Well, not millionaires. Not millionaires. Billionaires. Let's keep it at that. Right. Well, actually, the real issue is uh trillionaires. Trillionaires. That's right. Trillionaires. So, not even billionaires anymore? No. H stocks must be doing pretty well, Bernie. Back up.