@douglasmurray ordering breakfast #shorts #douglasmurray #comedy #impression #impersonation

Good morning. Let me get a English muffin with eggs, cheese, bacon, and to drink. I suppose I'll have a coffee black as night. And you don't have to project what else I'll be having. I don't like to have too much, but maybe some hash browns on the side. Extra crispy. I don't like to eat carbohydrates. I think they add a little bit too much belly to the gut. But on the day where we're going to be going into verbal combat, I like to be properly satiated, lest I get hungry. And when I'm hungry, I get very angry, even more than you know. So, please bring it to my table with a fork and a knife, maybe even a spoon to stir the coffee. If it's too hot and I burn my tongue, I fear that there's no going back. No. So, please, as soon as you can. Thank you.