Douglas Murray Ordering at Starbucks! #shorts #douglasmurray #comedy #impressions #impersonation

hi welcome to Starbucks what can I get you yes could I please get a nonfat sugar-free vanilla latte with extra foam on the top and if you could please attempt to put proportional amounts of milk even though proportionality in war rarely exists it's far more likely that you'll get the wrong amount and I think that the sensible people in the west are coming on to it okay anything else well let me just say firstly that you were very kind in taking my order but secondly the original Barista I spoke to well I don't know what kind of a creature he is but he certainly didn't get it right so please write Douglas on the cup not douggy I'd appreciate that you got it we'll WR Douglas so anything else you know I forget a lot I'll have some tea I mean for goodness sake I'm English you want tea I'm proud of my country there's no reason not to be make it a tea for douge