DON’T DRINK COFFEE, or Do… #shorts #comedy #parody #health #healthandwellness #nutrition #longevity

so recent Studies have shown that coffee can actually kill you what yes just one sip that's crazy I don't I don't understand but it can also save your life but wait wait how does that work well the latest feature shows that if you take a sip you could die or you could live forever it's kind of a crazy gamble isn't it the choice is up to you I mean it can also give you cancer well that doesn't sound very good at all but it can cure your cancer as well okay so what should I do I would advise taking a sip getting the cancer taking another sip curing the cancer this makes no sense and then do a cold plunge and what do you call this process cellular caffeinization right