#berniesanders shares TOO much information! #shorts #comedy #badlipreading #impressions

i am the longest serving independent in the history of the united states congress so what i'm going to tell you today is not something that you hear very often on fox or cnn or abc or the washington post or in fact in the halls of congress i'm going to tell you that as long as i've been standing here on this podium i've had to pee the whole time i can feel it dribbling out bit by bit building up at the tip and it's starting to sting terribly there is a small number of drops that have already made their way to my tiny whities and it's starting to hurt and i'm gonna piss my pants if we don't do something about it very soon please