A Zohran Mamdani Marriage Proposal #comedy #shorts #satire #zohranmamdani #impression

And so I want you to choose me because I just love everything about you, >> Zoron. [snorts] >> Everything that you are. And then once we get married, I want to fundamentally change everything about you completely. >> Wait, what? Why would you want to change me? >> Well, because I mean I I love everything about you and I love what you stand for. Um, but I also say that so that you will choose me and then I will change everything about you because I think you need to be changed fundamentally. You need to be completely torn down and then rebuilt back up in my image. In an image that I see for our future. >> I don't get it. So, you love me just the way I am. >> Yes. >> But you want me to change? >> Very much. I love you just the way you are. But I wish to change you completely. >> But that doesn't make any sense. How can you say you love me just the way I am and then want to transform me into something else? >> Everything you stand for, we're going to have to change and rework and rebuild and reform. >> I don't want to do that. I'm proud of who I am. >> But I do love you. I don't get how you can love me but want me to be something else. >> Well, yes. And I say those things so that you will voluntarily choose me and then I will actively work to completely change you. >> Uhhuh. Oh, I get it. And also, how do you expect to pay for this wedding? Uh, >> don't worry about that. >> And this ring is like huge. >> I got it. Don't worry, Mom.